随性（2016）

-我想你做我们的商标 鲁斯 -不
- I want you to be our logo, Russ. - Nah.
因为我希望你能泡到很多妞
Just because I want you to get as much pussy as possible.
-我发一些图片给马特 -行
- I'm gonna send some pictures to Matt. - Cool.
-他会喜欢的 -嗯
- He is gonna love these. - Yeah.
好的 我看看
All right, let's see.
杰夫
可选商标
亲爱的 今天你能别管工作吗 拜托了
Baby, can you just take a break today? Please?
抱歉 工作上的事
Uh, yeah, sorry. It's just some work stuff.
这是我们宝宝的房♥间
This is our baby boy's room,
我们说过的 不要在这里使用科技产品
and we talked about keeping it a technology-free zone.
对 对
You're right. You're right.
-好吗 -嗯 我错了
- Yeah? - Yeah, I'm sorry.
-好 -我先不管了
- Okay. - I'll make it wait.
-谢谢 真的谢谢 -没什么
- Thank you. I really appreciate it. - All right.
我知道你还有工作
I know you have stuff to do.
后叶催产素在体内有可预测的反应
So oxytocin has a predictable response in the body.
当一个女人体内充满了催产素
So when a woman is flooded with that hormone,
她的反应会是很普遍的
she will act in a certain way that is very universal.
几乎所有女人都这个样子
Almost all women look this way.
所以这就是我之前跟你们说的宫缩
So this is that contraction I described to you earlier.
操 我不想生了
Fuck, I don't wanna do anymore.
-天啊 -耶
- Oh, my God. - Yeah.
-天啊 -哥们儿 真♥他♥妈♥的
- Oh, my God. - Dude, that's fucking--
真漂亮
That's beautiful, man.
-看上去 -你觉得怎么样
- It looks-- - What do you think?
把我的给我 我也要一件
Give me mine. I want one.
这个看着很逼真 特好看
That shit looks so real. It looks so good.
我要赶紧穿上
This needs to get on my body immediately.
-天啊 -我想和这人喝酒
- Oh, my God! - I wanna drink with that guy.
你好帅 亲爱的
Oh, you look so good, baby.
是吗
It looks good?
天啊
Holy shit.
我今天有好多事情要做
Guys, I got a ton of work today.
你们都是坏影响
You are both a fuckin' bad influence.
我感觉 很开心
You guys, I feel like... uh, like, content.
真是快心遂意
I wouldn't change a fuckin' thing right now.
-我懂 -是吧
- I know. - Right?
动起来 动起来
Dance with me. Dance with me.
对了 对了 跳起来 鲁斯
There it is. There it is. Get that shit, Russ.
马特 能跟你谈谈吗
Hey, Matt, can I talk to you for a second?
当然 安迪 什么事
Sure, Andy. What's up?
我能和你在我办公室里说说
Hey! Could I just talk to you in my office for a second
你刚送来的报告吗
about the report you just sent in?
不 怎么了 你可以直接 你要什么
No, what's up? You can just... What do you need?
我刚发了报告 我知道内容
I just sent the report. I know what's in there.
我想跟你谈下可控间隙
Well, I wanna talk to you about the, uh, control gap,
因为里面没有 但是应该有
'cause it's not in there and it... it should be.
我联♥系♥了客户 这
I called over to the client and it's more, uh, just...
就是他们写给投资商看的一些行话
some jargon that they put in there for the investors.
不过现在我们必须把可控间隙加进去
But for now, we just gotta put that control gap in there
这样一切才能按部就班进行
so that everything is where it needs to be, okay?
所以请放回去 谢谢 好吗
So just put that back in there. Thank you. Okay?
看上去不错
Looks good.
好了
All right.
-看着很棒 -是吗
- It looks pretty great. - Yeah?
半英亩没有我们任何把柄
Half Acre ain't got shit on us!
这些都拿出来了 没有坏掉的吧
These all showed up. Nothin' was broken?
没有 我和鲁斯全部检查过了
No, not at all. Me and Russ checked it all.
好
All right.
-是吗 是吗 -嗯
- Right? Right? - Yeah.
-你早料到我们会有今天了 对吗 -哥们儿
- You saw this, right? - Dude.
我们就说有三个选择
What if we, say... we give three options.
-我们不能太过头 吓走我们的顾客 -对
- We also don't wanna overshoot our audience. - Right.
因为我们不想只
'Cause we don't wanna be sticking with--
我觉得三个选择不错
Three feels good to me.
我们要不要走遍流程
Should we just, like, walk through it
看看效果如何
and see if it feels right?
-我们应该弄个贮藏啤酒 -是的
- Like, um, we should make a lager. Right? - Yes.
别的家庭酿酒厂都没有
You know, no other home brewery
能真正起效的发酵系统
has the fermentation control that we have
只有我们有
to actually pull that off.
那将会出乎大家意料 会很酷
That would be unexpected, man. That would be cool.
大家都同意吗
Is everybody on board with that?
-鲁斯同意我就同意 -听起来不错
- I am if Russ is. - Sounds good.
-你怎么看 鲁斯 -我觉得不错
- What do you think, Russ? - Sounds good to me.
-是吗 -我的好兄弟
- Yeah? - My man!
我们应该替换我们要用的发酵槽
We should replace the fermenter we're gonna use, okay?
如果这能成功
If that one's gonna come out--
如果我们能做到就太好了
That would be nice if we could.
我们没钱了 我们不能
We don't have any fuckin' money, man. We can't just--
没事 不用担心这个
That's fine. Don't worry about that.
我来处理资金
I'll take care of the capital for that.
你确定吗
Are... are you sure?
嗯 我们可以
Yeah, I mean, we can just--
-我没有要求你这么做 -没事
- I'm not askin' you to do that, man. - That's fine.
我们可以之后再分期还款
We can just pay it down after,
比如在卖♥♥掉几批后或者
like, the first few batches or whatever
等我们运营稳定后
once we're in a good place.
-没什么的 -好吧 好吧
- It's not a big deal. - Uh, okay. All right.
-听起来不错 -嗯
- Yeah, that sounds good. Okay. - Yeah.
为什么 为什么要保密
Why? Why keep that a secret?
我没 我没有保密
I'm not-- I wasn't keeping it a secret.
只是 当我和她在一起的时候 我不
It's just, like, when I'm with her, I just don't...
我更担心她
I'm just more worried about her and, like,
担心她的感受 她的情况
what she's feeling and, like, what's going on with her.
不过她对你所在做的有什么看法
But, like, what does she think you're doing right now?
她 她知道 我们一起混
She just-- She knows that... that we're hanging out.
她觉得你和我就是老朋友见面
She just thinks that you and I are reconnecting...
-哥们 这 -可你开始做这事
- Dude, this is-- - But you're, like, starting this thing.
这不是什么随便
This isn't just, like, some casual little, like...
这不是玩玩而已
This isn't just hanging out.
"嘿 我做了那事 忘了跟你说"
..."Oh, hey!Oh, yeah, I did that. I forgot to tell you."
不是 这就像是个爱好
It's not-- I mean, it's like a hobby. I mean--
-这是爱好 哥们儿 -我不是说
- This is a hobby? Dude. - I didn't mean--
她不想知道你的兴趣爱好吗
She doesn't wanna know your hobbies?
就算这仅仅只是个爱好 也要告诉她
Even if it was just a fuckin' hobby, tell her.
好吧 想象一下
Imagine, okay, all right.
-想象一下如果你怀孕了 -我不要
- Just imagine you were pregnant... - I don't wanna...
而我对你绝口不提这件事
...and I didn't tell you about any of this.
你会怎么做 你会怎么做
What would you do? What would you do?
-我会气疯的 -就是啊
- I would freak out! - Exactly!
而你还是个超级好人 我很喜欢雪莉
And you're, like, fuckin' awesome and I love Sherri.
我真的超喜欢雪莉 但她不是那种
I fuckin' love Sherri, but she's just not, like,
会嚷嚷着 "顺其自然吧
the most, like,"Oh, let's just fuckin' go with the flow.
你真酷 开了一个非法酿酒厂"的人
That's cool that you're starting an illegal fuckin' brewery."
我真是搞不懂
I just don't understand why you guys
为什么你们会为此抓狂
are flippin' out about it.
她肯定会理解的
It's... I'm sure she's gonna be fine.
我只是还没告诉她而已 但我会的
I just haven't told her, but I... I'm gonna tell her.
什么时候
When?
-什么时候 -快了
- Yeah. - Soon.
一切由你决定
It's up to you.
我知道
I know.
她只是
She just... she made it
她把拉伸说得特别重要
sound like stretching is really important.
只是为了防止你受伤而已
Just prevents you from getting hurt, that's all.
我知道 我也不想撕破
I know. I don't wanna tear.
-我只是 -我不希望你撕破
- I just... - I don't want you to tear.
我希望你觉得我的妹妹
I want you to think of my vagina
-既漂亮又性感 -她是完美的
- as a beautiful, sexy thing. - She's perfect.