海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S14E01

Part 2 Dec. 17, 2024, 8:16 p.m.

我来试试
Let me try
让技法浮现在脑海中
Visualize the technique
一抓一转剩下的全部交给重力
Grab, twist, and let gravity do the rest
闭嘴
Shut up
你害我分心了
You're distracting me
成功了
I did it
当面打脸了臭脚
In your face, feet
恭喜你痞老板
Congratulations, Plankton
但要记住这种技法
But remember, this technique
只能用来自卫不能图谋不轨
is to be used strictly for self-defense
那当然珊迪师♥傅♥
Of course, Sensei Sandy
眨眼
Wink
再也不见
Buh-bye
珊迪你能送我去医院吗
Sandy, could you give me a ride to the hospital?
好啊海绵宝宝
Sure, SpongeBob
好谁想来打架
All right, who's looking to rumble?
你
You
这是什么无法解释的自然之力
What unexplained force of nature?
我感觉好强大
I feel so powerful
忍♥不住要使出这身力量干坏事了
And I can't help but use that power for evil
蟹堡王
老螃蟹
Oh, Krabsy
我回来了
I'm home
现在没人能阻止我了
No one can stop me now
秘密配方就要归我了
That secret formula will be mine
痞老板
Plankton?
怎么是痞老板
No, not Plankton
成功了
I made it
忍♥者保安
Security ninjas?
老螃蟹考虑得还真周到
Krabs thinks of everything
放马过来
Bring it on
敲敲门
Knock, knock
痞老板
Plankton
你是怎么绕过我的忍♥者保安的
How did you get past me security ninjas?
用空手道绕过的
With the art of karate
既然我现在会防身了
Now that I can defend myself
你的双脚要完蛋了
your feet are all doomed
等下你绝对笑不出来
You won't be laughing
我马上就要使出终极踩脚终结神功
once I use my ultimate foot-stomping finisher
跟你说个坏消息痞老板
Bad news for you, Plankton
我没有脚
I don't have any feet
你什么
You what?
真是倒霉透了
Just my luck, I guess
任人践踏的失败滋味是不是很熟悉啊
The old familiar sting of "de-feet," aye?
医院
急诊
再过六到八个星期
Six to eight weeks
我就又能去蟹堡王发动进攻了
before I can attack the Krusty Krab again
好吧
Oh, well
起码我再也不用做牵引治疗了
At least I'm not in traction anymore
好耶
Oh, boy
只要再等六到八个星期
Only six to eight weeks
我就又能去蟹堡王上班了
before I can work at the Krusty Krab again
空手道真讨
Karate is a pain in the--
为泡芙健身
欢迎来到酷乐湖
不好意思小姐
Excuse me, Miss
这位子占了吗
Is this seat taken?
现在就占了水手
It is now, Sailor
三声铃♥声♥
Three bells?
午餐时间到了
It's lunchtime
最好弄点吃的来
Better get some food
卖♥♥奶酪火锅的
Oh, Fondue Man
小费才半毛钱
A 5 cent tip?
可真谢谢你了先生
Thanks a lot, Mister
奶酪火锅
Fondue
最适合海滩约会的食物
The perfect food for a beach date
好
OK
好
OK
好
OK
不对
No
刚刚吃得真爽
Now, that was a meal
你说要不要
What do you say
下酷乐湖浪漫游个泳呢我的甜心
to a romantic dip in the goo, my sweet?
我确实挺想洗掉身上沾到的奶酪
Well, I suppose I could wash off some of this cheese
尤金
Eugene
逆流卷走我了
The undertow's got me
救命
Help
救生员
激流里浮着个大屁♥股♥
Rump in a riptide
我来救你了兄弟
I gotcha, bro
谢谢你拉里
Thank you, Larry
谢谢
Thank you
谢谢
Thank you
谢谢
Thank you
尤金不必多说
Eugene, don't try to talk
我先带你回家
I'd better take you home
再见拉里
Bye, Larry
再次谢谢你了
Thanks again
拉里随时出马
Larry's always ready to step in
蟹堡王
跟你说吧小子
I'm telling you, boy-o
那一吻那一浪
that kiss, that wave--
我就快把我可爱的泡芙
I'm losing me sweet Puff
输给一个外壳发亮的小白脸了
to a shiny-shelled boy toy
可能是你看错了吧
Well, maybe your eyes were confused
不对
No
她就爱拉里的肌肉
She loved Larry's muscles
她都烦透了我这奶酪火锅老皮囊
She's sick of this old sack of fondue
听着蟹老板
Look, Mr. K
泡芙老师肯定爱的是你的内在
I'm sure Mrs. Puff loves you for who you are
而不是你有多少肌肉
not how many muscles you have
看
Look
看好了小子
Look, boy
衣服里面没晒黑外壳软弱又无力
This farmer's tan, this flabby shell
要身材没身材
so undefined
蟹到中年老吃奶酪火锅下场就这样
See the realities of middle age on an all-fondue diet
别看我
Look away
是个螃蟹都不应该这副德行
No crab should look like this
没别的选择了小子
There's only one option, boy-o
一定得在下次约会前练好身材
I gotta get in shape before me next date
你也来帮忙
And you're gonna help
拉里健身房♥
那只壮龙虾肯定不认识我
That crustaceous hunk doesn't know who I am
也不知道我♥干♥嘛来小子
or why I'm here, boy-o
加把劲
Go, go, go
好好
Yeah, yeah
冲冲冲冲
Go, go, go, go
流汗
Sweat
我不该来的
This was a mistake
弃健身房♥逃命啊
Abandon gym
你能行的蟹老板
You can do this, Mr. Krabs
全是为了泡芙老师
Do it for Mrs. Puff
你说得对
You're right
我要为泡芙健身
I'll do it for Puff
欢迎光临我的健身神殿
Welcome to my temple of the bods
少给我推销了
Save the sales pitch
我能行的
I got this
跟你说那个其实是给
You know, that's actually for--
举重举完了
Finished me reps
好吧
OK
我可以教你怎么
I can show you how to--
好
OK
心率上来了
Got me heart rate up