囧女珍娜（2011）

Awkward. S05E05

Part 2 March 11, 2021, 1:12 p.m.

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现在我们颁出切斯特·A·亚瑟.奖
Now, for the Chester A. Arthur Award
获奖人有氧拳击操俱乐部...
for Aerobic Kickboxing...
你干嘛要精心打扮
Why are you so dressed up?
因为是订婚派对
It's an engagement party.
出于礼貌
I'm being respectful.
太贴心了
Aw, how sweet.
有人如此重视两个失败者的派对
The two losers throwing the party will be so surprised
他们会受宠若惊的
when someone shows them respect.
或者我该擦点体香剂
Maybe I'll wear deodorant.
宿舍申请如何?
How's the housing application coming?
- "吸烟者"? 你不抽烟 - 是啊
- "Smoker"? You don't smoke. - Yeah.
我还不打呼噜呢
I don't snore either,
如果我不想和
but if I don't want to
有体味或是把芝士藏在床下的怪人
end up sharing a room with some
共用一个房♥间
sea slug who smells like butt and hides weird cheeses under her bed,
我必须要说谎
I have to lie.
这是能拿到单间的最好方法
It's the surest way to a single.
我姑妈有夜惊症
My aunt has this thing called night terrors
做梦时会大喊大叫
where she screams in her sleep.
我叔叔晚上基本是是在食品储存室里度过的
My Uncle Bralio has to sleep in the pantry most nights.
我也经常因为IBS（敏感性肠道综合征）去那儿
I am totally using that, along with IBS.
什么?
What's that?
敏感性肠道... 我们别谈这个了
Irritable bow... Let's not talk about it.
我等下还想约一炮呢
I might want to have sex again later.
有压力才有动力
All addicts need an enabler,
作为死党的婚礼策划人也没有例外
and my BFF wedding planner was no exception.
我只要和一票朋友玩玩闹闹
All I had to do was kick back with a few friends
一晚上说说场面话
and get through one more night of lies.
小意思了
Piece of cake.
你为我订婚派对带来的就这玩意
This is what you brought to my engagement party...
一份披萨你还吃了两块
a pizza that you ate two slices out of?
我没想到会有这么高端
I didn't realize it was gonna be so elaborate.
我以为就是
I thought it was just gonna be
一帮高中生一起喝喝酒
a bunch of high-school kids getting drunk.
你的幻想过了今晚就要结束了
But it's the last night of your fantasy,
你能火力全开我真替你高兴
so I'm glad you went all out.
话说回来这些蝴蝶为什么会在瓶子里
So why are these butterflies in jars?
那些是聚会回礼一个瓶子里有两只
Those are party favors. There's two in each jar.
一只代表亚当另一只代表我
One represents Adam, and one represents me.
一定是亚当和布莱恩来了
Ooh, that must be Adam and Brian.
我是说亚当
I mean Adam.
我去
Oh, my God.
- 布莱恩会来吗 - T
- Brian's coming? - T?
没想到他是伴郎珍娜
Turns out he's the best man, Jenna.
我觉得太尴尬了
This is so uncomfortable for me.
好吧冷静一下
Okay. Take it down a notch.
你和布莱恩上过床
So you let Brian station his soldier in your camp,
然后你们都翻篇了
and then you both shipped off.
你们俩和平分手
The feeling was mutual.
这是你的原话有什么好纠结的
You said it yourself, so what's the ish?
纠结的是我不知道我们是否都这么想
The ish is I don't know if the feeling was mutual.
从那以后他给我打了有大概四通电♥话♥
He's called me, like, four times since,
而我一次都没打回去
and I sort of never called back.
你真的让我很难办啊 T
You've put me in a really bad position, T.
别把火都撒在我身上
Well, don't be all mad at me.
要是你检查过你自己发出去的邀请
You would have known he was coming
不可能不知道他会来
if you would've checked the invite that you sent out.
还有你怎么穿这一身就来了
Also, is that what you're wearing?
欢迎请进
Welcome. Come in.
要恶魔鸡蛋吗
Deviled egg?
我带了朋友来应该没问题吧
I hope it's okay that I brought a friend.
因为麦迪最贵的名声远扬
Since Matty ruined his life by being a drunken knob,
没人愿意和他一起来而且得知这个派对
no one would come with him, and knowing this party
保证挫到爆
guaran--teed to be epically sad,
我有什么理由要错过呢
there was no way I was missing it.
很高兴能来
So happy to be here.
我还带了个伴
Oh, and I brought a plus-one.
好嘞
Deal.
感谢你请我们来
Thank you for having us.
- 你会是个美美的新娘 - 好吧
- You'll make a beautiful bride. - Okay.
进门后自己拿杯葡萄酒
Everyone help yourself to a glass of wine on the way in.
你有啤酒的话给我来一瓶
I'll take a beer if you have it.
这不是个酒局麦克本
Uh, this isn't a kegger, McKibben.
哦好啊
Oh, what up?
我们准备好一起疯...
Are we about to get Cr...
起来了吗
Crazy?
我就知道今晚不会差
I knew tonight was gonna be good.
欢迎感谢撮合我们在一起开始两人世界
Welcome. Thanks for helping us begin our lives together.
自己拿杯酒吧
Help yourself to a glass of wine.
你有啤酒的话给我来一瓶
I'll grab a beer if you have it.
我们喝的是葡萄酒
We're having wine.
大家喝的都是葡萄酒
Everybody's having wine!
今晚塔玛拉派对成功举办的秘密在于
The secret to being a great host to Tamara's party tonight
放眼望去都是秘密
was that everything was a secret.
首先真正组织派对的人是塔玛拉
The first secret was that Tamara was actually hosting the party.
其次我们用恶魔鸡蛋和蝴蝶
The second was that the wedding
纪念的这场婚礼
we were honoring with deviled eggs and butterflies
不可能成的
was never going to happen.
鉴于我不善于说谎
And since I'm a really bad liar,
我祈求守住这个秘密的唯一办法
I knew the only way I had a prayer
就是尽一切可能避开亚当
of keeping that secret was to avoid Adam at all costs.
嘿珍娜
Hey, Jenna.
我的女友死党还好吗
How's my BGBFF?
心爱女友的一辈子好朋友吗
Best Girl's Best Friend Forever?
塔玛拉有独特的表达方式
You know, Tamara has that whole language thing
我正在学呢
I'm trying to keep up with.
跟她认识了这么久也只学了一半而已
Yeah. Known her my whole life and still only know half.
老实说... 每天早上醒来
I'll be honest... I wake up every morning
我都期待跟她学点新东西
looking forward to learning something new from her.
你明天会想赖床的
You might want to sleep in tomorrow.
没什么我的冷幽默罢了
It's just my weird little sense of humor.
你真有趣
You're funny.
期待更多欢声笑语
I look forward to a lot more laughs.
我们会需要的
Yeah. We're gonna need them.
帮我个忙... 我不想计划得太早
Quick favor... I don't mean to plan too far ahead.
真是个好计划
That is a good plan.
真是折磨人就像
It was torture, like that exercise
有人告诉你不要去想大象的训练
where someone tells you not to think about an elephant,
到头来满脑子想的都是大象
and then all you can think about is elephants.
我要给婚礼做幻灯片
I'm making a slideshow for the wedding,
需要一些T的婴儿照
and I need some of T's baby pics.
能给我她妈妈的号♥码吗
Can I get her mom's number?
加比我的亲
Gabby, my girl.
我带了芝士球
I brought cheese balls.
不知道为什么就带了这个
I don't know why.
你还好吗
Are you okay?
你看起来...
You seem a little...
喝醉了说出来没关系珍娜
Drunk? Just say it, Jenna.
可以说实话
You can be honest.
我还真说不出来
I really can't.
今晚我如履薄冰
It's a slippery slope for me tonight.
想到要和前任待一整晚
The idea of spending a whole night with my ex
我和现任给他戴了绿帽子
who I cheated on with my current boyfriend
他曾经脚踏两艘船
who once dated both of the girls
而这个派对就是他举办的
who are throwing the party...
我平时不喝酒
Yeah, I don't drink often,
但今晚的确先小酌了几杯
but tonight I did a little pre-gaming.
哇看看你
Wow. Look at you.
珍娜过来过来
Jenna, come here. Come... come here.
我有件关于你和麦迪的事情要和你说