海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S14E02

Part 1 Dec. 17, 2024, 8:16 p.m.

准备好了吗孩子们
Are you ready, kids?
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
我听不见
I can't hear you
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
是谁住在深海的大菠萝里
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
方方黄黄伸缩自如
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
如果四处探险是你的愿望
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
准备
Ready
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
藻床小朋友
现在回到藻床小朋友
And now back to "The Kelpbed Kids"
藻床小朋友这片子也太好笑了
"The Kelpbed Kids" are hilarious
击掌
High four
不知道为什么是黑白的
Wonder why it's in black and white
这种选择很有艺术气息
It's a "artistical" choice
好了藻床小朋友
All right, Kelpbed Kids
快给我从实招来
Youse gonna spill the beans
你们把糖果藏到
about where you hide all your candy
这俱乐部什么地方不然就完了
in this here clubhouse or else
绝不告诉你阿贾克斯
Not to you, Ajax
我们不可能告诉你就藏在柜子里
We'll never tell you that it's in the cabinet
真对不起
Sorry, gang
派大星这藻床小朋友是不是
Hey, Patrick, don't the Kelpbed Kids
有点像我们认识的熟人
kinda look like people we know?
熟人个个我都不认识
I don't know any people we know
你说柜子啊
The cabinet, you say
圈圈
Hoops?
糖果
嗨阿贾克斯
Hi, Ajax
是空的
It's empty
我一定要让大家
I'm gonna give everyone here
还有家里老子全都吃我一拳
and their old man a knuckle sandwich
好啊
Oh boy
配奶酪吃吗
With cheese?
配奶酪吃
With cheese
休想得逞呆呆小呆瓜
Oh, no you don't, you dizzy ding dong
搞什么
What gives?
放开我
Let me go
你被圈住了
You just got hooped
圈圈圈圈
Hoops, Hoops
就这么定了
That settles it
我们最爱的藻床小朋友就是圈圈
Hoops is our favorite Kelpbed Kid
拿出我们的官方正品圈圈呼啦圈吧
Let's get out our official Hoops hoops
我昨天在海贝网上买♥♥的
that I bought on SeaBay
早就想到了兄弟
Way ahead of ya, pally
我的缩小了
Mine shrunk
没事派大星
Oh, no, Patrick
大小可以调
It's adjustable
圈圈不一定非得是个圈
Who says a hoop has to be round?
啊对
Oh, yeah
有个宽松调整按钮
There's a relaxed-fit button
我呼啦圈上面被谁写满了东西
Someone wrote all over my hula hoop
圈圈
裤头村大街17号♥
10776
上面印了个地址
There's an address printed on here
就在裤头村里
And it's in Bikini Bottom
你觉得圈圈会不会就住在那
Do you think it's where Hoops lives?
可以吗
Could we?
应该吗
Should we?
按了他家门铃就跑吗
Ring his doorbell and run away?
不对
No
拿厕纸撒满他家
Toilet-paper his house?
不对
No
把他的普通咖啡换成无咖♥啡♥因♥的
Switch out his regular for decaf?
不对
No
是可以去见他
We can meet him
明白
Gotcha
可以去见他然后拿厕纸撒满他家
We can meet him, then toilet-paper his house
他喝完咖啡一定用得上
He's gonna need it after the coffee
我们到了
This is it--
圈圈家
where Hoops lives
好一个豪♥宅♥
It's a palace
我太紧张不敢敲门
I'm too nervous to knock
而且咱都没完全认识他
We don't really know him
万一他是那种老是受苦的艺术家
What if he's one of those suffering artist types
而且还沉迷于巫术呢
who are into witchcraft?
万一他是食人族想吃我们呢
Or what if he's a cannibal and wants to eat us?
万一他是食人族不想吃我们呢
What if he's a cannibal and doesn't want to eat us?
不能忍♥受这种耻辱啊
We couldn't live with the shame
快跑
Run
助步器老头
Old Man Walker?
他在圈圈家干嘛
What's he doing in Hoops' house?
可能我们找错房♥子了
Maybe we got the wrong house
他没收到邮件非常难过
He's sad that he got no mail
因为全被我收走了
That's 'cause I got it
收件者是圈圈
It's addressed to Hoops
就是这里没错
This is the right place
藻床笨笨
小朋友
房♥子里全是藻床小朋友的周边
The whole house is filled with "Kelpbed Kid" stuff
就好像在出演节目一样
It's just like being in the show
进来吧
Come on in
可疑鱼钩
我就不介意了
Don't mind if I do
怎么回事
What's happening?
为了圈圈好
那是圈圈吗
Is that Hoops?
不对
No
还是助步器老头
It's Old Man Walker again
忘了吗
Remember?
先前开邮箱那位
From the mailbox?
对啊
Oh, yeah
流氓
Hooligans
骗子
Swindlers
偷信贼
Letter looters
我们没想对你干坏事
We didn't mean any harm
只是想见见圈圈
We just wanted to meet Hoops
我们是粉丝
We're fans
我们爱圈圈
We love Hoops
圈圈
Hoops?
怎么不早说
Why didn't you say so?
我就是圈圈
I'm Hoops
好吧老头子
Okay, old man
虽然不想说得这么直
I hate to break it to you
但圈圈是个小朋友
but Hoops is a little kid
没错我小时候就是圈圈
Yup, I was Hoops when I was a little kid
已经是多年前的事了
many years ago
你是在说有很多年了吗
You're telling me there have been many years?
我不信
I don't believe it
没错都是过去的事了
Yes, it was in the past
你怕是想把我们骗过去吧
I think you're trying to "past" one over on us
骗过去
"Past" one over
我没听懂
I don't get it
你们又算老几呆呆小呆瓜
What are you, a couple of dizzy ding dongs?
他说了圈圈的口头禅
He said Hoops' catchphrase
呆呆小呆瓜
"Ya dizzy ding dongs"
呆呆小呆瓜
Ya dizzy ding dongs
派大星助步器老头就是圈圈
Patrick, "Old Man" Walker is Hoops
只是稍微有点腐烂了