纽约屁民（2016）

Animals. S02E09

Part 2 Nov. 17, 2020, 11:30 a.m.

I got nothing. That really scared me.
我什么都没有真是吓到我了
You know what? It's mommy's fault. I should've stocked up.
你知道吗是妈妈的错我应该存些食物的
I'm just gonna have to run out and grab us a little food.
我现在要出去找点吃的回来
So, you stay here... oh shit!
所以你待在这里... 该死
We didn't name you yet.
我们还没给你起名字
Do you want to pick your name?
你想给自己起个名字吗
Like a forever name? Yeah.
像是一辈子的名字是的
This is what people are gonna call me? Yeah.
就是人们用来称呼我的名字吗没错
Okay. That's a lot of pressure. Um, how about...
好的这还真让我有些压力就叫...
Choo. Choo. Chewie-choo.
啾啾啾啾丘仔-啾啾
Chewie, choo. Choo, choo, choo! Choo, choo, choo!
丘仔啾啾啾啾啾啾啾啾啾啾
Chooch? Okay. How about... Chochoochoo... choochoo!
霍赫好吧不如叫啾啾啾啾啾啾啾
Charly? How about Charly?
查莉叫查莉怎么样
Yeah, Charly. Charly's a nice name.
好啊查莉查莉真是个好名字
I love that. Mix it up.
我喜欢这个组合起来
Who are we? Famous birds?
我们是什么品种呢知名的鸟吗
Okay, Charly, I'm gone, you're the leader of the nest.
好了查莉我要出去了你是这个窝的老大了
So be safe and be brave, and I love you.
所以要注意安全还要勇敢还有我爱你
Wow. Okay, that felt good.
好的感觉很好
Mama bird taking off. Pew!
鸟妈妈要起飞啦
Whoo! Flying fucking rules!
注意飞行规则
Wow. I am immediately missing her.
我现在已经开始想她了
But what little Choo... Charly didn't know
但是小啾啾... 小查莉不知道的是
was that she was not alone.
这里并非只有她一个人
Onlookers were afoot, albeit from above.
有观察者正从上方监视她
So, then the John Turturro character does end up
然后约翰·特托罗所扮演的角色
having to try the case. You have to see it. Ooh!
最终对这个案子进行了审判你一定要看看
Here we go! Showtime! This is where it gets fun.
轮到我们了表演时间到这是最有趣的地方
The mother bird has left the nest, so I go take care of her.
鸟妈妈离开了窝我该去照顾她了
But while I'm doing that, you're gonna sneak in
但在我去做这些的时候你也要偷偷溜进去
and you're gonna take care of the little one.
然后去对付那个小家伙
Matthew?
马修
What are you... Matthew! Sorry, I wasn't listening.
你在... 马修对不起我没有在听
Starting when? Starting whenever you talked, I guess.
什么时候开始从你张口说话开始
Oh. Okay, listen to me. I'm trying to teach you
好吧听我说我在试着指导你
how to become your own opossum.
如何成为自力更生的负鼠
Oh my God. Can you stop saying "Opossum"? It's "Possum," Dad.
天哪你能别再说"负鼠"了吗是"灰貂" 爸爸
It's not "Possum." You say, "Opossum." It's...
不是"灰貂" 要说"负鼠." 就是...
No, you say you're a possum! It's a show of respect.
不你说自己是只负鼠以示尊重
Would you go to church and say, "You're a preacher"?
你会去教堂然后说 "你是个牧师吗"
No, you say, "You're an o-preacher."
不你会说 "您是一个牧师"
Dad, why can't we just do it the normal way?
爸爸我们不能按照正常的方式来做吗
You go out, something happens, I don't know what,
你出去然后发生了某些事我不知道是什么
and then you come back, we eat the food, and it's done.
然后你回家我们一起吃饭就这样
Why screw up the status quo?
为什么要毁了我们的现状呢
If you teach an opossum to fish,
如果你要教一只负鼠怎么钓鱼
you're wasting your time, because we don't eat fish.
那你就是在浪费时间因为我们不吃鱼
Okay. Isn't that an expression?
好吧这不就是另一种表达方式吗
Oh, got a suppa. Yes! These are super rare.
抓到了个忍♥者太棒了他们特别稀有
Okay, so we're gonna wrap it up.
行了我们就说到这吧
I'm gonna go take care of the dinner sitch.
我要去准备晚饭了
Can you make sure to get that extra marinara on top of it?
你能在上面多加点意面酱吗
What's the... the marinara? The marinara, the red sauce.
那是什么东西意面酱红色的酱
Oh, the red s... the red sauce. Okay, it's red sauce.
红色的那种红色酱好吗就是红色的酱
I've done a horrible job with this boy.
我他妈养了个熊孩子
Why don't we check back in on our worm pals
在我们的虫子小伙伴们准备好去参加约会时
as they get ready for their big date.
我们不妨来看上几眼
I'll tell you what, dude. This thing is changing my life.
你知道吗伙计这玩意彻底改变了我的生活
I get to brush my teeth now.
我现在能刷牙了
It's like I used to just rinse my mouth out with water.
以前我也就用水漱漱口
I feel so much better.
我现在感觉好多了
Mikey, come on, man. Let's get going.
阿迈快点老兄我们得出发了
This place is two feet away, so we should start crawling now.
那地方在两英尺外我们现在就得爬过去了
Cool. Do we have everything? You have the keys, right?
没问题东西都带了吗你带钥匙了对吧
No, dude. What is that?
不用了兄弟你穿的是什么玩意
What is what? It's the snakeskin jacket.
什么是什么这是蛇皮夹克
No, the thing on your head!
不我是说你头上的那个玩意
You're not wearing a goddamn wig, dude!
你不能戴个他妈的假发啊老兄
It's Jheri curls, okay?
这可是小碎卷发好吗
Mike, we jerked off each other that we wouldn't fuck this up!
迈克我们说好了不会把今天搞砸的
I'm not going back on the jerk off. I'm just saying...
我没有想要违背誓言我只是说...
This date with Laura and Daphne has to go well, dude, okay?
我们同劳拉和达芙妮的约会必须要顺利好吗
Just don't fuck this up, man.
千万别搞砸了老兄
Jesus. Why are you so nervous?
天哪你为什么这么紧张
We're freaking hermaphroditic anyway. We can't have sex.
反正我们他妈也是雌雄同体又不能滚床单
I know we're hermaphroditic... it's
我知道我们是... 就是
not like it's gonna lead to anything. But it's just like,
不是说要有什么结果但是感觉就像
"What about falling in love?"
"谈个恋爱怎么样"
You know, that might be cool.
你明白也许那样会很棒
Or even hanging out with someone that's not each other.
哪怕只是和我们俩之外的人出去玩玩
I only hang out with you,
我只和你出去玩过
and frankly, I think
而且坦白说我都觉得
you might be a figment of my fucking imagination, okay?
你可能是我想象出来的虚构人物知道吗
I'm losing my mind under this goddamn rock.
在这该死的石头下面我都快疯了
Did you just say I might be a figment of your imagination?
你刚刚说我可能只是你虚构出来的人物吗
No, dude. I... I don't... it's just like something that...
没有伙计我没... 只是...
when I'm falling asleep I'll think about it.
当我迷迷糊糊快睡着时会这么想
Like the fact that you and me are the same thing,
就像你和我是完全一模一样
like we're one worm,
就像我们是同一条虫子
and why would both ends of us be cognizant?
为什么你和我两端都有认知呢
And how would you even have a
而且你为什么会有
different personality than me?
跟我完全不同的性格呢
And sometimes I think I can read your thoughts,
有时候我觉得我能知道你在想什么
and I feel like you're just saying my thoughts,
然后感觉你也能把我的想法说出来
so it's... I don't fucking know, but let's just go, Mike.
所以我也不知道迈克我们出发吧
Mike? Mike?
迈克迈克
Oh shit, dude.
我的天老兄
He fucking wasn't real, and he fucking was... Mike!
他不是真的他曾是... 迈克
Oh fuck!
我靠
And that's when Phil knew he was alone,
就是那一刻菲尔意识到他是孤身一人
and that he'd always been alone,
意识到自己一直以来都是孤身一人
and he will always, always, always be alone.
而且永远都会是孤身一人
I fucking "Fight Clubbed" You, dude.
我真的吓到你了
Dude! What the Fuck, Mike! Oh my God!
老兄你在搞什么迈克我的天哪
That's not fucking funny, dude! No, it's really funny.
这他妈的一点都不好笑不真的很好玩
You were about to cry. Oh God!
你都快哭出来了我的天
Oh. Never mind. I think I'm gonna fucking barf!
不用担心了我觉得我要吐了
Mike was just joking. Okay. What, are you being serious?
迈克只是在开玩笑什么你认真的吗
Oh my God, that was funny! Let's go. We're gonna be late.
天哪真的很好笑啊我们走吧要迟到了
Come on, man!
搞什么啊
This was one of my best holes.
这曾经是我最棒的洞之一
It was amok with little bugs
以前这里面全都是
and little critters, and now, nothing.
小虫子和小动物现在什么都没有了
As the mother bird searches for food,
令人沮丧的是当鸟妈妈寻找食物时
annoyingly, predator becomes prey.
捕食者就沦为了猎物
Damn!
糟糕
I get it. This is why people feed their kids garbage.
我明白了这就是大家都用垃圾喂孩子的原因
It's convenient.
那样比较简单
Oh fuck.
我靠
All right, bring it!
好了来啊
Square up, bitch.
来决一死战吧贱♥人♥
Oh, I love you, my little babushka.
我爱死你了我的小老太婆
This hurts me more than it hurts you.
我比你更难过
Hey, Dad, can you keep it down up there...
老爹你在下面能稍微小声...
down there, wherever you... dad?
能小声点不管你在... 爸爸
Die! Die!
去死吧去死吧
Dad! What are you doing? Stop!
爸爸你在干什么快停下
Oh fuck! Accept it! D-D-Die!
我靠认命吧去死吧
Oh my God!
我的天哪
That's the red sauce?
那就是红色的酱吗