海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S14E10

Part 1 Dec. 17, 2024, 8:16 p.m.

准备好了吗孩子们
Are you ready, kids?
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
我听不见
I can't hear you
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
是谁住在深海的大菠萝里
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
方方黄黄伸缩自如
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
如果四处探险是你的愿望
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
准备
Ready
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
听好我想说的是
Look, all I'm saying
在恐怖中生存可是有规矩的
is there are rules to surviving horror
就比如不能单独离开
Like, don't go off alone
不能说我马上回来
don't say "I'll be right back,"
不能亲亲抱抱
and no canoodling
更不能瞎扯淡
And don't be ridiculous
你们表现得也太幼稚了
You're all acting like a bunch of babies
我才不怕什么生物
I'm not afraid of any creature
或者斧头杀人魔什么的
or axe murderer or whatever
真要有什么可怕玩意冲我来
If anything scary came at me
我就这样打他再那样打他
I'd hit him like this, and I'd hit him like that
太好笑了凯伦
Very funny, Karen
太好笑了
Very funny
走了爱搞笑的
Come on, Chuckles
离开这个儿童烧烤野餐会
Let's blow this weenie roast
一起亲亲抱抱
and "canoodle"
我要是你就不会那么做
I wouldn't do that if I were you
我的事你都做不来怪东西
You wouldn't do anything I would do, weirdo
烤棉花糖饼
S'mores
你知道那是松果吧
You know that's a pinecone, right?
松果可以给我多来点
S'more pinecone for me
[ s'more（烤棉花糖饼）
与 that's more（有更多）谐音 ]
辣辣的小恶魔
Spicy little devil
还是讲点故事吧
Maybe we should tell stories
省得老是去想黑暗中潜伏的鬼影
to keep our minds off
the terrifying horror that lurks in the dark
我先讲
I'll start
从前有一个夜晚就跟今晚一样
It was a night just like tonight
在一座废弃老营地就跟这里一样
in an old abandoned camp just like this one
有着这么一个家伙
But there was something out there
在林中四处潜行十分恐怖
something spooky that prowled in the woods
你认真的吗
Seriously?
要讲露营鬼故事
A scary camping story?
我现在就只记得这个故事
It's the only story I can remember right now
快讲血腥斧头杀人魔那段情节吧
Tell the part with all the bloody axe-murdering
不行
No
差不多行了
All right, that's it
别围着营火了
No more campfire
一定要团结在一起
We're all gonna stay together
到从前住过的小船小屋过夜
in the old Dinghy Cabin until morning
好办法
Good idea
我去找痞老板跟凯伦
I'll go get Plankton and Karen
我马上回来
I'll be right back
她死定了
She's dead
我们从前住过的小屋
Our old cabin
感觉是间危房♥
It's a fixer-upper
拆房♥还差不多
More like a tearer-downer
我要睡上铺
I call top bunk
海绵宝宝好像已经有谁
SpongeBob, I think there's someone
睡在床上了
sleeping in this bunk bed
我能昏倒了吗
Can I faint now?
请便
Be my guest
得拿这位怎么办
What do I do with this?
好耶
Yes
我上一垒了
I made it to first base
[ 一垒：棒球术语，也指男女亲亲抱抱 ]
找到你们了
There you are
你们好
Hello
你什么毛病啊
What is wrong with you?
我差点就心脏病发了
I almost had a heart attack
干嘛戴面具
What's with the mask?
别那么夸张
Don't be so dramatic
我只是在林中找到了从前的冰球器材
I just found
some of my old hockey equipment in the woods
我的名字还写在上面
It's still got my name on it
往日时光真美好
Good times
痞老板
Plankton?
凯伦
Karen?
我知道你们只是想吓我
Come on, I know you're just trying to scare me
我的老冰车啊
Holy Zamboni
我刚刚讲到哪来着了
All right, so where was I?
对了想起来了
Oh, yeah, I remember now
有这么一个可怕的家伙
There was something spooky out there
在林中四处潜行
prowling around in the woods
发出了可怕的尖叫声
and it made a terrifying shriek
辅♥导♥员勿入
我没心情再怕下去了
I'm tired of being scared
我也是
Me too
我还有心情怕下去
I'm not tired of being scared yet
大家快来是时候反击了
Come on, fellers, it's time we fought back
是怪怪怪客
The C-C-C-Creeper
章鱼哥
Squidward?
派大星
Patrick
起码章鱼哥平安无事
At least Squidward's safe
是你们
You guys?
你们几个白♥痴♥来干什么
What are you idiots doing here?
我们是来开珊瑚营地团圆会的
We're here for the Kamp Koral reunion
你也是吗
Aren't you?
团圆会
Reunion?
才不是我已经待这里一周了
No, I've been here for a week
自从我被禁止
ever since I was banned
在裤头村吹竖笛就这样了
from playing clarinet in Bikini Bottom
城市最近确实比较宁静了些
The city has been rather peaceful lately
你就没发现
Didn't you notice
我已经整整一周没去上班了吗
that I haven't been at work for a whole week?
我都当你是在上厕所
I assumed you were just on a bathroom break
你肯定有收到邀请吧
You must have gotten an invite
等一下
Hold on
这封应该是你的
I believe this is yours
这封信是寄给助步器老头的
This letter is for Old Man Walker
压根就没参加过这夏令营
He never even went to this camp
好一个胜地全让你们白♥痴♥毁了
You idiots ruined my perfect getaway
这下只好再次逃离了
Now I have to get away again--
从头再来
all over again
果不其然
Typical
不要别走
No, wait
别单独出去啊
Don't go out alone
章鱼哥
Squidward
太迟了
It's too late
他消失了
He's vanished
大家全都消失了
Everybody's vanished
全都消失了
Everybody?
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
救命我要消失了
Help, I'm vanishing
加把劲派大星
Come on, Patrick
显形啊
materialize
没事吧兄弟
Are you OK, buddy?
不知道
I don't know