第二十二条军规

Catch-22 S01E05

Part 4 Oct. 5, 2019, 8:33 a.m.

51次长官
51, sir.
任务量是多少上校
What's the mission quota, Colonel?
55次长官
55, sir.
你还没把任务飞完
You haven't flown your missions.
任务量是50次时我就飞完了长官
I had back when the target was 50, sir.
但任务量不是50次上尉是55次
Well, target isn't 50, is it, Captain? It's 55.
现在是了长官但我飞满50次时还不是
Well, it is now, sir, but it wasn't back when I flew 50.
如果是50次时你就飞满了50次
Well, if you'd flown 50 back when it was 50,
那你就不该还站在这里了是吧
then you wouldn't be standing here, would you?
我的文件办理耽搁了长官
There was a hold up with my paperwork, sir.
任务量是55次你飞了51次
The mission quota is 55; you've flown 51.
因此你还有任务没飞
Therefore, you still have missions to fly.
基地昨晚遭到了袭击上尉
This base was attacked last night, Captain.
你应该能理解我们需要
I'm sure you can appreciate that
所有健全飞行员的服役
we require the service of all able-bodied fliers.
长官容我说卡斯卡特上校和我说好了的
Sir, if I may, Colonel Cathcart and I had a deal.
说好什么了
What kind of a deal?
跟一项罗马行动有关长官
It was to do with a Roman operation, sir.
长官约塞连上尉在一项秘密罗马行动中
Um, sir, Captain Yossarian was instrumental, sir,
发挥了重要作用长官
in a covert Roman operation.
那真不错上尉太好了
Good for you, Captain. That's tremendous.
任务量是55次你才飞了51次
The mission quota is 55, you've flown 51.
祝你接下来4次好运
Good luck with the next four.
将军长官我相信上校也会同意
General, sir, as I'm sure the colonel will agree,
我们的协议是不可打破的
our deal is unbreakable.
恕我直言长官
With all due respect, sir...
我和上尉之间的协议是已经板上钉钉了长官
The deal between the Captain and I was fairly rock solid, sir.
没错将军
That's correct, General.
但你所谓的协议又不是跟我定的是吧
And yet, this so-called deal, it wasn't with me, was it?
-不是长官 -严格讲不是长官
- No, sir. - Not technically, sir.
所以严格讲它就不存在
So technically, it doesn't exist?
它存在长官
It does exist, sir.
55减51是4
55 minus 51 equals 4.
解散上尉
Dismissed, Captain.
我说解散上尉滚出我的办公室
I said dismissed, Captain. Get the hell out of my office.
还有约翰
Oh, and John...
我妻子要我代好
My wife sends her regards.
约约
Hey, Yo-Yo!
猜猜他们刚给我分了哪架飞机
Guess what plane they just assigned me to?
我终于是你的好运符了
I'm your good luck charm at last.
伙计
Hey, buddy.
我要杀了你
I'm gonna kill you!
-我要杀了你 -约约
- I'm gonna fucking kill you! - Yo-Yo!
-我要杀了你 -约约
- I'll kill you! - Yo-Yo! Yo-Yo!
我要杀了你
I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
坐稳了伙计们烟火来了
Buckle up, fellas, here come the fireworks.
稳住 276
Hold steady, 276.
276 保持航向
276, holding steady.
调整3度偏差
Adjusting for drift three degrees.
收到 3度
Roger that, three degrees.
靠近目标还有30秒
Closing in on target, 30 seconds to run.
30秒
30 seconds.
该死
Oh, fuck! Oh!
还有20秒到目标
20 seconds to target.
他怎么回事
The fuck is wrong with him?
该死我中弹了
Fuck! I've been hit!
约塞连准备好了吗
Yossarian, you ready?
该死该死
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh!
天呐救命
God! Help!
该死
Oh, shit.
-约约 -我的蛋被打掉了
- Yo-Yo? - I've lost my balls!
该死
Oh, shit!
该死
Oh, fuck!
我的蛋蛋好像被打掉了
I think I've lost my balls!
我的蛋蛋好像被打掉了
Oh, I think I lost my fucking balls!
奥尔你在干什么
Orr, what the fuck are you doing?
该死的
Fucking shit.
左引擎起火
Okay, left engine's on fire.
嗯右引擎也状况不佳
Yeah, the right engine's rough, too.
好吧两个引擎起火
Okay, that's both engines.
我们要坠机了各位
We're going down, fellas. We're going down.
-该死 -准备弃机
- God damn it. - Prepare to abandon ship.
老天爷啊该死
Christ Almighty. Fuck!
相信我
I got this, okay?
我只需要离开敌方领地稳住
I'm just getting us out of enemy territory. Hold tight.
等等等等
Wait. Wait.
好了下面是我方领地了快走
Okay, that's us down there. You gotta go! Go!
他们会在地上给你铺满玫瑰花瓣的快走
They'll carpet the ground with rose petals for you, okay?
快走
Go! Go!
安全回家奥尔
You get home safe, Orr.
我希望你死
I hope you die!
-我们现在多高 -1500英尺
- What height are we at? - 1,500 feet.
-你得走了 -你快跳吧约塞连
- Hey, you gotta unbuckle! - You gotta jump, Yossarian.
-快点 -我就来
- Come on! - I'm right behind you.
我要把它开到海上你快走吧
I'm gonna get it out over the sea. You gotta go.
我没事约约
I'm good, Yo-Yo.
去看看你的蛋吧
Go get your balls looked at.
该死
Oh, fuck.
该死
Oh, fuck.
该死
Oh, fuck.
快点
Come on.
快点伙计
Come on, buddy.
快跳快跳
Come on, come on.