欢乐一家亲（1993）
Frasier S04E21
Part 1
Nov. 5, 2020, noon
Morning, sunshine. Morning, Sherry.
早上好 小甜心 早 Sherry
Coffee's on. Want a cuppa? No, thank you.
咖啡煮好了 要来一杯吗 不了 谢谢
Caffeine only weakens the immune system. I'm fighting off a flu.
咖♥啡♥因♥会削弱免疫系统 我有点感冒 正扛着呢
Oh, I'm sorry. Let me get you some breakfast.
这样啊 那吃点早饭
No no no,that's really not necessary. Oh no no.
不 不用了 不用麻烦了 怎么会麻烦
You'll feel much better once you've had
你要是吃点我独家的墨西哥鸡蛋卷和
my scrambled-egg tacos and Spam patties.
小肉饼的话肯定会好起来的
In keeping with the trusty adage:
就跟谚语说的一样
"Starve a cold, disgust a fever."
感冒就要饿着 发烧就得吃恶心点
Tea and dry toast? Oh, bless you.
来点茶和干面包吧 哦 上帝保佑你
Oh, honey, I was using that. Oh, sorry.
亲爱的 那个我还要用呢 不好意思
Well, no problem.
没事的
Listen, why don't you just relax. I'll clean up later.
要不你休息一会 我来收拾吧
You know, not to criticize,
不是我多嘴 不过我通常
but I usually serve Mr. Crane whole-grain cereal for breakfast.
早餐都让Crane先生吃全麦的麦片
I try to avoid giving him fried foods.
我一般不给他吃油炸食品
Oh, Marty loves fried foods.
Marty超爱油炸食品的
Yes, well, just because he likes something
对 但是他喜欢的不一定
doesn't mean it's good for him.
都是对他好的
True. But just because something's good for him
是的 但也不能因为对他有益
doesn't mean that he has to be stuck with it day after day.
就老是吃这个 一成不变啊
Oh, looks like it's gonna be another scorcher.
看起来又是一个大热天啊
Mm-hm.
嗯嗯
Radio said high 90s.
广播说今天30多度
Yes, it's hot. Yeah.
是啊 很热 可不
Well, I guess there'll be some more brownouts.
我猜又得有用电管制了
Hate to think what it's gonna do to the crops.
真不知道这种天气庄稼怎么活
Dad, please, I'm trying to read. Oh, sure. Sorry. Yeah.
爸 拜托 我正看报纸呢 好吧 不好意思
Oh, double homicide last night.
昨晚有起双尸命案
Yeah, with this heat wave, though, I'm not surprised.
天这么热 发生这种事我一点不奇怪
Yeah, wonder what started that.
不过到底是为什么呢
Perhaps someone wouldn't stop talking about the weather.
大概是因为有些人一直喋喋不休地在说天气吧
Hey, you might be right. It's a real scorcher out there.
有可能啊 外面真是太热了
Morning, handsome. Oh, hey, hey.
早 帅哥 嘿
Did I say that before?
我之前说过了吗
Before and after.
之前和之后都说了
Please, would you two spare me the single entendre this morning?
请你俩别说暗语了好吗
I'm trying to avoid getting sick.
我不想生病（恶心）
Well, there's nothing like one of mama's big biscuits
还有什么比妈妈做的饼干更能助你
if you're fighting something off.
打败病魔的吗
Yes. I'm sure with good aim, it could bring down an elk.
是啊 瞄的准的话 都能打倒一头麋鹿了
How about you, sweetie? Just half of one for me.
你呢 亲爱的 半块就好了
Oh, come on.
不是吧
It wouldn't hurt you to put on a few pounds.
你长几磅肉也没什么啊
Men like to see a little oomph in your walk-away.
男人们希望在你离去的时候看到点暗示
Yeah, you ought to see them smile when Sherry leaves the room.
就是 你该看看Sherry走时他们笑得哟
I can imagine.
我能想得到
Oh now, you're so pretty.
你看你这么漂亮
I don't understand why men aren't just buzzing around you.
男人应该围着你转呐
Frasier? You're not seeing anybody.
Frasier 你没女朋友吧
Here you are, under the same roof, both cute as corn.
这不就是嘛 住在一起 又都这么可爱
Why don't you? Just stop right there.
为啥你俩不 打住
I'm trying to have a peaceful morning.
我想平静的过完这个早晨
I do not want to be put on the spot,
不想当焦点
and I do not want to eat some bizarre breakfast concoction,
也不想吃什么奇怪的混合早餐
and I do not want to discuss the weather.
更不想讨论天气
I just wanna try to conserve energy, sit here and enjoy my paper.
我只想保存体力 坐在这好好看报纸
Sure, Fras.
当然好 Fras
You idiot!
你这个笨蛋
I'm gonna break every bone in your fat little body!
我要把你个矮胖子粉身碎骨
If you weren't a girl,
要是你不是女的
and I didn't kind of liking this, I'd be pounding you.
我又有点乐在其中 我绝对要捶你一顿
Bup, bup, bup! Not another word!
停 停 停 都别说了
But he But!
但是他 但是
I don't care who did what to whom or in what disgusting manner.
我不管谁又对谁干什么恶心事儿了
As we speak, hordes of viral Visigoths are hurtling themselves
说话的功夫 一大群西哥特病毒正在
over the battlements of my immune system, laying waste to my...
越过我的免疫系统城墙 把垃圾
Oh, dear God, do you see how weak I am?
天呐 你看我都病成什么样了
I can't even finish a simple Visigoth metaphor.
我连一个西哥特人的比喻都说不完了
If you get sick, don't go sneezing on everything.
你要是感冒了 打喷嚏时注意点
The last time the Happy Chef had a cold,
上次快乐厨师主持人感冒
I was picking lettuce off the mike for a week.
我择麦克上的生菜渣择了一星期
You will not believe what Roz, I meant what I said.
你绝对不会相信 Roz 我认真的
I simply cannot deal with other people's problems today.
我今天实在没精神管别人的事
Well, good news for Mark on line three,
那三号♥线的Mark有的瞧了
whose wife is keeping a pumpkin in a bassinet.
他老婆在摇篮里养了个南瓜
Hey, I know what'll make you feel better.
嘿 我知道怎么让你好起来了
My friend Lisa's having a singles' party tonight.
我朋友Lisa今晚要办个单身派对
I'm supposed to bring someone
每个人都要带一位单身汉出席
I'm not interested in, but who's a really good catch.
不是为了自己 而是为了其他姐♥妹♥们♥
Oh Roz, I need my rest. Even if I didn't,
Roz 我需要休息 就算我没病
I do not wanna be poked and prodded
我也不想被一群醉醺醺的恨嫁的
by a bunch of desperate alcohol-lubricated husband-hunters.
饥渴女人们指指点点
Oh, come on. It'll be fun.
别啊 很好玩的
Cheryl from sales was asking if you'll be there. Cheryl?
销♥售♥部的Cheryl还问你去不去呢 Cheryl
Doesn't she the one who, at the last company wedding,
她不就是上次单位同事婚礼上
hip-checked you into the ice sculpture
太着急去抢捧花
in a headlong rush to catch the bouquet?
把你一屁♥股♥撞进冰雕里的那个吗
That is not what happened.
事情不是这样的
She thought the bartender said, "Last call."
她是以为酒保说"要打烊了"
Look, Roz, I'm not gonna fight anymore, but I want you to know
Roz 我不想再跟你吵了 但我想跟你说
you said a lot of things that really hurt my feelings.
你说过的很多话都让我很伤心
Fun is fun, but I'm not made of stone.
开玩笑归开玩笑 但我不是石头人
So I want you to know, as of this moment, we work together,
所以我想说的是 虽然现在我们是同事
but we are no longer friends.
但是我们不再是朋友了
Wanna go to a party tonight? I'm there.
晚上一起去派对吧 没问题
Ready to do your exercises? No, in a minute.
准备好做复健了吗 没 再等一下
Just a couple more hands. You said that half an hour ago.
再打几把就好了 你半小时前就这么说
I guess I must be a bad influence.
看来我总带你干坏事
Yeah, next thing you know, you'll have me smoking behind the gym.
对 下回就是去健身房♥后面抽烟了
I'm sorry, but it's for your own good.
不好意思 但是这是为你好
I want you down on your back in two minutes and no arguments.
你两分钟之内给我躺下 别狡辩
Sounds a lot better when you say it.
要是你说这话就好了
Hello.
你好
Speaking.
请讲
Oh, she did, did she?
是这样的嘛
Well, Sherry was mistaken.
Sherry弄错了
I don't go out with people I've never met. Thank you anyway.
我是不会跟陌生人出去的 不过还是谢谢您
I can't believe it. You gave my number to a total stranger!
不是吧你 把我的号♥码随便告诉陌生人
I thought it'd be a nice surprise. You're not seeing anybody.
我以为你会开心呢 反正你现在也是单身
Kenny is a great guy.
Kenny人很好的
He said his name was Jack.
他说他叫Jack
Oh, I forgot about Jack.
哦 我把Jack给忘了
There's more than one?
还不只一个
I hope you're a lot nicer to Kenny when he calls.
要是Kenny打来电♥话♥你要温柔点
He has a boat.
他有艘船呢
Why don't you just squeeze me into a pair of hot pants
你怎么不把我直接塞进热裤里
and drop me off down by the docks?
从码头边丢进海里去啊
Maybe you wouldn't be so touchy if you didn't wake up
如果你不是每天早晨起床都没有
on the wrong side of no one every morning.
枕边人的话你也不会这么敏感
That's your answer to everything: Sex.
你就知道一件事情 性
It's like you're part rabbit.
你简直像兔子一样
People ought to rub your feet for luck.
人们是不是得揉揉你的脚求好运啊
Come on now, you don't wanna say anything you're gonna regret.
好啦 你们都不想说什么后悔的话
Now, you're acting like a couple of fishwives.
你们俩现在就跟泼妇一样
See, I'm regretting that one already.
看吧 我说完就后悔了
Maybe I'd be less touchy if I hadn't spent
要是我不用每天花半天时间收拾你的残局
half the day cleaning up after you,
我也不会这么敏感的
and the other half on the
剩下半天
phone with the garbage-disposal repairman
还得跟垃圾处理器的修理工打电♥话♥
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