游侠笑传（2015）

Galavant S01E03

Part 4 April 25, 2021, 3:03 p.m.

#跳到倒下那一刻#
# Dance, dance, dance until you die #
大家一起来
Everybody, boogie!
#你的眼球会凸起#
# Your eyes will soon be bulging #
#你用尖叫博取同情#
# You'll beg and scream, as well #
#你如弱柳一碰就倒#
# You'll break down like a baby girl and cry #
恭喜你啊席德
Congratulations, Sid.
谢谢你
Thank you!
我们为你感到骄傲儿子
We are so proud of you, Sidney.
哪个爹不希望自己的娃比自己强呢
Every father dreams of his son being greater than he is,
可是我做梦都没想到你会有这么一天
but no father dreams this big.
哦谢谢爸
Oh, thanks, dad.
我一直都想成为你们的骄傲
Just want to make you proud.
-格洛丽亚 -哦
- Gloria... - Oh!
如果我第一次见你
If I didn't know any better,
我会以为你才是公主
I would think that you were the princess.
儿子好女人啊
Sid, she's a keeper!
么么哒
Mwah!
想想我们的婚礼我就好激动呢你呢小希
We're so excited about our wedding, aren't we, Sid?
当然还要花很多心思才行
Yay! There's much to plan.
你穿这身衣服太帅了
You're going to look so handsome in your armor.
#掐死你#
# Do the strangulation #
#闷死你#
# Do the asphyxiation #
#烧死你#
# Do the burn at the stake #
#你还在忘情舞蹈#
# While you shimmy-shimmy-shake #
#跳吧跳吧#
# Dance, dance #
#扭动扭动#
# Dance, dance #
#倒下之前舞别停#
# Dance, dance, dance until you die #
#尽情摇摆#
# Dance, dance #
#随心而动直到死去#
# Dance, dance, dance until... #
停
Stop!
其实你们一点也不享受对吗
You guys aren't having any fun, are you?
简直是美好时光
Time of my life.
我饿得跳不动啦
I'm so hungry!
拜托
Come on.
随意评价一下这个舞会
Pick any adjective to describe this ball.
随便说
It's all right!
不会把你们怎么样的
Safe throne room.
-变♥态♥ -好吧
- Ill-conceived. - Okay.
有点儿肤浅
A little shortsighted.
看这才是我想要的嘛
See, that's what I'm talking about!
来来来尽管说等等说说我吧来吧
Come on! Do some more! Wait. Do me. Come on.
你们怎么看我的尽管说出来
Tell me what you think of me. Roast away.
傲娇
Pompous.
实话我就这么任性
It's true! I am! Always have been!
荒谬可笑
Ridiculous!
好吧终于有人说出来了
Well, finally, somebody said it.
世界上最蠢的皇帝
Stupidest king in all the land!
胆儿肥了啊
How dare you?
他穿紧身裤哈哈
He's wearing tights!
对啊我走的精致时尚风
Oh, yes, I'm wearing tights! I'm so dainty!
他肯定是瞎了才看不到
He'd have to be blind not to
他的王后跟那个小丑有一腿儿
know that his wife's getting it on with the Jester!
我说错话了吗
Am I right?!
不玩儿了
Party's over.
对了加雷斯杀了他
And, Gareth, kill the eunuch.
借一步说话我的主人
A word, my... liege.
嗯哼失陪一下
Mm-hmm. Excuse me.
随从
Squires.
主人你不知道我到底有多不好意思
You have no idea how mortified I am, sir.
-我保证明天
- I promise that tomorrow,
-我就 -你知道我为什么选中了你吗席德
I'm... - Do you know why I hired you, Sid?
我以为你只是打赌输了
I assumed you'd lost a bet.
其他人都把自己的履历
Everyone else filled their resumes
写得天花乱坠
with skills that would impress me...
会钉蹄铁啦会磨剑啦之类的
Horse-shoeing or sword-sharpening.
但你很诚实你告诉我
But you were yourself. You told me who you were...
你是个夜猫子还喜欢玩偶
A late sleeper and a lover of dolls.
是小雕像精致的小雕像
Figurines. Detailed figurines.
对好吧花里胡哨的小玩意儿
Right, so, fancy dolls.
别管那些了重点是世界上最难的事莫过于
But anyway, the point is, it's the hardest thing in the world
找到那些真正做自己的人
to find someone who is true to themselves,
所以我最看中你这一点
and it's the thing I love most about you.
-你刚才是说你 -让我说完
- Did you just say you... - Don't ruin this.
对我来说做一个随从
It occurs to me that being a squire
不是一个很好的差事
isn't a great job to begin with.
当我的随从更甚
And being mine is probably worse.
但你从没抱怨过
But you never complained.
从来没有
Not once.
你不曾抛下我不曾往我酒里吐口水
You never abandoned me, never spit in my ale.
-话说你没吐过吧 -当然没有啦主人
- Right? You've never done that. - Of course not, sir.
听着我会配合你演好这出戏
Look, I'll play any part you want me to play here.
但是你必须要以你自己为荣
But you should be proud of the man you are.
反正我一直都是
I know I certainly am.
你们说什么了
What was that?
亲爱的女士我说我希望他做回真实的自己
That, my lady, was a knight getting off his high horse.
妈爸跟你们说件事儿
Mom, dad, there's something I need to tell you.
好吧真没想到
Well, I'll be damned.
还是不要喝吧
I wouldn't drink that.
嗯怎么我已经喝了一半了
Well, why not? I've already drunk half of it.
那就接着喝吧没什么
Yeah, just carry on. It's fine.