囧女珍娜（2011）
Awkward.
第五季
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囧女珍娜（2011）
Awkward. S05E09
Part 1
March 11, 2021, 1:13 p.m.
前情提要
Previously on "Awkward"...
和麦迪在舞会委员会上
Being on prom court
一直是珍娜高二就盼望
with Matty would have been sophomore Jenna's
实现的梦想
dream come true.
我累了
I can't fight it anymore.
- 你想一起去舞会吗 - 好
- Hey, you want to go to prom? - Yeah.
每个人都在喝舞会饮料
Everyone is drinking the prom kool-aid.
你愿意和我去舞会吗
Will you go to prom with me?
好的 好的 一千个愿意
Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!
我真高兴我们俩能一起去舞会
I'm so glad we're going to prom together.
我也是 就算我们都不能和期望的人
Sames. So what if neither of us is going
一起去舞会又怎么样
with the guy we expected.
不代表我们就不能吹得美美的
Doesn't mean we can't blow it out.
我是说玩得尽兴
Uh, I mean have a great time.
我绝对想要吹得美美的 时尚而别致
I definitely want a blow out, sleek and chic.
我仍然是和爱的人一起去
I'm still going with someone I love.
你知道吗 没错
You know what? Yes.
你说的太没错了
Yes to what you're doing there.
我的梦想是和亚当一起去
My dream was to go to prom with Adam,
但我把那搞砸了 而我不会一直闷闷不乐
but I messed that up and I am not going to mess up
把舞会也搞砸
prom too by moping about it.
谢谢 很高兴认识你励志帝
Thank you. And nice to meet you Positive Polly.
乐意效劳 我们开始吧
Nice to be here. Let's do this.
# 人人都在桌上热舞 #
Everyone's dancing on tables
# 吧台上也在热舞 #
And dancing on bars
这是毕业舞会而我已经下定决心
It was senior prom and I was determined
拥抱一切可能
to say yes to all of it.
这一晚已经让我魂牵梦萦了四年
I had been dreaming of this night for four years.
和麦迪一起前往的确占了这个梦的
Okay, so going with Matty had been a big part
大部分 但我仍可以享受剩下的
of that dream, but I could still have the rest.
好的心情 美丽的裙子
A good attitude, a great dress,
甚至还有可能赢得舞会皇后
and even an improbable shot at prom queen.
虽然我没得到梦想中的约会
So I didn't have my dream date.
我仍然能享受梦想之夜
I could still have my dream night.
好了 孩子们
Okay, girls.
准备好看镜子了吗
Are you ready to see yourselves?
拥抱一切可能 是吧 T
Yes to everything, right, T?
是
Yes!
不要啊
No!
囧女珍娜 第五季 第九集
千万记住 不要在叫伊凡娜美发
Note to selves: Never get your hair done
的地方做头发
at a place called "Ivana Haircut".
我说的是时尚别致
I said, "sleek and chic."
我的头发看着就像一束着了火的辣条
My hair looks like a bouquet of flaming hot Cheetos.
快点 我们还有时间回家
Come on, we still have time to get home
在有人看见我们之前把这个洗掉
and wash this off before anyone sees us.
哥们 闭嘴 闭嘴 闭嘴 闭嘴 闭嘴 闭嘴
Dude, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
一句话也不准说
Not a word.
其实我们也是
Uh, actually we're just
想去做头发来着
on our way to get our hair done, too.
能碰到你真是太好了
It's a good thing we ran into you.
我本来也要做那个的
I was going to do that.
想想如果我们在舞会上撞发型
Imagine if we had the same hairstyle at prom.
就太尴尬了
So embarrassing.
危机解除了
Crisis averted.
要知道你们下次见到我们的时候
Okay, well just know that the next time you see us,
我们一定会超级性感
we will look hot.
我要看到才相信
I'll believe that when I see it.
我已经接受了不能和麦迪去舞会的事实
I had accepted that I wasn't going to prom with Matty.
我甚至都说服了自己我根本不想
I had even convinced myself that I wasn't wishing
和麦迪去舞会
I was going to prom with Matty.
可我至少希望他想要和我去
But I at least wanted him wishing he were going with me.
哥们 这是什么
Dude, what is this thing?
- 是腰封 - 干嘛用的
- A cummerbund. - What's it for?
我不知道
I have no idea.
也许这样能帮你收收肚子
Probably so you don't have to suck in your gut all night.
我的肚子
Oh, ho, my gut?
不管谁发明的这玩意都恨我入骨
Oof. Whoever invented these hates me.
这就是夹子的好处了
That's what clip-ons are for.
看到珍娜 是不是很不舒服
So, uh, was it uncomfortable, seeing Jenna?
离毕业只有两周了
There's only two weeks left till graduation.
我只是努力想放松
I am just trying to be chill.
我只是一直都以为你们会一起去舞会
I just always figured you'd go to prom together.
她不愿意
She's not into it.
她告诉我让我去伯克利
I mean, she told me to go to Berkeley.
我只想和她平安无事的
I'm just gonna try to get to the end of school
- 尽力熬到毕业 - 就是很奇怪
- on good terms with her. - It's just weird.
从来没猜到你会和莎蒂一起去
Never would have called you going with Sadie
然后我单飞
and me going solo.
我就像超逊的电灯泡
I feel like a lame third wheel.
别担心 我们都是以朋友的身份一起去
Ah, don't worry about it. We're all going as friends.
对我来说今晚也不是去勾搭女生的
Tonight's not gonna be about hooking up for me either.
哥们 我们简直屌♥爆了
Dude, we are such studs!
在毕业舞会上居然不勾搭女生
Talking about not hooking up with people at our senior prom.
你好了没
Are you done?
你今晚一定会大有收获的
You are so gonna get some tonight.
有了这个束胸 你的胸部越发迷人了
Your boobs look amazing in this thing.
收获什么
Get some what?
赞美吗
Compliments?
我的对象是同性恋 所以他可能不太在乎胸部
My date's gay, so he probably doesn't care about boobs.
我的天啊 要是他不出现怎么办
Oh, my God. What if he doesn't show up?
为了让今晚完美我努力了这么多
I have worked so hard to make tonight perfect.
最好谁也别给我捣乱
Nobody better screw it up!
放松 都会好的
Relax. It's gonna be great.
一定要比好还要好
It has to be better than great.
一定要是迷人得像梦境
It has to be an enchanting fantasy.
放松 舞会怪兽
Chill, Promzilla.
你听起来开始有点疯狂了
You're starting to sound a little crazy.
叩 叩
Knock, knock.
说道疯狂
Speaking of crazy.
舞会之夜
Prom night.
我给你们做了点无酒精鸡尾酒
I made you girls some mocktails.
奶油马提尼 可爱吧
Twinkie-tinis. Cute, huh?
你能相信吗 我把我的旧舞会裙子穿上了
Can you believe? I threw on my old prom dress
闹着玩而已 居然还合身
just as a goof and it still fits.
妈 我们谈过了
Mom, we've been over this.
你老了 不应该穿这些的
You're old. You shouldn't be wearing that.
但是谢谢你的饮料了
But thanks for the drinks.
我不是要抢你的风头 小白兔
Oh. Well, I wasn't trying to upstage you, bunny.
玩得开心
Have fun.
自从你教会她如何达到性高♥潮♥
You and your mom seem to be getting along much better
你和你妈好像相处得好一些了
since you introduced her to orgasms.
她再也不那么紧张兮兮了
Yeah. She's not uptight at all anymore.
她很痴迷于保持 年轻性感
She's super-obsessed with being, like, young and hot.
就好像她以为她是我的朋友 可她不是
It's like she thinks she's my friend, which she's not.
她是我最好的朋友
She's my best friend.
真是可悲
That's pathetic.
我以为你和达琳也相处得不错呢
I thought you and Darlene were getting along, too.
她只是做样子给她的有钱男朋友泰德看
She's just trying to impress her rich boyfriend, Ted,
让他看到她是个三好妈妈 这样就能娶她了
with what a good mom she is so he'll marry her sorry ass.
我今晚就要向他揭发她
But I'm telling him the truth about her tonight.
不要啊 先是塞尔吉奥和你分手
Oh, no. First Sergio broke up with you
现在你妈都成伪君子了
and now your mom's a fake?
这根本不是迷人的梦境
It's not a enchanting fantasy at all.
不 这不是
No. No, it's not.
今晚我就要和泰德谈谈 题目就是
Tonight is my Ted talk and the topic is
我妈是个大骗子
"My Mom's a liar."
拉娜德雷上身 太性感了
Lana Del Yay. So hot.
谢谢 简直是不可能完成的任务
Thanks. It was almost impossible to find.
不过这是丽萨在舞会委员会定的规矩
But it's what Lissa mandated for prom court.
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囧女珍娜（2011）
Awkward.
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