艾米丽在巴黎（2020）

你看过《悲惨世界》吗？
Have you ever seen Les Mis?
（阿兰雅盖）
你来这里干什么？
What are you doing here?
我发了信息、打了电♥话♥ 去了你的公♥寓♥
I've texted, called, been to your apartment.
我必须要见你
I had to see you.
-你看到我了 现在走吧 -你不跟我谈 我就不走
You've seen me. Now leave.Not until we talk.
所以呢？谈吧 我还要卖♥♥艺术品
So? Talk. I have art to sell.
我很抱歉 卡蜜尔
I'm so sorry, Camille.
但那不是艾米丽的错 是我的错
But what happened wasn't Emily's fault. It was mine.
-你是来保护她的吗？ -不 我是来承认错误的
Did you come here to defend her? -No, I'm the one to blame here.
-她受到惩罚是不公平的 -艾米丽可真厉害
It's not fair that she's being punished.Give Emily some credit.
她又不是被绊倒 摔在你老二上的
It's not like she tripped over and landed on your dick.
听着
Look,
我爱你
I love you.
我爱你 我们都爱彼此…
I love you. We all love each other...
所以三人行是 你解决我们所有问题的办法吗？
So a mènage à trois is your solution to all our problems?
-我不是那意思 -那你是什么意思？
That's not what I'm saying.Then what are you saying?
我想让你知道这也伤害了我
I want you to know that this is hurting me too.
我还爱你
And that I still love you.
我希望我们都能和睦相处
I want us to all get along.
五年前 你这种无可救药的浪漫行为 还是很迷人的
Your hopeless romantic act was charming five years ago.
该长大了
It's time to grow up.
（香波电影院）
这家电影院太美了！
Ah, what a beautiful cinema!
巴黎到处都是这样的影院 这里是世界影院之都
Paris is filled with them. It's the cinema capital of the world.
但香波电影院是 弗朗索瓦特吕弗导演的最爱
But Le Champo was the director François Truffaut's favorite.
我能看出为什么
I can see why.
这里是学法语 并欣赏 他最著名电影之一的理想之地
There's no better place to learn French and see one of his most famous films.
《朱尔与吉姆》 走吧
Jules and Jim. Let's go.
我们要不要一起吃爆米花？
Oh, should we share a popcorn?
为什么不呢？
Why not?
谢谢
Thank you.
（让娜莫罗 《朱尔与吉姆》）
吉姆先生 明天你能帮我 把行李拿到车站去吗？
Monsieur Jim, would you come help me take my bags to the station tomorrow?
吉姆在楼下看书时 她把朱尔带进了她的房♥间
While Jim reads downstairs, she took Jules into her room.
你带我来看三人行的电影？ 你是认真的吗 卢克？
You took me to a movie about a mènage à trois? Really, Luc?
你能产生共鸣 不是吗？
You can relate, no?
我要迟到了 晚点再见
I'm late. See you later.
我爱你 吉姆
I love you, Jim.
有太多我们无法理解、难以置信的事 最后都变成了现实
So many unbelievable things we can't understand turn out to be true.
发生什么事了？
What is happening?
凯瑟琳正在读给吉姆的情书
Catherine is reading a love letter to Jim.
她怀了他的孩子
She's pregnant with his baby.
她求他让她回到他身边
And she's begging for him to take her back.
我还以为她变成了鬼
Oh, I thought she was a ghost.
我们非得看着他们被火化 骨头化成灰吗？
Did we have to see them cremated and their bones crushed to dust?
当然 那很美 他们的爱是永恒的
Of course. It's beautiful. Their love is eternal.
爱杀死了他们 那是个悲剧
It killed them. It was a tragedy.
对 那是警世寓言
Oui. A cautionary tale.
-你喜欢吗？ -喜欢
Did you like it? -I did.
但有一部分让人很沮丧
But parts of it were so frustrating.
如果凯瑟琳和吉姆 能等对方的信到达后
If Catherine and Jim had only waited for each other's letters to arrive
再寄另一封信
before sending another one,
就不会有那么多的困惑 他们就能在一起了
there would have been less confusion and they all could have ended up together.
（加百列：我试着跟卡蜜尔谈过了 不太顺利 抱歉）
坏消息吗？短♥信♥不都是这样吗？
Bad text? Aren't they all?
直截了当 语调不明
So direct. Tone deaf.
信件更私密
Letters are more personal.
说出我们的感受并不容易
It's not easy to speak our feelings,
但把它们写在纸上 让别人理解 就容易多了
but it's easier to write them on paper and be understood.
我们去喝一杯吧
Let's have a drink.
你要怎么用法语给卡蜜尔写道歉信？
How are you going to write an apology letter to Camille in French?
这能难到哪里去？
How hard can it be?
等一下
Hold that thought.
我一直想告诉你 你一直在用狗狗洗发水 姐妹
I've been meaning to tell you, you've been using dog shampoo, sis.
什么？真的吗？
What? Really?
我看不懂这标签 我怎么会知道？
Well, I can't understand the label. How was I meant to know?
瓶子上有只狗
Well, there's a dog on the bottle.
有个女人抱着这条狗 而她的头发很闪亮！
There's a woman holding the dog. She has shiny hair!
狗也是！
So does the dog! -
我真的需要你帮我写这封信
I'm really going to need your help with that letter.
今天不行 抱歉 我要在乐队进行第一场演出
I can't today, sorry. I have my first gig with the band.
这么快？
Already?
很疯狂 对吗？我们昨天一直在彩排
Crazy, right? We rehearsed all day yesterday.
他们有点流行 有点爵士 还很基 我喜欢他们
They're a little pop, a little jazz, and a lot of gay. I love them.
从嘘嘘夫人到拟声女王
Wow! From la dame pipi to scat queen.
不要这样
Let's not go with that.
我很高兴终于能把钱还给你了
I'm just glad I'll finally be able to pay you back.
或者至少给你买♥♥点人类洗发水
Or at least buy you some human shampoo.
出去！
Oh, get out of here!
拜拜 小贱♥人♥ 祝你写信顺利
Bye, bitch. Hey, good luck with that letter.
（萨维尔 巴黎）
朱利恩？
Julien?
用法语怎么说“我吻他时
What's "I didn't know he was your boyfriend
不知道他是你男朋友”？
when I kissed him" in French?
那你跟他上♥床♥时知道吗？
Mmm-hmm. And what about when you slept with him?
好了 上谷歌♥搜一下吧 艾米丽
Okay, just google it, Emily.
希薇 你介意我问你个语言问题吗？
Oh, uh, Sylvie, do you mind if I ask you a language question?
如果你一定要问就问吧
Well, if you must.
“我很伤心 我很淘气” 这句话的语法对吗？
Is, "I am sad that I am naughty" grammatically correct?
一听就是你的调调
It's definitely in your voice.
是干什么用的？
What's this for?
只是法语课的家庭作业 我们在练习写信
Oh, just homework for French class. We're practicing letter-writing.
真是老一套
Oh, how provincial.
这倒提醒我了 那些韭葱园的洋葱佬
Oh, that reminds me, those onion-breath ploucs from the leek lobby
今天想听听你的想法
want to hear your idea today.
好的 差不多搞定了
Um, yeah, it's almost ready.
很好
Très bien.
尽管你的法语越来越好 他们还是很看重你的美国特质
Oh, as impressive as your French is getting, they value your Americanness.
所以我建议你用英语陈述
So I suggest you present in English.
好
D'accord.
嘿 敏迪！这里！
Hey, Mindy! Over here!
嗨！
Hi
在这里演出吗？
Is the gig here?
是的 超棒的场地 是吗？完胜厕所
Oui, gorgeous spot, huh? Beats the toilettes.
我们是来参加户外音乐节吗？
Are we part of an outdoor music festival?
别担心 音响效果比你想象的要好
Don't worry, the acoustics are better than you'd expect.
我们会从喷泉那得到很棒的混响
And we get great reverberation off the fountain.
为什么你…
Why did you...
等等 我们是要街头卖♥♥艺吗？
Wait, are we busking?
我收到了写给你的信
I received this for you.
谢谢 皮特
Merci, Peter.
亲爱的卡蜜尔
Chère Camille.
很抱歉你伤害了
I'm very sorry you hurt.
你欢迎我去巴黎
You welcome me to Paris,
我很高兴为你的朋友
I'm happy for your friend.
你相信我想我吗？
Do you believe I miss me?
我最喜欢你 女儿
I like you most, daughter.
我很伤心 我很淘气
I am sad that I am naughty.
我原谅你失去了心
I forgive your lost heart.
我非常需要你
I very need you
说话和听到 拜托
to talk and hear, please.
永远的爱 艾米丽
Love forever, Emily.
标语是“时尚韭葱！”
And the tag line is "Le Leek c'est Chic!"
或者“哇哦 韭葱”怎么样？
Or what about, "Oh, La, La, Les Leeks"?
或者“韭你的裸体”
Or, "Leek Your Nudes."
模特全身赤♥裸♥ 下半身盖着韭葱
The model is naked, lower half covered in leeks,
上半身
and for the upper half,
她拿着
she holds
两个土豆
two potatoes.
-不要土豆！ -不 土豆…
No potatoes! -No, potatoes...
-土豆… -不只是标语
Potatoes...- It's not just the tag line.
感觉所有东西都太老套了