海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S14E01

Part 3 Dec. 17, 2024, 8:16 p.m.

蟹老板
Mr. Krabs?
没听说过那谁
Never heard of him
第一天来一定不好意思了
Must be shy about his first day
如果你想健身我很乐意帮你训练
If you want to work out, I'd be happy to help train you
好多半确实得来点指导
Yeah, maybe I could use a few pointers
你先试试做点自♥由♥重量训练
Let's just try lifting some free weights
[ 自♥由♥重量：指可以举起并四处移♥动♥的
任何重量的器材，如哑铃 ]
拉里你看我举起来了
Look, Larry, I'm doing it
海绵
Sponge--
不许偷自♥由♥重量器材兄弟
No stealing the free weights, bro
不是说免费吗
Well, are they free or not?
自由
从来没见过你这么不乐意健身的家伙
I've never met anyone as workout-averse as you
可我真不知道要怎么激励你
I just don't know how to motivate you
我知道怎么激励他
I know how to motivate him
钱钱
Money, money
钱
Money
钱
Money
钱
Money
钱
Money
你这办法好小兄弟
Nice trick, little dude
也没什么
That's nothing
我骗他吃药才叫好看呢
You should see how I get him to take his pills
好耶
Yeah
一周后
蒸汽浴室
健身健得真久啊
That was one heck of a workout
来看看连续健了168小时的身
Time to see what 168 straight hours of exercise
效果变得怎么样
does to the body
怎么回事拉里
What's the deal, Larry?
我怎么没变壮
Why ain't I ripped?
健身得健一辈子兄弟
Fitness is a lifelong journey, bro
只练一周没法改变体格
Can't change your physique in a week
桑拿房♥见兄弟们
See you bros in the sauna
没法改变体格是吧
No one can change their physique, eh?
你好啊女士
Hey there, ma'am
这片海滩占了吗
Is this beach taken?
天啊
Oh, my
尤金你身材真好
Eugene, you're so well-defined
尤金
Eugene?
好
Yeah
好
Yeah
看一看
Take a look
这就是长肌肉各位
These are called gains, people
好
Yeah
肌肉真棒蟹老板
Nice pecs, Mr. Krabs
我们爱你
We love you
我们爱你
We love you
全世界最壮的螃蟹
Strongest crab in the world
天不怕地不怕
I fear no man
老螃蟹
Krabs
拉里
Larry?
蟹老板
贻贝海滩
我要把你砸出我的壳兄弟
I'm going to crack you right out of my shell, bro
蟹老板真帅气
Mr. Krabs, looking good
那是拉里吗
Was that Larry?
他一定有好几分钟没健身了
He must have stopped working out for a few minutes
奶酪火锅
Fondue?
在海滩上
At the beach?
拉里有危险了
Larry's in trouble
来个谁快救救他
Someone save him
谁来给救生员救生啊
Who will lifeguard the lifeguards?
卖♥♥奶酪火锅的
Fondue Man
好
Yeah
好
Yeah
行
OK
好耶
Oh, yeah
没错我把场面救回来了
That's right, saving the day over here
你现在觉得我怎么样阿芙
What do you think of me now, Puffykins?
你家老螃蟹可真是个英雄
Your old Krabsy is quite the hero
拜托
Puh-lease
我可不喜欢只顾自己的肌肉男
I'm not into muscle-bound, self-centered jerks
说什么
What's that?
我爱的男生就该稍微轻软一点
I like my boys a little soft around the edges
所以我跟拉里明天要来海滩约会
That's why Larry and I have a beach date tomorrow
拉里喜欢海滩约会
Larry loves beach dates
海滩约会
Beach date?
别走
Wait
我闹着玩的
I was kidding
我这身肌肉都是幌子
The muscles were just a ruse
泡芙
Puffy
你看
See
回来啊
Come back
阿芙我可软了
Puffykins, I'm soft