海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S14E04

Part 3 Dec. 17, 2024, 8:16 p.m.

我这叫漂亮是吧
I look fantastic, huh?
别走
Wait
我没在嘲笑你
I'm not laughing at you
我真的很喜欢那顶帽子
I really like that hat
牛奶撒了你都哭
You're crying over spilled milk
[ cry over spilled milk：后悔无用 ]
抱歉
Sorry
抱歉
Sorry
抱歉
Sorry
蟹堡王
要是能赶到厨房♥去
OK, if I can just make it to the kitchen
就不会有谁听到我在笑了
nobody will hear me laughing
海绵宝宝麻烦你进厨房♥去
SpongeBob, kindly get in the kitchen
从我的脸上下来
And off of my face
你的脸
Your face?
我脸哪好笑了
What's so funny about my face?
没什么好笑的不关你的
Well, there's nothing funny about your--
脸
face
不要笑我
Don't laugh at me
我反倒要笑你
I laugh at you
别听他胡说
Don't listen to him
你可美了
You're beautiful
这里不会有谁听到我笑
Nobody will hear my laughs in here
我还要吃东西呢
I'm eating here
这家餐厅为什么在笑我
Why is the restaurant laughing at us?
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
你的笑声恶作剧
Your little laughing prank
把我客人全吓跑了
just scared away all the customers
解释清楚小子
Explain yourself, boyo
他在笑我的脸蟹老板
He's laughing at my face, Mr. Krabs
我没在笑你章鱼哥
I'm not laughing at you, Squidward
我什么都没笑
I'm not laughing at anything
蟹老板怎么办
Mr. Krabs, what do I do?
想点别的什么好事别笑了
Think of happy thoughts and just knock it off
冒犯到我了
I am offended
没人来接我菲菲的单
There is no one here to take my Fifi's order
千分万分对不起上流小姐
Gold-plated sorries, Lady Upturn
章鱼哥先生
Mr. Squidward
马上就会给你接贵宾专用订单
will take your very important order right away
我需要救护车
I need an ambulance
我遭遇了不幸你竟然还敢笑
How dare you laugh at my misfortune
蟹老板马上解雇这个白♥痴♥
Mr. Krabs, fire this cretin at once
听到了吧
You heard her
等你啥时候不笑不犯傻了再回来
Come back when you're not a giggling idiot
不准回来
Don't come back?
可是蟹老板我不是故意要笑的
But, Mr. Krabs, I'm not laughing on purpose
他在嘲笑你菲菲
He's laughing at you, Fifi
对不起菲菲
I'm sorry, Fifi
我是个怪物
I'm a monster
得躲起来
I got to hide
那样我的笑声就不会伤及无辜了
That way, my laughter won't hurt anyone else
非常好
OK, good
一片黑
It's dark
看不到东西就没得笑了
If there's nothing to see, there's nothing to laugh at
对吧
Right?
今天要对机器人动手术
Today, we will be operating on a robot
机器人
Robot
太刺♥激♥了
How exciting
接下来会怎么做呢
What will they think of next?
我先开始拧松第一颗螺栓
I will begin by loosening the first bolt
护士扳手
Nurse, wrench
还挺紧的
This is really on tight
护士海绵
Nurse, sponge
手术室里禁止大笑
Laughing is not allowed in the operating room
给我出去
Get out of here
我是医生了
I am the surgeon now
我是医生了
I am the surgeon now
我是医生了
I am the surgeon now
迷人
Fascinating
急诊
不好笑
That is not funny
通缉
爱笑疯子
墓地
墓地
The cemetery
墓地里面没什么好笑的
There's nothing funny in a cemetery
还是就在这里度过余生好了
Maybe I'll just live the rest of my life here
小丑
Clowns?
完了
Oh, no
世上有两种小丑
There are two kinds of clowns in this world
皮笑肉不笑的小丑
clowns that are only laughing on the outside
以及肉笑皮不笑的小丑
and clowns that are only laughing on the inside
闪鼻小丑皮笑肉也笑
Sparkle Nose the Clown was both
因此成为了明星
and that's what made him a star
好庄重
So solemn
得回避一下
I should leave
天啊我坐在尸体上面
Holy herring, I'm squatting on a corpse
能不能别坐我胸口
Would you get off my chest?
你还活着
You're alive?
我当然还活着了
Of course, I'm alive
这可是生前葬礼全让你搞砸了
This is a living funeral, and you're ruining it
[ 生前葬礼：在世时为自己举办的葬礼 ]
抱歉
Sorry
我没在笑你闪鼻
I'm not laughing at you, Sparkle Nose
我这就从你胸口上下去
I'll just get off of your chest
我对花环上的花粉过敏
I'm allergic to wreath pollen
快逃啊他要爆♥炸♥了
Cheese it, he's going to blow
抱歉
Sorry
你把我的小丑葬礼变成了笑话
You turned my clown funeral into a joke
原谅我闪鼻
Forgive me, Sparkle Nose
禁止游荡
几小时后可怜的海绵宝宝
Hours later, poor SpongeBob
依然笑得停不下来
still could not stop laughing
他的嘴笑到合不拢张得特别大
And his laughing mouth got so big
占满了一整张脸
it took over his whole face
我都已经笑累了
I'm tired of all this cackling and chuckling
真的好想
I feel more like I want to--
七大洋影院正在放映
悲泣最悲伤的电影
悲泣
"Weep"?
最悲伤的电影
"The saddest movie ever"
有了
That's it
一开始是电影害我笑的
A movie started my laughing
再看一部应该就不会再笑了
Maybe a movie can stop it
抱歉
I'm sorry
我忍♥不住
I can't hold it
奶奶
Grandma?
你也笑得停不下来
You can't stop laughing either?
那当然了宝贝儿子
Of course not, dearie
我的爱笑骨好多年前就卡住了
My funny bone got stuck years ago
那时我跟你一样大
when I was your age
你的爱笑骨
Your funny bone?
没错
That's right
我们全家都会这样
It happens to everyone in our family
你要为自己的笑声自豪海绵宝宝
Be proud of that laugh, SpongeBob
海绵家就应该要笑对生活
To be a SquarePants is to laugh loud at life
跟我一起哈哈大笑吧
Enjoy a good laugh with me
谢了奶奶
Thanks, Grandma
这种悲情电影总能逗得我笑
These tearjerker movies always crack me up
我爆米花吃光了
I'm all out of popcorn
这下悲剧了
Now it's a tragedy