实习医生风云（2001）
Scrubs S04E23
Part 1
Dec. 16, 2020, 4:37 p.m.
第四季 第二十三集
【实习医生风云】
One of the reasons Turk and I are so popular around here
我和Turk如此受欢迎的原因之一
is that we love helping our fellow doctors.
就是我们超爱帮助同事们
Hey, Hooch. That's my name. Don't wear it out.
嘿 Hooch 那是我名字 不要乱用
Classic Hooch. Listen, even though I'm not gonna be paid,
经典Hooch风啊 听着 虽然没什么酬劳
I'm gonna cover your shift to the clinic tonight
但我还是会帮你代今晚的门诊排班
so you can do Mr Schindler's endoscopy.
这样你就可以做Schindler先生的内镜检查了
I'll cross-cover all of Dr Turner's patients
而我会接管Turner的病人
so Turner can assist you on the procedure.
这样他就可以来做你的助手啦
Why you guys going through so much trouble?
你们整这么麻烦干什么
Who's doing the endoscopy on Mr Schindler?
谁来做Schindler先生的内镜检查
Turner and Hooch! Turner and Hooch!
Turner和Hooch Turner和Hooch
All right!
好吧
Were you just Hooch?
刚才是不是你演Hooch
Everyone hates you guys.
所有人都讨厌你们
Oh,Hooch. Hooch is crazy!
喔 Hooch Hooch太疯狂了
As much as Hooch loved us,
这样一来不仅Hooch超爱我们
it was even better to see Turk happy.
更重要的是能哄Turk高兴
See, he and Carla had recently started couples therapy,
他和Carla最近正在做夫妻咨♥询♥
and I'm not sure he was enjoying it.
我觉得他不喜欢这个
Carla says you cry after you orgasm.
Carla说你高♥潮♥之后会哭
Would you like to talk about that?
你想谈谈这事吗
No, not really.
不 不想
I decided to help their marriage by moving out,
我决定搬出去来拯救他们的婚姻
partly because Carla and I had accidentally kissed and messed things up,
一小部分原因是我和Carla不小心接了吻犯了错
but mostly because it was time.
主要还是因为我是时候该搬走了
Still, finding an apartment has not been easy.
但是找房♥子很不容易
I'm so sorry about your father.
很遗憾你们父亲去世了
I'm sure he lived a wonderful life
我相信他度过了美好的一生
at 14 Maple Drive, apartment 4B.
就在他枫树大街的4B号♥公♥寓♥里
Was he lucky enough to
他生前是否有幸
enjoy a washer and dryer in his unit while he was alive?
享用过洗衣机和烘干机呢
Ever mention any hot neighbours?
有没有提到过什么性感的邻居呢
What are you doing in the on-call room?
你们在值班室干什么
Nothing.
没干什么
I gotta go. OK.
我得走了 好吧
Thankfully, Turk had gotten over the whole kissing incident.
谢天谢地 Turk终于从那次接吻意外里挺过来了
Still, there's a weird new thing he does whenever he says goodbye.
但在每次说再见的时候又多了个新毛病
OK, I'll see you around.
好吧 回头见
Agh!Peace, homey.
嗷 温柔点 室友
Uh, do you guys think that Clarissa is more attractive than me?
呃 你们觉得Clarissa比我更有魅力吗
Yes.
是啊
Who's Clarissa?
谁是Clarissa
She is the short, balding woman in the pharmacy.
药房♥那个矮个秃顶的女人
Oh, then, definitely yes.
哦 那绝对是啊
She just got engaged.bad comb-over and all.
她刚刚订婚了 就她那个狂疏头发强行遮秃的样子
When Clarissa beats you to the altar,
当Clarissa先你一步走上圣坛结婚的时候
it might be time to hang up the ovaries.
或许你就该自挂卵巢收工了
Too mean.
嘴真毒
How am I supposed to meet a guy worth a damn working in this place?
在这种地方工作我怎么认识像样的男人
Are the guys here really that bad?
这里的男人真有那么差吗
Twelve minutes door to door!
全程十二分钟
That's a personal best, suckos!
个人最佳 笨蛋们
Nurse, suction.
护士 "吸"吧
The patient's not even here yet.
患者还没来呢
I know.
正因如此啊
I just wish once a cute, thoughtful guy would walk through the door.
我只希望能有一次个可爱贴心的男人走进这扇门
Hi. Hi.
嗨 嗨
I need some help.My neighbour fainted.
能帮个忙吗 我的邻居晕倒了
And she doesn't like ambulances, so I brought her in myself.
她不喜欢救护车 所以我只能自己抱她来了
Let me take this one, Jenny. You've got a phone call.
这个我来吧 Jenny 有电♥话♥找你
Oh. I'll call them back.
哦 我一会儿打回去
Your mom died.
你妈死了
What?
什么
Her mom's fine. It's just a little running joke we have.
她妈没事儿 我们这儿流行开这种玩笑
She'll be laughing later. Gotcha, Jenny!
她过一会儿就会笑了 骗到你了 Jenny
Dead mom jokes.Always funny.
你妈死了的笑话啊 经久不衰
So, Betty, you're back with us.
Betty 你又回来了
And I see you brought a young handsome buck with you.
而且这次还带回来个帅小伙
What are you trying to make me jealous? You know you're my gal.
你是想让我吃醋吗 你知道的 你是我的妞哦
Who are you?
你谁啊
I'm Dr Dorian. I'm the one that's taken care of you
我是Dorian医生 那个在你前19次住院的时候
the last 19 times you've been in here.
一直照看你的人啊
She's getting a little forgetful. You know how that happens.
她最近有点健忘 你懂的
Are you a relative?
你是她的家属吗
No. Neighbour.
不 是邻居
Well, I only met her once.
我只见过她一次
It was raining, and you were wearing a blue sweater.
那天下雨了 你穿了一件蓝毛衣
That's a lovely memory, Betty.
真是美好的回忆 Betty
You know what else is a lovely memory?
你知道还有什么美好回忆吗
That Sunday I spent eight hours
那个周日我花了八个小时
helping you join the Wilford Brimley fan club.
帮你加入威尔福德·布利姆雷的影迷俱乐部
You don't remember that, do you?
你不记得了 是吧
If everything's all right here, I'm kind of on my way to the airport.
这里没事了吧 我本来是要去机场的
I'm going kayaking with some friends in New Zealand.
我要和朋友一起去新西兰划皮划艇
Cool. So, what are you gonna do there?
酷哦 到那儿做什么呢
Mostly kayaking.
主要是划皮划艇
So, Betty, I'll check on you the second I get back, OK?
Betty 我一回来就会来看你的
You get better now.
你好好恢复哦
So, Elliot, the first thing we're gonna need to do is...
Elliot 我们首先要做的事就是
Is Dr Reid coming back?
Reid医生还会回来吗
Don't worry about her, Betty. You're in good hands with Dr Dorian.
别管她了 Betty 有Dorian医生在你就放心吧
Who's that? That's me, Betty. Dr Dorian.
说的是谁 就是我啊 Betty Dorian医生啊
'Cocoon'. Wilford Brimley. Steve Guttenberg, the whole day. No?
那一整天的<茧> 威尔福德·布利姆雷
'Cocoon'. Wilford Brimley. Steve Guttenberg, the whole day. No?
斯蒂夫·古根伯格 都不记得了吗
Hey, Jake. So you're probably rushing home
嘿 Jake 是不是急着回家
to wipe the old person smell off before your trip, uh?
在旅游前洗掉一身老太太味儿啊
Excuse me?
你说什么
No, I'm just kidding. I love old people.
开玩笑的 我超爱老年人
Still, there's no denying they have a distinctive smell.
但不可否认他们有一股特殊气味
I mean, it's nothing bad. It's like a... general mustiness.
我并不是说不好闻啦 闻着像是 普通的霉味
Like, you know, when you get your cast taken off,
就像刚刚拆石膏的时候
and... skin mold.
皮肤上的霉菌
Well, I got a flight to catch.
好吧 我还得去赶飞机
You guys need me to sign anything? No. You're good.
你们需要我签什么字吗 没有
OK, then.
那好吧
Hat's off there, Barbie.
脱帽致敬 芭比
That was one potent combination of verbal diarrhoea and stunned silence.
好一场不知所措的沉默与满嘴乱喷搭配的交响曲
You should have just asked him out. Men love that.
你应该直接约他 男人都喜欢这样
No, Carla, men don't love that.
不 Carla 男人不喜欢这样
It turns out we don't love picnics, foreplay, candles,
事实证明 我们不喜欢野餐 前戏 蜡烛
baths, photo albums, or when you drive so that we can relax.
泡泡浴 相册 以及你们来开车我们好放松的时候
And, as always, we're not that big on Hugh Jackman.
还有 一如既往的 我们没那么喜欢休杰克曼
Look here. The only thing men actually care about
听我说 关于约会 男人唯一
as far as dating is concerned is the chase.
感兴趣的就是追逐的过程
If you want that guy to look your way,
你想让那个男人多看你两眼
listen to me carefully, ignore the living hell out of him.
听好了 完完全全无视他
That's the worst advice I've ever heard.
这是我听过最糟的建议
Good point. Carla.
说得好 Carla
Say, you don't happen to have any other gems wanna lay on us
在你赶去进行夫妻咨♥询♥
before you run off to couples therapy
审查你这第一年就要失败的婚姻之前
to sift through the wreckage that is the first year of your marriage, do you?
你已经没有啥至理名言要说的了吧 是吧
Look, Dr Cox,
听着 Cox医生
I'm sure that you are fantastic at picking up men. Really.
我相信你在挑逗男人方面真是无人能敌
But I can handle this one on my own, thank you.
但是这件事我自己能处理 谢谢
Some people just cannot take a good "Your mom is dead" Joke,you know.
有些人就是玩不起"你妈死了"这个笑话
Anyway, I worry that sometimes when I'm tense,
话说回来 我很发愁在我紧张的时候
I could be a little condescending.
我总有点颐指气使这事
Actually, I've noticed that.
说实话 我已经注意到了
Have you really noticed it, "Mr Therapist"?
你真的注意到了吗 "治疗师先生"
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