黑疯婆子的葬礼

the man or woman die right behind.
他们不会分开太久
They don't stay separated too long.
你可能不会活太长
You might not have too long
因为你们这么多年都在一起
'cause y'all were together so many years.
但没关系 希望这样说能让你好受一点
But it's all right, I'm glad I could make you feel better.
阿门 这才是事工
Amen. This is ministry.
哈利路亚
Praise him. Hallelujah.
我知道你很难过 但我陪着你呢
I know this is a sad occasion, but I'm here
我希望你能理解一些事情
and I want you to understand something.
不管在你的生活中发生什么事
No matter what is going on in your life,
你可以一直依靠上帝或某人
you can always count on the Lord or somebody.
圣经里说 哭泣
The Bible say, "Weeping..."
不 清扫 在深夜清扫
No. Sweeping. "Sweeping in the middle of the night
会给清晨蒙上尘埃 我记不清了
"will bring the dust in the morning." I don't know,
大概类似这样的说法
something like that, babe.
说这么多 我主要是想安慰你
I'm trying to comfort you, you know. Something.
-我懂 谢谢你 -那就好
- I got you. Thank you. - Yeah.
是的 我希望你明白
Yes, I want you to be...
虽然走在《小红帽》与《三只小熊》
"Yea, though she walked in the valley
故事中那阴森的山谷中
"with the shadow of Little Red Riding Hood and the three bears,
但是她并不畏惧恐惧
"she feared no evil,
因为她的身边会环绕着希望
"'cause the three little pigs was not around."
-阿门 -阿门
- Amen. - Amen.
-你会没事的 -是的
- You gonna be all right. Okay? - Yes.
现在你继续哭吧
Now you just go on and cry.
没有人能说你不能哭
Don't you let nobody tell you not to cry.
哭出来 歇斯底里 然后分崩离析
You cry, you scream, you wail, you fall out.
有亲人亡故时
You just do what all black people do
所有黑人也都会这样做
when somebody die.
-你只是哭相难看而已 -我明白了
- You just get ugly cry. - I'll see.
-那我试着看 -试着去见他吗
- I'll see if I can. - Okay. You gonna see him again?
不 我试试看我能不能哭
No, I'll see if I can cry.
-原来是 你要试试看啊 -是的
- You'll see if you can. Okay. - Yes.
是的 但是如果你又要去见他
Yeah, but if you gonna see him again,
我希望你别看到他的
I hope you don't see him with...
-我们最后一次见他 -不 我知道
- the last time we saw him. - No, I know.
抱歉哈
I'm sorry.
每次我想起他死的样子 我都
Every time I think about him dying, I just...
你在这里干什么
What are you doing here?
你打算不理我了么
So you just gonna ignore me?
你得走了
You need to go.
我整晚都想要你
I wanted you all night.
别说了 你妻子在这里
Stop. Your wife is here.
我不在乎她
I don't care about her.
你知道吗 我不是
You know what? I'm not...
-A.J. 这样做不对 -那可不
- A.J., I can't do this. - Tell me no.
我不能这样做
I cannot do this!
走吧 好吗 快走啊
Go! Okay? Go, now!
出去
Get out!
嘿
Hey!
杰西在里面吗
Is Jessie in there?
没有
No, no.
那你在里面做什么
Then what you doing in there?
我在和吉娅说话
I was talking to Gia.
-为什么 -你想要干嘛
- Why? - What do you want?
妈妈想在后天办葬礼
Mama wants to have the funeral the day after tomorrow.
什么
What?
是的 所以我正要去告诉所有人
Yeah, so I was just going around telling everyone.
她为什么急着要把他埋了
Why is she rushing to bury him?
-你觉得那很急吗 -是的
- Is that rushing? - Yeah.
听着 A.J. 我不知道 好吗
Look, A.J., I don't know. Okay?
过来
Come here.
你为什么对蕾妮那样说话
Why you talking to Renee like that?
不用在意这个
Don't worry about it.
她让我尽可能地帮助你们
Well, she asked me to do what I can to help y'all,
所以 我会竭尽所能
so I'mma do what I can.
这不是个好主意
That ain't no good idea.
葬礼会被搞砸的
That funeral's finna be messed up!
我熟悉葬礼 我主持了很多次
I knows about funerals. I done buried a lot of men.
很多次
A lot of them.
我对高端葬礼一无所知
Now, I don't know nothing about no boujee funerals.
但我知道黑人的葬礼要怎么办
All I know is about black folk funeral,
他们在过去会唱黑人圣歌♥
the way they used to do Negro spirituals back in the day.
所有人都会唱赞美诗 然后他们就走了
Everybody'd sing a hymn, and then they departed.
希望你们都能感激我将要做的
I hope y'all can appreciate what I'mma try to do.
需要什么尽管告诉我们
And if you need anything, just let us know.
钱 她肯定需要一些钱
Money. She gonna need some money.
她总是需要一些钱
She always need some money.
因为所有这些都不是免费的
'Cause none of this is free.
现在 我需要一些葬礼的协调费
Now, I'll need a coordinating fee for the funeral
协调人通常得到棺材费的75%
and the coordinator usually gets 75% of what the casket costs.
-我们来解决 -太好了 谢谢你
- We'll work it out. - Okay, great. Thank you.
你能告诉我们她为什么要这么快埋葬他吗
Could you let us know why she's burying him so fast?
我想我知道为什么
I believe I know why she's trying to bury him so quick.
她已经受够他了
She can't stand his ass.
孩子 我不知道
Child, I don't know.
我一直在想同样的事情
I've been wondering the same damn thing.
黑人通常不会这么快埋葬任何人
Black people don't bury nobody this quick.
如果一个女人不喜欢一个男人
If a woman don't like the man,
她就会迫不及待地想把他弄到地底下
she can't wait to get him in the ground.
或者 想得到他的保险赔偿
Either that, his insurance.
但我想你得问她 因为我不知道
But I guess you gotta ask her, 'cause I don't know.
好吧 我会的
Okay, I will.
-我能在这里抽烟吗 -不 不行
- Yo, can I smoke weed up in here? - No. No way. Mmm-mmm.
抱歉 优雅的人们
Oh, excuse me. Oh, boujee.
不能吸烟 这里面没有烟草
Can't smoke no weed up in this...
乔
Joe!
宝贝儿 我能跟你谈谈吗
Baby, can I talk to you for a second?
嘿 你想和我谈谈吗 我会跟你谈谈
Hey, you wanna talk to me, I'll go talk to you.
我想这是个私人谈话
I think it's a private situation
因为她悄悄地跟你说的
because she whispered it to you.
你有想过这一点吗
Did you ever think about that?
巴姆 你能闭嘴吗
Bam, will you hush your mouth?
-别人在说话呢 -她说
- That's them people talking. - She said,
我能和你谈谈吗
"Can I talk to you for a second?"
他说 你要跟我谈什么 她说
He said, "Well, what do you wanna talk to me about?" She said...
巴姆 嘘
Bam, hush!
-嘘 -她只是僵住了 -嘘
- Hush - She just froze. - Hush!
巴姆 这就是为啥我不会惹你
Bam, that's why I don't mess with you.
你不知道如何在正确的时间
You just don't know how to keep your mouth closed
闭上你的鸟嘴
at the right time.
如果是私人的 你为什么要当众说出来
If it's private, why would you say it in front of the public
-在所有人面前 -他不想去啊
- in front of everybody? - He the one won't go.
是的 那孩子不想起来 快点起来
Yeah, that kid won't get up. Get on up!
宝贝儿 求你了
Baby, please.
宝贝儿 宝贝儿 求你了
"Baby, baby, baby, please."
她需要说 求你了
Mmm-hmm. She gotta say "please."
上去吧 看看那个女孩
Boy, go on up there and see what that girl...
进去吧
Get on in there.
我告诉你 她不必求我
I tell you what. She wouldn't have to beg me.
我去 像那样的翘臀
Hell, with an ass like that,
我肯定会追在她的后头
I'd be running after her.
-他喷了太多香水 -太多了
- He got on too much perfume. - Way too much of it.
-香水太多了 -香水
- Much too much perfume to have on. - Perfume.
乔
Joe!
那个女孩也很好 那也不错
That girl fine, too, there. That's nice, too.
我不知道
I don't know.
巴姆
Bam.
梅布尔
Mabel.
-嗯 -嘿
- Mmm-hmm! - Hey.
她