海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S14E06

Part 2 Dec. 17, 2024, 8:16 p.m.

They're late today
探戈大♥师♥到了
The tango masters have arrived
抱歉迟到了
Sorry we're late
海霸王得换条干净内♥裤♥
Bubble Bass needed clean underwear
老妈
Mother
海霸王和他妈
Bubble Bass and his mom?
没错
That's right
我跟老妈已经赢了海底探戈锦标赛
Mother and I have won the Undersea Tango Championship
连续三年了
three years in a row
我们最强
We're the best
但是不知怎的毫无预兆
But yet somehow, and without warning
我们才最强
we're the best
斗舞的气息扑面而来
I smell a dance-off
昆虫优先
Insects first
哒哒
Ta-da
来跳赢我们啊
Well, try and out-tango that
那我们就跳了
Don't mind if we do
我说我们最强
I said we're the best
紧紧相拥
Abrazo
看来有谁点了霸王三明治
Looks like someone ordered a Bass sandwich
虽然很有趣
Well, that was fun
但我们似乎还不够霸道
But I guess we're not aggressive enough
称不上最强
to be the best
谁都不可能比我们还霸道
Nobody is more aggressive than us
他们就只是练得多而已
They just have more practice
要是能有办法作弊就好了
If only there was some way we could cheat
让他们见识一下谁最强
and show them who's really the best
还是回去吧谢尔顿
Let's just go home, Sheldon
给这个从你口袋里掉出来了
Here, this fell out of your pocket
是我的瑞瑞射线
It's my Ray-Ray ray
可以把我变成
the device that turns me into
发型更帅的另一个人格瑞瑞
my alter ego with great hair, Ray-Ray
这样我就可以更霸道了
That'll make me more aggressive
还真是痞老板
You're right, Plankton
只有我的瑞瑞可以掌控全局
My Ray-Ray is the only one who could take charge of this
不要动
Hold still
在下瑞瑞宝贝
It's Ray-Ray, baby
抱歉射错老头了
Sorry, wrong old man
在下瑞瑞宝贝
It's Ray-Ray, baby
看来有谁点了份冰冷的复仇大餐
Looks like someone ordered a cold plate of revenge
而且还要把脸丢光
With extra humiliation
探戈重赛宝贝
Tango rematch, honey
不要
No
加油瑞瑞
Go, Ray-Ray, go
虽然我想恨痞老板夫妇
I want to hate the Planktons
但他们也太强了
but they're so good
没事没事
There, there, there
他跳舞的样子好像天使
He dances like an angel
死亡天使
Of death
以探戈赋予我的权力
By the tango vested in me
我正式宣布凯伦与瑞瑞
I pronounce Karen and Ray-Ray
是我的尖子生宝贝
my top students, honey
成功了瑞瑞
We did it, Ray-Ray
我们最强
We're the best
生日快乐凯伦小可爱
Happy birthday, Karen-cakes
世界之巅
top of the world
现在来收尾
Now for the big finish
不好了
Oh, no
摩擦力太强了
Too much friction
我的
My--
我的腿
My legs
抱歉那是我的台词
Sorry, that's my line
给痞老板
Here, Plankton
可以借用我的腿
you can borrow my legs
不用了
No, thanks
我的已经长回来了
Mine are growing back already
谢谢凯伦
Thank you, Karen
一个探戈两人跳
It takes two to tango
过来吧瑞瑞
Come here, Ray-Ray
在下瑞瑞宝贝
The name's Ray-Ray, baby
食灵之书
裤头村
咖啡壶
我好爱早餐
I just love breakfast
早餐钱花得再多也没关系
I don't mind overpaying if it's breakfast
这钱看得我垂涎三尺
That money looks tasty
能别闹了吗
Do you mind?
抱歉
Sorry
这么多吃早餐的看得我又饿又渴
All these people eating breakfast is making me hungry
渴望多来一点客人
Hungry for more customers that is
说到客人别来烦我客人
Speaking of customers, stop bothering mine
蟹堡王
这一踢开启了我的全新一天
Well, that sure kick-started my day
早安蟹老板
Morning, Mr. Krabs
早安蟹堡王的员工们
Good morning, Krusty crew
我有个金点子要用在蟹堡王上
I have a fantastic idea for me restaurant
要去月球开蟹堡王吗
We're opening a Krusty Krab on the moon?
要永远关门了吗
We're closing down forever?
什么
What?
不对
No
从现在起蟹堡王要开始供应早餐了
From now on, the Krusty Krab
will start serving breakfast
你们两个要更早来上班
And you two get to come to work even earlier
好啊我可以做蟹黄堡当早餐了
Oh, boy, I get to make Krabby Patties for breakfast
不对不对不对
No, no, no, no, no
大家才不会一大早来吃蟹黄堡
People don't want patties in the morning
大家会想吃培根煎蛋和薯饼
They want bacon and eggs and hash browns
就那种一般的早餐
You know, breakfast stuff
看看你能不能当场做一份煎饼小子
See if you can whip up a stack of pancakes, boy-o
好的老板
Yes, sir
吃一口看看质量如何章鱼哥先生
Give it the old mouth test, Mr. Squidward
这煎饼味道像蟹黄堡
These pancakes taste like a Krabby Patty
看来我只会做蟹黄堡
I guess I only know how to cook Krabby Patties
我就怕这种事
I was afraid of this
快去一趟书店
Go down to the bookstore
把我预订的早餐菜谱取回来
and pick up the breakfast cookbook I ordered
得让你的本领稍微增进一点点小子
You need to expand your repertoire a bit, boy-o
书
你好我来帮蟹老板取食谱
Hello, I'm here to pick up a cookbook for Mr. Krabs
那当然了先生
Well, of course, sir
早餐魔法
作者吉米叔叔
早餐魔法
作者吉米叔叔
拿去吧
Here you go
你确定就是这本书吗
Are you sure this is the right book?
看着差不多
Looks right to me
不好意思
Pardon me
这起司男孩挺有礼貌
What a polite little hunk of cheese
我先前订了本书暂存在这
I have a book on hold
订购者姓女巫名邪恶
last name Witch, first name Evil
好的
Certainly
一定就是这本
Must be this one
你的书女士
Your book, ma'am
我忘戴眼镜了
I forgot my spectacles
你确定就是我订购的魔法书吗
Hey, buddy, you sure this is the magic book I ordered?
非常确定
Pretty sure
你说是就是
If you say so
蟹堡王正在供应早餐
我取到菜谱了蟹老板
I got the cookbook, Mr. Krabs
快点小子
Hurry up, boy-o
要知道早餐可不会整天供应
Breakfast don't last all day, you know
爱情魔药
爱情魔药召唤恶魔
Love potions, summoning demons
恶魔召唤
与亡灵共存
the undead and you
与亡灵共存
早餐