大世界之旅（2016）
The Grand Tour
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大世界之旅（2016）
The Grand Tour S02E11
Part 1
May 6, 2021, 12:05 p.m.
Welcome.
大家好
Now, a couple of months ago,
在几个月之前
we were sitting around, wondering what we should do
我们仨坐在一起 认真的思考了一下
for this, the last programme in the series.
想一想我们季终集能拍点什么
Yeah. I said we should build a car that's also an aircraft carrier.
没错 我说我们应该造一辆能当航♥空♥母舰的车
Yeah, I wanted to fire a car into space.
是的 我说我们应该向宇宙里发射一辆汽车
But then we decided that what we should actually do,
因为这俩人的计划实在是太"雄心壮志"
because neither of those things were ambitious enough,
我们随后决定了我们要做的事:
was end world hunger.
终结世界饥荒
Yeah. It's a big job.
没错 这是个大活儿
Yeah, it's not the sort of thing that we could achieve in 20 minutes
这可不是我们能花上20分钟时间干正事
with a couple of guests and a bit of idle chit-chat in-between.
之后还请几个嘉宾穿插其中来随便聊聊天 就能解决的问题
No. We were going to need the whole show.
没错 我们需要一整集的时间
So settle back now
所以请各位坐好
as we take The Grand Tour on a mini special to the poverty-stricken but beautiful country
我们把本周的GT迷你特辑带往了 一个美丽但深受贫穷困扰的国家
of Mozambique.
莫桑比克
This is the village of Bingo in the west of the country.
这是莫桑比克的西部村庄 宾果
The people here are not starving,
这里的人们虽说没挨饿
but they are very poor.
但都非常贫困
Jesus here has to exist on a diet of miserable gruel,
耶稣为这里的人们安排了悲惨的"粥"作为食物
which is fine for silly rich women in London and New York.
对于那些住在纽约或伦敦的蠢富婆们来说倒是没啥
这种吃法经常会鼓捣出各种味道诡异的蔬菜沙拉 或者是蔬菜汁
*这帮"蠢富婆"们崇尚有机自然的饮食 甚至是素食
But food like this makes the average red-blooded African man very sad.
但这种食物却让精力充沛的非洲人♥民♥ 非常难过
And that's odd, because just 200 miles away
不过说来也奇怪 因为就在320公里之外
things are very different.
情况就大不相同了
This is Mozambique's capital city, Maputo.
这里是莫桑比克的首都 马普托
And the people here are well-nourished and happy
这里的人们营养丰富 并且非常开心
because they live by the ocean...
因为他们临海而居
...which is full of fish.
...不缺鱼吃
And that got us wondering.
这就使我们不禁思考
How hard can it be...
这事儿能有多难...
...to get the fish from here to that village we were looking at earlier?
把这里的鱼获 运到我们之前看过的那个村子那里
Yeah. Now, this isn't a very wealthy country.
是啊 要知道这可不是个很富裕的国家
In fact, it's a poor country. Desperately poor.
实际上 是一个贫穷国家 非常贫困
Desperately poor. So they don't have refrigerated trucks, all that kind of stuff.
没错 因此他们并没有冷藏卡车这类的运输设备
No, but we're talking about 200 miles. That's London to Leeds, isn't it?
话是没错 但我们在讨论的可是320公里的距离啊 这都够伦敦到利兹了
It's nothing to get this there.
根本就是不可能啊
I'm telling you, when we get this sorted out,
我跟你讲 当我们解决了这个问题
when we move these fish to Bingo,
把海边的鱼运到宾果之后
there'll be Nobel Prizes in it for us.
我们会获得诺贝尔奖的
And I'd be Boutros BoutrosMay. Yes.
那我就成了布特罗斯·布特罗斯梅了 是的
And I'd be Ban Ki-Hammond.
那我就是潘基哈蒙德
What? Oh, Ban Ki. Yeah.
啥? 哦 潘基文 没错
I'm gonna go for a knighthood... Do it. Why not?
我就要被授予骑士头衔了 那太好了 干吧
...beat David Beckham to it. That'd go down well.
...虐暴贝克汉姆 肯定不错
Unfortunately, having agreed that we would end world hunger
不幸的是 尽管我们同意用运输海鲜的方式
by moving fish across Mozambique,
来终结世界饥荒
we couldn't agree on how this might be achieved.
但我们却没能在运输方式上达成一致
So we ended up with different solutions.
于是我们就分头寻找各自的解决方案
This is what I came up with - a 1984 Mercedes wagon,
这就是我找来的车 一辆1984年的奔驰旅行车
a car famous throughout Africa for its rugged dependability.
一款在非洲以惊人的可靠性闻名的汽车
However, I have modified it extensively.
然而 我大幅改装了这辆车
In the back, filling up all of the back, is a Perspex tank.
在我身后 所有的空间 都被一个有机玻璃鱼缸占满了
What I'm going to do is fill that with sea water
我要在这里充满海水
and then put the fishes in there
然后把鱼扔进去
and they will stay alive
这样在我向内陆移♥动♥的时候
as I make my way inland.
鱼依旧是活的
Now, you can't get fish fresher than fishes that are still swimming around in the sea.
你找不到比还在海里游着的鱼更加新鲜的鱼了
I have been clever.
我这招很机智
Very clever.
非常机智
Not as clever as me.
但也没我机智
Because for the first time in my entire life,
因为这是我有生以来第一次
I've made a sensible decision. I've gone for this.
尝试用理智去解决问题 我选择了它
It's a pick-up truck that Nissan named after me.
这是一辆日产以我的名字命名的车
It's called the Hardbody.
它叫Hardbody
Hardbody是一款日产从1955年就开始制♥造♥的经济型皮卡车 销♥售♥范围遍及全球
*Hardbody 体格健壮者
It's got tons of space in the back for cod and bream and sticklebacks.
我这车后面有无尽的空间留给鳕鱼 鲤鱼和棘鱼啥的
And it has four-wheel drive, which I reckon is going to be essential,
并且它还有四轮驱动 我认为这个很重要
because - and James hasn't realised this -
因为 船长都没想到这个
it's the rainy season in Mozambique,
现在可是莫桑比克的雨季啊
so I reckon the roads are gonna be... hell.
我猜这里的路估计会比较...惨
Hammond, meanwhile, hadn't been clever at all.
与此同时 哈蒙德 就不那么机智了
What do you think of that?
你们觉得咋样?
Well, I think it's a... motorcycle. Yes, it is.
额 我觉得这是...摩托车 没错
Specifically, it's a TVS Star HLX E5
具体来讲 这是一辆TVS Star HLX E5摩托车
and I've just bought this brand new from a supermarket
我刚从超级市场买♥♥来的全新车
for 800 quid.
只要八百块
Brand spankers.
带商标的引擎罩
Hammond, this is not a quality item.
哈蒙德 这可不是啥高质量产品啊
It's built down to a budget, isn't it? You can feel that.
这东西就是为了便宜造的 你也能感觉到
Is it a 1,000cc?
这东西有1000cc?
No, 100. What?
不 100cc 啥?
100cc. How many cylinders? Four?
只有100cc 那有几个气缸? 4个?
One. One?
一个 一个?
That one. So how much horsepower has it got?
就那一个 那它有多少马力?
Seven. Seven. Seven?
七 只有七匹马力?
But it's light, it's agile.
但它很轻 很灵活
These things are actually built in India
这东西其实是印度造的
specifically to be used in Africa.
专为非洲使用情况打造的
They are!
真的
They're built in India specifically for use in Africa...
这是在印度制♥造♥的 专为非洲使用的...
It's too poor to be used in India.
这东西太惨了 印度人都用不想用
I can see why the Indians don't want it.
我能懂为啥印度人不想要这玩意
It's rugged, it's tough, it can go off-road if we need to.
它很皮实 坚固 如果需要越野的话它也能行
It can do anything. But what it can't do, Hammond,
它什么都能干 但是它不能做的事 哈蒙德
is transport a large amount of fish.
就是运输大量的鱼啊
Exactly what I was thinking. If I wanted a pizza delivery,
我也是这么认为的 如果我要送披萨外卖♥♥
this is the sort of thing...
那这东西倒是对...
I've thought about this. Let me explain my idea.
我都思考过了 让我解释一下
This is my genius. What they do here is dry the fish in the wind
这就是我机智的地方 当地人在那边风干钓上来的鱼
cos it lasts longer.
因为这样鱼能长久保存下来
Is that fish? That's fish, drying in the wind.
那是鱼吗? 没错 正在风中风干呢
It looks like cats. No, it's fish!
看上去像猫啊 不 那是鱼
I'm gonna build a rack like that, fit it to the back,
我也要装一个那样的架子 在摩托车后面
and then I'll dry the fish as I go along.
我一边走 一边风干鱼
It's brilliant!
多天才啊
That is literally the stupidest idea I've ever heard of.
这简直是我听过的最蠢的主意了
What are you gonna do, sling your fish in your pick-up and watch them rot?
那你打算怎么办 把鱼往皮卡后边一扔 然后看着它们烂掉么
Ah! No. Actually, I have a plan on that.
啊 不 实际上 我有一个计划
But I do need your help.
不过我需要你俩的帮助
Jeremy's plan was to break into a hotel in the dead of night and do a burglary.
杰瑞米的计划 就是在一个伸指不见五手的夜晚 溜进一家酒店偷东西
You're not gonna... You're gonna have to tilt it!
你得... 你得倾斜一下
You're gonna have to tilt it!
必须倾斜一下才能移♥动♥啊
Right, back!
好 往后一点
There!
搞定
Why is it so heavy? Ssh!
这东西为啥这么沉 安静
There's a lot of gubbins in it.
这里头零件很多呗
The next morning, we all met up on the beach
第二天早上 我们在海边集♥合♥
and I set about fitting the hotel's ice machine to my Hardbody.
我要把酒店专用的造冰机装在Hardbody皮卡上
Right, so I need a bucket of water above the height of the stolen ice machine
好 我需要一桶水放在造冰机上面
from which the Solenoid ice machine can get the supply that it can convert into ice.
这样造冰机才能获得原材料 把水变成冰
Oh, yeah.
赞
Generator in place.
发电机就位
Water tank in place.
水箱就位
Meanwhile, Hammond was building his fish rack...
与此同时 哈蒙德正在搭他的晒鱼架
...and May was filling his Macquarium with sea water.
而老梅头则要给他的奔驰水族馆 灌满海水
How much is your car going to weigh when it's full?
你的车装满水之后要多出多少重量?
An extra 700.
大概七百吧
Tons? No, kilograms.
吨♥吗? 千克
So it's at 0.7 of a ton... Yeah, extra.
所以就是多了0.7吨♥了 没错
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