海绵宝宝（1999）
SpongeBob SquarePants
第十四季
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海绵宝宝（1999）
SpongeBob SquarePants S14E13
Part 1
Dec. 17, 2024, 8:16 p.m.
准备好了吗 孩子们
Are you ready, kids?
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
我听不见
I can't hear you
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
是谁住在深海的大菠萝里
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
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方方黄黄伸缩自如
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
如果四处探险是你的愿望
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
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那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
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准备
Ready
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SpongeBob SquarePants
大家好啊
Howdy, folks
圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas
大家快来到海滩上跟我放松坐坐
Why don't y'all belly up to the beach
and sit with me a spell?
我有个圣诞篝火故事
I've got a Christmas campfire story
保证你们会想听
I reckon you'll want to hear
这个故事发生在水下
This here tale takes place underwater
就在一座乡间小镇 名叫裤头村
In a one seahorse town called Bikini Bottom
裤头村
这一天是平安夜
Twas the day before Christmas,
大家都在准备迎接圣诞老人
and every boy and girl was ready for Santa
圣诞老人
快来留在这
除了一只忙碌的松鼠
Except one busy squirrel
她在用科学辛苦工作 修修补补
She was using her science to toil and tinker
但她发现这次的实验有点伤脑筋
but she found this experiment a bit of a thinker
加点圣诞装饰亮片应该就行了
A touch of tinsel ought to do the trick
精灵宝宝
Hey, Elf Bob
珊迪老人
Oh, Sandy Claus
找到圣诞装饰亮片了
I found the tinsel
谢谢你今天来当我的小精灵
Thanks for being my little elf today
话说这是用来干什么的
What's this all for, anyway?
这个发明可以变革圣诞节
This invention will revolutionize Christmas
我打算今晚把它展示给全裤头村看
I'm fixing to reveal it to the whole town tonight
这可是我要送给裤头村的大礼
It'll be my gift to Bikini Bottom
恭喜你了 珊迪
Congratulations, Sandy
你又成功了
You've done it again
一点都不对
No, that ain't right
得做得再好一点才行
I gotta do better than that
得再来几样原材料
I'll need a few more ingredients
才可以准时让实验就绪
if I want this to be ready in time
什么声音
What was that?
该不会是
Was that?
不会吧
No
不可能
It can't be
史赖皮 是你发出来的声音吗
Slappy, did you make that noise?
不是 但我做了个新朋友
No, but I did make a new friend
爸 妈
Pa, Ma
蓝迪 罗迪
Randy, Rowdy
萝丝 奶奶
Rosy, Granny?
你好啊 珊迪
Howdy, Sandy
大家好啊
Howdy, y'all
怎么不早说你还邀请了家人
Why didn't you tell me that you'd invited your family
来裤头村过圣诞
to Bikini Bottom for the holidays?
因为本来就没早说 海绵宝宝
'Cause she didn't, SpongeBob
我们这可是德克萨斯惊喜来访
This here's a good old Texas bushwhack visit
虽然得给家庭小艇钻洞才能沉下来
We had to put a few holes in the family row boat
不过能看到我们家珊迪就值得了
but it was worth it to see our little aquatic acorn
对啊 老妹
Yeah, sis
我们大老远从德克萨斯赶来
we came all the way from Texas
就要来陪你这聪明小松鼠一起过圣诞
just to spend Christmas with little old smartytail you
不完全是这样
And not at all
因为蓝迪又在当逃犯了
because Randy's on the lam again
安全了吗
Is the coast clear?
真是的
Well, shoot
早知道你们要过来
If I'd have known y'all were coming
我就去准备烧水了
I would have put the kettle on
救命 小朋友
Help me, kids
快给我缓刑啊
Tag me out
要帮忙吗 珊迪阿姨
You need help, Auntie Sandy?
让他变蓝
Make him turn blue
那是个什么鬼东西
What in the yellow snow was that?
抱歉
Sorry
那个是我的工作闹钟
That was my work alarm
我得去蟹堡王
I got to get to the Krusty Krab
上我一年当中最爱的班 平安夜班
for my favorite shift of the whole year, Christmas Eve
要不我们一起跟过去吧
Why don't we all tag along?
可以啊
We'd just love to
我们可想念深海里的各位朋友了
We have dearly missed all our deep sea buddies
蟹堡王
圣诞快乐 蟹堡王的客人们
Merry Christmas, Krusty customers
圣诞佳节是不是很神奇啊
Aren't the holidays magical?
你肯定是想说悲剧
I think you mean tragical
谁害你这么生气的
Who upchucked in your eggnog?
此处点餐
再唱一遍 章鱼哥先生
Sing it again, Mr. Squidward
还得再多来点圣诞小费呢
We need more Christmas tips
蟹堡王 蟹堡王
Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab
每天都要来这吃
Eat here every day
什么什么蟹黄堡
Something, something, Krabby Patties
别忘了付钱
Don't forget to pay
你烂死了
You stink
蟹老板 干嘛非得要我唱歌♥
Mr. Krabs, why do I have to sing?
就不能让我改吹竖笛吗
Can't I just play my clarinet instead?
不能就是不能
No can do
我拿它当圣诞柴烧了
I'm using it as a yule log today
五折
什么
What?
你好啊 蟹老板
Howdy, Mr. Krabs
你这边这位唱圣诞颂歌♥的还真是喜庆
You sure have a festive Christmas caroler there
祝他平安
Bless his heart
谢谢 奇克斯太太
Thank you, Mrs. Cheeks
他倒能再坚持一下 多给我赚点小费
He could stand to bring in a few more tips, though
其实吧
Matter of fact
我自己也算是个歌♥手
I'm a little something of a chanteuse myself
不然我们帮你奏点乐赚点钱吧
Maybe we could strum up some tips for you, huh?
只要不用给你们付钱就行
As long as I don't have to pay you
海绵宝宝 打灯
SpongeBob, lights, please
来
Well
圣诞佳节给予多多
Christmas is a time for giving
圣诞佳节收获多多
Christmas is a time for getting
圣诞节各种乐事都多多
Christmas is a time for many things
你知道我们爱荡秋千空翻
You know we love trapeze flipping
爬大树 过上乡村生活
Climbing trees and country living
但全都比不上圣诞老人带的礼物
But nothing beats the gifts that Santa brings
圣诞节来得快
Well, Christmas will come
去得也很快
And Christmas will go
但我无法否认自己最爱这一天
But I can't deny it's the day I love the most
万物闪闪发光
Everything's aglowing
圣诞袜也满满当当
When your stocking's overflowing
树下就放着包好的圣诞礼物
And Santa's gifts are wrapped under the tree
圣诞老人把礼物留给你和我
Yeah, Santa left his gifts for you and me
我做梦都想要今年圣诞赚大钱
I'm dreaming of a green Christmas
我做梦都想要今年圣诞节搞砸
And I'm dreaming of a bah humbug
再见 先生
Good day, sir
大家今晚来我家树屋
Come on down to my tree dome tonight
迎接圣诞大惊喜
for a big Christmas surprise
所以老妹 你老说的这个惊喜是什么
So, sis, what exactly is this surprise
you keep going on about?
该不会是要在圣诞节诈骗大伙儿吧
Or are you giving everybody
海绵宝宝（1999）
SpongeBob SquarePants
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