纽约屁民（2016）

Animals. S02E01

Part 2 Nov. 17, 2020, 11:28 a.m.

it was gonna get kidnapped?
它会被绑♥架♥呢
Pass me the ball. Can you do this? Can you do this?
把球传给我你能做这个吗你能吗
I could do that. No, you can't do shit.
我能不你♥他♥妈♥什么都不会
You got no skills to pay the bills.
你连钱都不会挣
Yeah, right, dude. They call me Carmelo Anthony,
哥们他们管我叫卡梅隆·安东尼
'cause I'm the best Knick of all time.
因为我一直都是最厉害的尼克斯球员
Get the fuck outta here!
你♥他♥妈♥别胡说八道了
What kind of Knicks fan are you?
你算什么尼克斯队的粉
All right, who do you like?
好吧你喜欢谁
Top five Knicks of all time.
尼克斯五巨头
I got Patrick Ewing at the center,
帕特里克·尤因是中锋
Willis Reed... I switch him over to the power forward...
威利斯·里德... 我让他去当大前锋
Bernard King at the small forward,
伯纳德·金是小前锋
Earl "The Pearl" Monroe shooting guard,
"珍珠"厄尔·门罗做得分后卫
Walt "Clyde" Frazier at the two.
沃尔特·"克莱德"·弗雷泽做后卫
That's just my starting team.
这就是我的开场阵容
Off the bench! God knows what I'm gonna do with you guys.
至于替补席我都不知道该拿你们怎么办
You know what, dude? You and me should play for the Knicks.
你知道吗哥们我们应该为尼克斯队效力才对
We would be good. Right?
我们一定会很出彩对吗
I mean, we'd be fantastic. Quick.
我是说我们肯定会牛到没朋友
We'd be sick. We have four arms.
我们会很厉害我们有四只手呢
Four arms. Check it out.
四只手你看
Okay, yeah, we would have some problems with the size.
好吧我们在个头上可能是有些劣势
Yeah, you are a little short.
没错你是有点矮
I had a little coffee in high school.
那是因为我高中咖啡喝多了
Okay? It stunted my growth. Uh, that explains it.
懂吗它影响我发育了原来如此啊
But I'm like Muggsy Bogues.
但是我喜欢马格西·博格斯
Gnats are smaller than us! That's true.
蚊子比我们小多了确实
Gnats are smaller than fleas. Wait a second.
蚊子比跳蚤还小等等
Did we not take a left?
我们刚没走左边吗
Jesus, everything looks the same.
老天这里看着都一样
Huh. Maybe we'll go this way.
我们走这边吧
Holy shit.
我的天...
Look at fucking this.
快瞧瞧这个
This is beautiful.
太美了
It's fucking huge!
真♥他♥妈♥大啊
God. Makes you think about
天这样的场景会让我想到
how much smaller we are than this monkey.
跟这只猴子比起来我们多么渺小
And then Madison Square Garden? I bet you could fit like,
还有那个麦迪逊广场那里应该能坐下...
I don't know, 50 monkeys in there. At least 50 monkeys.
我猜五十只猴子吧至少五十只
I mean, can you imagine how big the whole world is?
你能想像这世界有多大吗
Damn, dude. Sometimes it's... it's all too much.
哥们有时候... 这真是太震撼了
What do you mean, Erik? I was just thinking...
艾瑞克你想说什么我只是在想...
There's this monkey, we're in his asshole...
这有只猴子我们在它的"菊花"里...
Does he even know we exist? Probably not. You know?
它知道我们的存在吗可能并不知道
But then, does God even know we exist?
那... 上帝知道我们的存在吗
And... and... and if he did know we existed,
如果... 如果他真的知道我们存在
why would he even care about us?
他又为什么要在乎我们呢
I don't know. Maybe he doesn't, man.
我也说不准也许他不知道哥们
Maybe we're free. Just passing through.
没准我们是自♥由♥的只是匆匆过客
A brief pause in the great cosmic dance.
壮丽的宇宙之舞中一个短暂停顿
It's like we're between planes of existence, you know?
就像我们位于许多平行世界之间懂我的意思吗
We're ephemeral. You know what I like about you?
我们的生命很短暂你知道我最喜欢你哪点吗
You got good words, Corey. Thanks, Erik.
你真会说话科瑞谢了艾瑞克
We are ephemeral.
我们的一生确实很短暂
It's like I'm only a small reflection
就像我只是自己构建的世界中
of the world I constructed. Yeah, exactly.
一个小小映像是的就是这个意思
I... I am big. I mean, I am
可我我挺大的啊我是说我是
the second-tallest flea on this monkey's ass.
这只猴子屁♥股♥上第二高的跳蚤
That's gotta stand for something, right?
这一定是有意义的对吧
Yeah! You're getting it!
对啊你开始明白我的意思了
Yo! I'm ephemeral! I don't give a shit!
嘿我确实活不长可我不在乎
There you go, Erik! Let it out!
这就对了艾瑞克喊出来
I got blood pumping through my veins!
我现在感到热血沸腾啊
I'm feeling good! It's mostly monkey blood too.
我感觉很棒虽说主要是猴子的血
How you like that?
这个怎么样
Woo! I can see it on the Jumbotron right now.
此刻我能在大屏幕上看得一清二楚
Erik and Corey are the two greatest Knicks of all time!
艾瑞克和科瑞史上最伟大的两位纽约尼克队球员
There's three seconds left. I have the ball.
还剩下三秒我拿到球了
I put it behind my back!
看我变向过人
Two, one! He shoots...
二一他出手了
And it's good!
球进啦
The crowd goes crazy.
全场沸腾了
Everybody's going nuts. Yeah!
每个人都疯狂了好哎
Whoa. Wh... wh... what...
喂什什什么
what the... What the fuck was that?
什么什么鬼
Oh. Uh, I thought we were ephemeral,
我以为我们活不长
like "Who gives a shit?" You know? I don't know. I'm gay.
管他呢你懂吗我不知道怎么说我是同性恋
Uh, yeah, no, I'm... I'm gay too, but this is...
我我也是但是这里...
this is a sacred place, my friend. You gotta earn that.
这是个很神圣的场所亲爱的你得明白这点
I'm sorry. Shit. I'm an idiot.
对不起我去我真是个笨蛋
Well, don't apologize. Maybe... maybe you try again.
不用道歉要不要不你再试一次
Maybe shut your eyes this time?
这次闭着眼吧
Yeah. Sorry. None of that tongue shit.
是啊不好意思别伸舌头
Of course. Kiss me on the lips,
当然亲我的嘴唇
like a gentleman.
像个绅士一样
There you go. Soft, nice.
这就对了轻轻地很好
Hold me tight.
抱紧我
Anyway, we're out to dinner with Craig and...
总而言之我们和克雷格去吃晚饭还有
What's his wife's name? Sarah.
他老婆叫什么来着萨拉
Sarah, yeah. So we... Yes.
萨拉对所以我们是啊
Craig and Sarah? She's just, I mean, beautiful,
克雷格和萨拉她非常漂亮
lovely, really nice. She's so nice,
很可爱人很好她人很好
but Craig's got this nasally voice, so he's like...
但克雷格有很重的鼻音他是这样说话的
talking about everything.
大着嗓门说个不停
The waiter comes over, right,
然后服务员过来了
and he tells him, "I'm sorry.
然后他告诉他说 "对不起
I think there's a cat in here or something."
我觉得这似乎有只猫之类的东西"
No, that's just Craig. That's just Craig!
不其实那就是克雷格就是克雷格
That's Craig!
是克雷格
Sorry, I love it. It's so funny.
不好意思我太喜欢这个笑话了它太好笑了
Oh, careful.
小心
Oh fuck. Philly.
我去菲利
Philly. Philadelphia. Philly made a spilly.
菲利费拉德尔菲亚菲利把杯子打翻了
I'm sorry, dude. Can we get some napkins
不好意思兄弟能给我们
over here? I'm sorry.
拿点餐巾纸吗对不起
I'm sorry. I'm fucking sorry. No no no, it's fine.
对不起真的很抱歉没事没事
Baby, I think you've had a bit too much.
宝贝我觉得你有点喝多了
I think you're all mixed up.
你有点糊涂了
You know what? We've been here a while.
你知道吗我们已经玩了挺久了
Why don't we call it a night?
要不今天就到这吧
No, you guys stay. I... I'm fucking wasted.
不你们继续我他妈就是太累了
You know, I know it. Listen, I know it.
你懂的我明白听着我明白
Maybe you just need a little lie down.
也许你只是需要躺下休息会
I love you so much, Lumpy.
我好爱你傻妹
Give your little baby boy a kiss, Mommy...
给你的小宝贝来个亲亲吧妈咪
I mean, Lumpy. Yes.
我是说傻妹好的
My little sweetie.
我的小心肝
No, this is great. I'm glad I came.
别这样真是的我怎么就跟着来了呢
I'm gonna go lay my little head on my little bed.
我要去上♥床♥ 睡觉觉了
That's a good idea, probably. Sleepy byebyes.
没准这样挺好的睡去吧拜拜
I'll be dreaming about you...
我会梦见你的
Oh. My darling. ...my precious Lumpy.
我亲爱的我最最亲爱的傻妹
The only thing that makes life worth living.
你让我的生活有了意义
Oop! I got it.
我没事
I got it. Get off. I got it. I got it. Oh, mind... Okay.
我没事我没事不用管我小心啊好吧
All right? Okay, see you guys later.
没事吧好那回头见了
Yeah, all right. Peace. Peace, Philly.
好的这就对了安静安静点菲利
Get some sleep, okay?
好好睡觉吧好吗
Yeah, Phil is crazy, huh?
阿菲玩儿得挺嗨是吧