难得幸福（2015）

- 在平板上看过了 - 不
- Get it on your iPad? - No.
那你为什么不想看
Then how come you don't want it?
我就是不想看
Because I don't.
- 为什么不 - 为什么不
- Why not? - "Why not"?
你对你身边的世界没感兴趣吗
Aren't you interested in the world around you?
- 对 我不感兴趣 - 你怎么能这样说
- Uh, no, I'm not. - How can you say that?
非常乐意这么说
Uh, very happily.
- 嘿 - 怎么了
- Hey. - What?
能麻烦你关了音乐吗 它太吵了
Can you turn that down, please? It's very "Boom, boom."
这影响到了其他人
It's affecting other people.
你不能像鸵鸟一样把脑袋埋到沙子里
You can't just bury your head in the sand.
- 是的 我可以 - 你得消息灵通
- Yes, you can. - You need to stay informed.
好吧 那你从今天的新闻里看到了什么
Okay, so what have you learned today in that newspaper
是你一年前不知道的
that you didn't know a year ago?
或者是十年前不知道的 中东的战争
Or 10 years ago? That the Middle East is fucked?
政♥治♥家撒谎说人们被杀了 那不是新闻
That politicians lie, that people kill? That's not news.
你的生活没有充满不幸
There's not enough misery in your own life,
所以没有了解到其他人
and it's hard enough trying to get through the day
昨天过得不好
without learning about all
你就没有办法过好自己的一天
the people who didn't get through yesterday.
这是我听到过的最自私的话了
That is the most selfish thing I've ever heard.
好吧 那你为什么看报纸
Okay, why do you read the newspapers?
怎样 难道你还要找到治疗埃博拉的办法
Hmm? What, are you going to cure Ebola?
或者你要解决乌克兰问题 巴林问题 酸雨问题
Are you going to solve the Ukraine or Bahrain or acid rain?
你看报纸是因为你觉得它让你占了优势
You read the newspaper 'cause you think it gives you an edge.
让你超前 使你消息灵通
Helps you get ahead. Helps you stay connected.
你知道吗 这才是自私和欺骗
You know? That's selfish and deluded.
你只关心你自己
You only care about yourself.
人们能为其他人做的最好的事就是自省
The best thing people can do for others is to examine themselves.
不过当然比起自我审视来讲
But of course it's a lot easier to look in the pages
只把精力花在阅读《纽♥约♥时♥报♥》上要容易的多
of "The New York Times" Than it is to look in the mirror.
告诉你吧 我恰恰
For your information, I hap...
早上好 女士们 先生们
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
- 我们为长时间的延迟向您道歉 - 扯淡
- We apologize for the extended delay. - Bullshit!
今早火车在进站的时候
As the train was entering the station this morning,
撞到了一名不慎跌落在轨道上的乘客
it struck a commuter who had fallen on the tracks.
尽管我们尽全力令火车及时停了下来
Despite making every effort to stop the train in time,
此次撞击仍导致了人员的身亡
this collision resulted in a fatality.
本列车现已成为犯罪现场且不可随意移♥动♥
This train is now a crime scene and may not be moved.
对给您造成的不便我们深表歉意
We apologize for this inconvenience
我们会尽快为您在反向轨道上发派另一列火车
and will be sending another train shortly on the opposite track.
该列火车会继续驶往
That train will continue on
曼哈顿中♥央♥火车站
to Manhattan's Grand Central Station.
对此次延误再次深表歉意
We apologize again for the delay.
当然 她是只老狗
Well, she's a very old dog,
但她几年前就开始丧失听力了
but her hearing started to go a couple of years back.
哦 确实会这样
Oh, that'll happen.
-也不算太糟 -嗯哼
- It's not so bad... - Mm-hmm.
但是她得了糖尿病
Except that she has diabetes.
嗯
Mm.
如果不按时给她打♥针♥的话 不用说
If she doesn't get her shots on time, don't ask.
你知道吗 沃尔特 真是很抱歉
You know what, Walter? I am so sorry.
我得去学校接我儿子
I've got to pick up my son in,
大概 一个小时以后 所以我得
like, an hour from school, so I've...
她绝对撑不过一个晚上
She'd never make it through the night.
是啊 我也觉得
No, I wouldn't think so.
她姐姐去年死的
Her sister died last year.
猜到了
I figured.
-被土狼吃了 -得嘞
- Coyotes got her. - Yep.
我擦
Fuck!
好吧
Okay.
全能的主啊 永恒之神
Almighty Father, eternal God,
聆听我们为你的儿或女所吟诵的祷告
hear our prayers for Your son/daughter
你已将其从此生唤走
whom You have called from this life to Yourself.
请赐予他或她光明 幸福 与安宁
Grant him/her light, happiness, and peace.
令他或她平安地穿过死亡之门
Let him/her pass in safety through the gates of death.
守护他或她远离伤害
Guard him/her from harm.
直至伟大的复活之日
And on that great day of resurrection,
再将他或她同你的圣人一起复活
raise him/her up with all Your saints.
阿门
Amen.
阿门
Amen.
太可怕了
So horrible.
令人难以置信
It's unbelievable.
可能发生在任何人身上 你知道
It could've been anyone, you know?
我今天早晨都没有拥抱我儿子
I didn't hug my son this morning.
只是 你懂的 “抱歉 小家伙 得走了
Just, you know, "Sorry, buddy, gotta go.
该去赚钱了”
Time to make the doughnuts."
你知道吗 我认为你刚刚说的很对
You know what? I think you were right.
关于这份报纸 这个世界
About this newspaper, about the world.
我是说 我浪费了这么多时间
I mean, I waste so much time
思考了一切 就是没有考虑到真正重要的事情
thinking about everything but what really matters.
我的意思是 读报纸 专业报纸 杂♥志♥
I mean, newspapers, trade papers, magazines,
博客 推特订阅 特么的《人物》杂♥志♥
blogs, Twitter feeds, "People" Fucking magazine,
整天 每天 为了什么
all day, every day, and for what?
我是说 难道唯有死亡才会令你思考生命
I mean, should it take death to make you think about life?
这确实令人深思 你知道吗
It really makes you think, you know?
思考你如何度过自己的人生
About how you're spending your life.
这就是为什么我要将耶稣装入我心
That's why I carry Jesus in my heart.
整个生命就是与耶稣更为接近的契机
Because all of life is just a chance to get closer to Jesus.
当你与耶稣更亲近的时候 你就与安宁更近了
And when you get closer to Jesus, you get closer to peace.
我已经好久没有去教堂了
It's been so long since I've been to church.
我应该去的
I should go,
想清楚一些问题 对吧
get some perspective, you know?
我想象着自己在做所有这些愚蠢的工作
I picture myself doing all this stupid work.
快乐的就像屎塘里的猪
Happy as a pig in shit.
不管你有多开心
It doesn't matter how happy you are.
-屎还是屎 -嗯
- It's still shit. - Mm-hmm.
如果你在屎塘里很开心的话
And if you're happy in shit...
你很可能就是一头猪
You're probably a pig.
嗯
Mm-hmm.
我听说她是在盯着自己的iPad看时掉下去的
I hear she was reading her iPad when she fell in.
悲剧啊
So sad.
据说新一代平板的屏幕会更棒
I hear the new one's gonna have a better screen.
旧的这代已经有视网膜显示屏了啊
The old one already had retina display.
不 我不是说显示屏 我是指屏幕
No, I don't mean the display, I mean the screen.
-屏幕怎么了 -分屏
- What about the screen? - Split.
-分屏 -分屏 你可以同时打开两个窗口
- Split? - Split. You can have two windows open.
-不可能 -真的
- No way! - Way.
我一定要去苹果专卖♥♥店
I gotta get to the Apple Store.
我也是 火车他喵的去哪了
Me, too. Where the fuck is this train?
总是这样 他们毁了我的早上
It's typical. They screwed up my morning,
不如连我的下午也毁掉得了
they might as well screw up my afternoon.
找一列火车就这么难吗
How hard could it be for them to find one train?
嘿 莉兹 还在等车 听着
Hey, Liz. Still waiting. Listen.
把你从PDF文件转换成的word文档用邮件发给我
Send me the email with the Word doc you converted from that PDF.
我会把图片附在附件里 上传到云端
I'll enclose the JPEGs, upload it to Dropbox,
然后你再把它们都转移到最终的PPT文件里
and you can transfer it all to the final PowerPoint.
记得要抄送给盖理和大卫 密送给艾米
Make sure you cc Gary and David, bcc Amy...
电♥话♥里乔纳森 我们不能就拿一堆电视画面过去
Jonathan on phone: We can't just go in with a bunch of TV.
-维登和宝格丽也会带着一大陀数字垃圾
- Wieden & Bulgari are gonna come in... -
参与进来
with a mountain of digital shit.
在某一时刻 我们就得考虑
We should think about, at some point,
我们所能提倡的东西
of advocacy work we can do.
你知道 “抵♥制♥污染” 或别的什么
You know, "Fight pollution," Or whatever,
同时提醒所有人不要喝其他的水
while reminding everyone not to drink other water.
必须的
Definitely.
经典的“屁民变英雄”策略
Classic zero-to-hero strategy.
我们的目标媒体是网络
Our target lives online.
我从传统媒体的宣传资金中
I take some money out of traditional media,
分配出一部分给网络 效果非常好
really make this a Facebook-led campaign.