金色年代

The Goldbergs S05E14

Part 1 Dec. 7, 2019, 6 p.m.

在八十年代我哥发现了饶舌音乐
Back in the '80s, my brother discovered rap music.
他立即被迷住了
And he was immediately obsessed.
但被迷住的不只他一个
But he wasn't the only one.
哪怕专业运动员们也想凑凑热闹
Even pro sports players got in on the mix.
其中最著名的
And the most famous of all
要数芝加哥熊队的"超级杯曳步舞"
was the Chicago Bears' "Super Bowl Shuffle."
看看这垃圾
Look at this garbage.
你们既自大又被过誉了熊队
You're cocky and overrated, Bears!
熊队和熊都是
The team and the animal!
你认为我就不会从小溪里爪鳟鱼吗
You think I can't grab a trout from a stream?
我也能
I can!
他们最差劲了这蠢曳步舞也差劲
They're the worst, and so is their stupid shuffle.
*我们只是来跳超级杯曳步舞的*
*We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle*
在熊队之后
And after the Bears,
一大堆联盟球队录了饶舌音乐录影带
a ton of NFL teams made rap videos,
包括我们的挚爱费城老鹰队
including our beloved Philadelphia Eagles.
*麦克·奎克外接手*
*Quick Six, wide receiver*
*他们笑话我姓奎克[快男]*
*They thought the name was a joke*
*但我让他们赞不绝口*
*But I made them all believers*
瞧全国橄榄球联盟就该这样饶舌
See, that's how an NFL team is supposed to rap.
老鹰队的精妙之处熊队望尘莫及
The Eagles have a subtlety the Bears can only dream about.
而我还是感觉他们有提高的机会
And yet I still sense opportunity for improvement.
他们需要的是真正的明星
What it needs is real stars.
*爷名叫大甜甜看我来表演*
*Name's Big Tasty, I bust a move*
*我皮肤又丝又滑胜过小甜甜*
*Also, my skin is silky and smooth*
*我是裸罗伯我负责拦截*
*I'm Naked Rob, and I make the tackle*
*我像水泥墙一样挡住接球手*
*I cover my receiver like a wall with spackle*
*我是奶油杰夫·施瓦茨有无敌的双手*
*It's Creamy Jeff Schwartz, got no hands with no match*
*把球扔给我保证接住不溜走*
*Just throw me the ball, and I'll make the catch*
*注意了全世界我们凶悍别不服*
*Watch out world, we're causing a kerfuffle*
*我们唱着饶舌跳着JTP曳步舞*
*We rap our rhymes and do the JTP Shuffle*
够了这些歌♥词是怎么回事
Okay, stop. W-What is the deal with these lyrics?
什么"凶悍别不服"
Who says "kerfuffle"
谁会说自己的皮肤又丝又滑
and calls out their own silky smooth skin?
皮肤好为什么不炫耀
When you got it, flaunt it.
是真的和黄油差不错了
It's true. It's almost buttery.
整首歌♥都很怪
It's all very odd.
这是好事所有橄榄球队的饶舌
This is good. All the best football raps
都在简洁和尴尬间保持着微妙的平衡
strike a delicate balance between simple and awkward.
开录
Roll it!
停现在就停下把橄榄球给我
Cut. Stop it right now. Hand me that football.
这就像拿着随时会爆的手雷一样
You might as well be holding a live grenade.
你懂规矩我的小宝贝们
You know the rule. My little schmoopies
太脆弱太可爱了不能参加接触性运动
are too fragile and squishy to play contact sports.
我们根本没玩只是唱歌♥和跳曳步舞
We're not even playing. We're just singing and shuffling.
这是个诱导性球
This is a gateway ball.
一开始是开心地跳跳曳步舞
It starts with a fun little shuffle,
然后你就会去球场上摔断脚踝摔碎骨盆
and then you go out and break your ankle or shatter a pelvis.
我该都录下来
I should be rolling on this.
我们有的是安全又有趣的球可玩
We have plenty of safe, fun balls for you to play with.
所有球中最有趣的沙滩球
The funnest ball of all -- beach.
你真真毁了一切
You literally ruin everything.
你只需要试试看
Aw, you just need to give it a try.
给接着再试一次
Here, catch. Okay, try again.
好了瞧根本不疼
All right. See, it doesn't even hurt.
体育多有趣
Okay. Sports are fun.
上集《一九九几年》为特别集
金色年代第五季第十四集
那是一九八几年的二月二十八日
It was February 28, 1980-something,
那年我妈开始了贝弗大改造
the year of my mom's Bevolution,
开始尝试新事物
where she tried new things,
例如用真空理发器给我理发
like cutting my hair with a vacuum.
见鬼你知道自己在做什么吗
Oh, balls. Do you know what you're doing?
我觉得你不知道自己在做什么
I feel like you don't know what you're doing.
这就是用真空理发器理发的好处
That's the beauty of the Flowbee haircutting system.
我不会剪也能剪
I don't have to know what I'm doing.
我还是喜欢老方法
I-I prefer the old system,
我们去你的美发沙龙香桃给我洗头
where we go to your salon and Chantal washes my hair,
那感觉实在太舒服了
which feels way too good,
我让她多洗一会
and then I ask her to do it longer,
然后变得很尴尬她就不洗了
but then it gets weird, and she stops.
这是什么鬼东西
What the hell is this?
我在尝试真空理发器
I'm experimenting with my Flowbee.
只要两分钟就能让无趣变时髦
It only takes two minutes to go from drab to fab.
完事了
Done.
这就完了
That's it?
香桃通常会给我面镜子让我看看脑后
Chantal usually hands me a mirror to look at the back...
把我脖子上的碎发刷掉
and brushes the hair off my neck,
靠近我来检阅她的杰作
leaning in ever so close to inspect her work.
求你快走
Please go.
贝弗这些破烂是怎么回事
Bevy, what's with all this crap?
健腿大♥师♥ 食物加工器沙拉制♥造♥机
A ThighMaster, a Veg-O-Matic, a Salad Shooter...
口袋钓鱼竿
a Pocket Fisherman?
犹太人又不钓鱼
Our people don't fish fish.
我们买♥♥鱼然后夹在抹酱的百吉饼里吃
We buy fish, and then we schmear it.
抹酱百吉饼夹啥鱼
Schmear? What schmear?
白鲑鱼熏鲑鱼
Whitefish, lox?
重点不在购物
This isn't about shopping.
有没有腌鱼
Anything kippered?
在于贝弗大改造
It's about the Bevolution.
那你不是该寻找除白♥痴♥孩子们以外的目标吗
Isn't that about you finding purpose outside of our moron kids?
我找到了随我来
And I've found it. Come with me.
这个什么家庭购物网是电视节目吗
So, this QVC, it's a TV show?
是一个购物频道
It's a whole channel.
没错在家庭购物网上线
That's right. Before QVC.Com
成为世界领先的购物网站之前
was a world leader in online retail,
他们用开创性的电视频道
they invented at-home shopping
开创了家庭购物
with their groundbreaking TV channel.
人们能在家里购物
People can shop from their home
有电♥话♥和信♥用♥卡♥就行
using just a phone and a credit card.
谁会这么买♥♥东西
Who would do something like that?
是的我想咨♥询♥一下神奇的淋浴音响
Yes, I'm calling about the exciting shower radio.
挂上我的电♥话♥ 老艾
Hang up my phone, Al!
但这个惊人的产品
But this amazing product
能让我在淋浴的时候听音乐
allows me to listen to music while I'm wet!
默里家庭购物网上销♥售♥好点子的
See, Murray, QVC is just regular people
都是像我一样的普通人
like me selling big ideas.
我们活在未来啊
We're living in the future.
我买♥♥那些东西只是为了调查
Now, I only bought that stuff as research
好想想我能卖♥♥什么
to figure out what I could sell.
你知道吗这主意不错
You know what? That's not a bad idea.
你总是这样子
Oh, that is so typical.
我丈夫什么时候能支持我一次
Why would I ever expect my own husband's support?
你没听我说话吗
Did you hear what I said?
这主意不错
It's not a bad idea.
你怎能就这么站在这嘲笑你的一生所爱
How can you stand there and mock the love of your life?
她只是想提高自己
She's just trying to improve herself,
你就这个反应
and this is how you act?
好吧我明白
Okay, I get it.
你们俩不习惯我支持人的模样
You're both not used to me being supportive.
-可耻 -我不喜欢你这个样子老默
- Shame. - ‭I don't like this look on you, Mur.
你们两个听好我是真心在说
Both of you listen. I'm sincerely saying
我相信你能行贝弗莉
that I believe you can do this, Beverly.
你总是有很多很棒的点子
You always have great ideas.
你从不放弃
You never give up.
你天生是这块料
You're made for this.
你真的没别的小算盘
So, there's really no angle?
没小算盘只有爱与支持
No angle. Just love and support.
为啥没人接受我也能做到这些
Why can't anyone accept that I'm capable of this?
我全身心接受谢谢你相信我
I accept it with all my heart! Thank you for believing in me!
就这样家庭购物网完成了不可能的任务
And just like that, QVC did the impossible --