海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S14E05

Part 1 Dec. 17, 2024, 8:16 p.m.

准备好了吗孩子们
Are you ready, kids?
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
我听不见
I can't hear you
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
是谁住在深海的大菠萝里
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
方方黄黄伸缩自如
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
如果四处探险是你的愿望
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
准备
Ready
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
蟹堡王
这是什么意思章鱼哥先生
What's the meaning of this, Mr. Squidward?
别问我
Don't ask me
去问海绵宝宝
Ask SpongeBob
妈可以不用削蟹黄堡的皮的
Mom, you don't need to cut the crust off the Krabby Patty
这是在做快餐
We are making fast food
爱要慢慢来乖儿子
Love takes time, darling
把番茄给我
Now hand me a tomato
我来把它雕成玫瑰装饰
so I can carve it into a rose garnish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
这到底是怎么回事
What in blue blazes is going on in--
海绵太太好
Hello, Mrs. SquarePants
你好啊尤金
Well, hello, Eugene
我在学做蟹黄堡
I'm learning how to make Krabby Patties
真可爱
How lovely
我能借用一下你儿子吗
May I borrow your son for just a moment?
到底怎么回事小子
What is going on here, boy-o?
你妈怎么会在厨房♥里
Why is your mother in the kitchen?
你看看外面的客人
Just take a look at that crowd
所以我以后再也不出来堂食了
This is why I never go out to eat anymore
你妈不关我蟹堡王的事
Your mommy has no business at my business
送她回家去
Send her home
可是蟹老板
But Mr. Krabs
官方员工日历上面写着今天是
the official employee calendar says it's
带妈妈上班日
Bring Your Mom to Work Day
妈妈日
可惜我忘了
Too bad I forgot
实在是太糟糕了
Boy, that would have been awful
想到我妈一来会出啥乱就让我害怕
It shivers me timbers to think
what a disaster my mom would make if she was here
大家放心
Don't you worry, fellas
我把你们的妈也请来了
I invited your moms too
什么
What?
你可真贴心啊海绵宝宝
How thoughtful of you, SpongeBob
来都来了
Well, we're here
那就别闹了给我看看你办的正事
so stop your horseplay and show me what you do
妈你把我脸都丢光了
Mother, you're embarrassing me
我不知道你是在笑什么尤金
I don't know what you're chuckling about, Eugene
放眼望去全都是在浪费钱
There's wasted money everywhere I look
上次换炸锅里的油是什么时候
When was the last time you changed the oil in this fryer?
每天都换
We change it every day, ma'am
浪费
Waste
只能一年一换
Should be but once a year
用真番茄做的番茄酱
Real tomato ketchup
浪费
Waste
你厕所里的厕纸肯定是双层的吧
I bet in your latrine you use two-ply toilet paper
只用单层的
We use one-ply
搞得跟纸是树上长的一样
As if it grows on trees
浪费
Waste
应该得用半层的
It should be half-ply
利润要想节节攀升
Your profits would be much higher
就不准花钱大手大脚
if you stopped spending willy-nilly
好的老妈
Yes, Mama
别忘了要多笑儿子
Remember to smile, son
我的餐呢
Where's my food?
抱歉耽搁了先生
I'm sorry for the delay, sir
你的餐马上就到
Your order will be up soon
我又没要你不鄙视客人了
I didn't say lose your disdain
而且也别瘫着了
And don't slouch
会伤到脊椎
You'll ruin your spine
我可是无脊椎动物老妈
I'm an invertebrate, Mother
不许顶嘴
And no back talk
好老妈
Yes, Mother
这鄙视就挺好
Nice disdain
但给客人鄙视就够了
But save it for the customers
老头简金斯的餐好了
Order up for Old Man Jenkins
一份去皮蟹黄堡加一份配菜沙拉
One Krabby Patty with crust removed and one side salad
我点的是薯条不是沙拉
I ordered fries, not a salad
薯条就在沙拉里面
The fries are in the salad
那我尝尝看
Okay, I'll try it
单纯只是饿了才勉强吃
But only 'cause I'm so hungry
让我想起了我妈在我小时候的厨艺
It reminds me of my mother's cooking when I was but a boy
梦回童年让我好开心
I'm filled with childish glee
大家的餐我都做好了
I made everyone's orders
我妈不懂快餐
My mom doesn't understand fast food--
但我懂
not the way I do
她做蟹黄堡要做大半天
Her cooking takes forever
是因为她在里面加了爱
because she adds love
你是说这个蟹黄堡里没有爱吗
You mean there's no love in this Krabby Patty?
现在我只能吃出来快
Now all I taste is the fast
我要求退钱
I demand a refund
给我一点爱
Give me some love
退钱
我也要
Yeah, me too
都够了
Okay, that's enough
不准退钱
There'll be no refunds
这里面可是有爱的
You see, there is love here
我对你们钱的爱
My love for your money
你们应该不会拆散我们吧
You don't want to break us up, do ya?
把钱还回来
Give me my money back
要爱餐
不要快餐
爱去哪了
Where's the love?
我们儿子很明显上班不用功
Clearly, our sons aren't working hard enough
相信我的话最失望的明明就是我们
Believe me when I say
no one is more disappointed than we
他们的妈
their mothers
我还以为我们教导有方
We thought we taught them better
为了避免大乱
To avert this disaster
我们要接手蟹堡王
we're going to take over the restaurant
给我们儿子做正确的示范
and show our boys how it's done
可是老妈
But Mama
闭嘴
Zip it
你们三个去羞羞脸墙角面壁思过
And to the shame corner with you three
羞羞脸墙角
现在来把这里打理干净吧
Now time to spruce this place up
妈妈王
家常菜
妈妈王家常菜
"Mama Krabs Home-style Cooking"?
一定会出大乱子
This is gonna be a disaster
看看她们对我蟹堡王怎么了
Look at what they did to me restaurant
这里看着很有家的感觉
I think the place looks homey
真想要家的感觉还不如待家里
If I wanted "homey," I'd stay at home
她们这样会花掉我不少钱
This is costing me a fortune
海绵太太早就把这些
Actually, Mrs. SquarePants had all this stuff
都放她船的后备箱了
in the trunk of her boat
好妈妈有备无患
A mother is always prepared
我们几家的妈到最后肯定都会崩溃
Eventually, our moms will crash and burn
然后我们就夺回蟹堡王
And then we'll reclaim the Krusty Krab
那看来马上就能夺回来了
Looks like it's gonna happen sooner than later
看看谁来了
Look who just arrived