实习医生风云（2001）
Scrubs S04E10
Part 2
Dec. 16, 2020, 4:32 p.m.
Fantastic. I'd like to start by...
好吧 先谈一下...
Listen, Goldilocks,
听着 小金毛
unless the next three words out of your mouth
除非下一秒从你嘴里说出的话
are some combination of sponge, bath, and my big white ass,
带有海绵 沐浴 我的大白屁♥股♥
I'm not interested.
否则我可不想听
Now, how about you
你最好
be a nice little nurse
做个乖乖的小护士
and go find my doctor.
把我的医生找来
Actually, sir... His name is Elliot Reid.
事实上 先生... 他的名字是Elliot Reid
So, what's the word? Is this guy any good?
跟我说说 这个医生怎么样
Oh, he rocks.
哦 他特棒
Baby you know, if my malpractice insurance goes through the roof,
亲爱的 如果我的医疗事故赔偿数目过大
you'll gonna have to take a step down lifestyle-wise.
你的日子就得过的紧巴点了
I live in a tiny apartment with my husband, his best friend,
我现在就和我的丈夫 他的好友 还有他们死去的狗
and their dead stuffed dog. What's the step down?
住在一个小公♥寓♥了 还能怎么紧巴
Hey, come on.
别这样
One of the most amazing things about you
你最出色的一点就是
is that you never let anything beat you.
不让任何事击垮你
I am pretty impressive.
我真令人骄傲啊
Yes, you are, and don't you let anything else
可不是嘛 别让任何事
get into that beautiful head of yours. OK?
干扰到你的心情 好吗
What could get into this man's head, baby? Huh?
什么事会让我烦心 是吧 宝贝
Tough day, huh?
今天过的不爽吧
Want to talk about it?
想谈谈吗
Yeah. Come on.
想 来吧
Neena, it's over.
Neena 咱们结束了
No, it's not. In fact, I find myself oddly turned on
没有结束 说实话 我的性趣
by your timid"Baby horse standing up for the first time" Style of love-making.
会被你羞涩的"小马第一次站立"式做♥爱♥点燃
First of all, thank you. Secondly, I tried to be reasonable.
首先 谢你了 其次 我试着和你理论
If you want to see my dark side, you're gonna see my dark side.
但要是你想看看我的阴暗面 那我就不客气了
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle. Tickle, tickle.
挠你 挠你 挠你 挠你
Yet another strong moment for you?
你有没有霸道的一面
Ok fine, why don't you just tell me how this ends?
好吧 你来告诉我怎么分手
You won't break up with me. You'll betray your friend.
不和我分手 外加背叛你的朋友
Is this some lawyer mind trick? It's not gonna happen.
你在耍什么律师的把戏吗 绝对不可能
Sit down. I won't. I'm leaving.
坐下 不 我要走了
You're gonna have sex with me. I'll do nothing of the sort.
你要和我做♥爱♥ 我才不做这样的事
And as the ultimate act of betrayal, you will do it
终极背叛行为 你要在
on the very same sweat-and-tear-soaked table where I crushed your friend.
这张我无情碾压你朋友的桌子上和我做
Oh... I hate a dirty table.
哦 我讨厌下流的桌子
You love a dirty table.
你明明爱得要死
God help me, I do.
老天爷 的确
I do love a dirty table.
我就喜欢下流的桌子
OK, Mr Summers, your EKGs came back,
Summers先生 你的心电图出来了
and Dr Reid liked what he saw.
Reid医生很乐观
When the hell am I getting out of here?
我他妈什么时候能出去
Dr Reid thought you might ask that and had an answer for you.
Reid医生知道你要这么问 他已经想好答案了
Shut your cakehole!
闭上你的嘴
He also said for you to stop paying off orderlies
他还说让你不要再买♥♥通护士
to sneak you cheeseburgers, you big load.
偷偷给你芝士汉堡了你个大胃王
Wow. He's old school.
哇 姜还是老的辣
Like me. Hey!
和我一样 干吗呢
That belongs to Dr Reid.
这可是Reid医生专属的
So you and Reid...
你和Reid医生...
Yes, we're lovers.
对 我们是恋人
Red-hot lovers.
热恋的恋人
I'm guessing he's married?
我猜他已经结婚了
She doesn't understand him like I do.
他老婆不如我懂他
I love this guy.
我爱这个医生
Not like I do.
不如我爱
Hey, Turk's kind of in a dark place right now,
Turk现在情绪不太好
so stay away from him, OK?
你别去招惹他 行吗
Nothing personal. You're just an awful human being.
不是针对你 你只是个坏人而已
Of course. But...
对啊 可是
we kind of crossed paths already.
我们已经有了交集
Life is pointless, Gandhi,
生活本没有意义 甘地
and I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
我来告诉你一个小秘密
The only thing more pointless than life itself is being a doctor.
比生活还没有意义的就是做一个医生
I mean, bottom line, you spend eight years and 200 Gs
说到底 你8年时间花了20万美元
trying to get through med school, and what do you have to show for it?
从医学院毕业 有什么可以展示的东西吗
I'll tell you. A diploma on your wall
告诉你 就是一张挂在墙上的证书
and a bull's-eye on your back.
和你背后靶心
And you reminded him that people are basically good?
你有提醒他人们都还是善良的吧
People suck. They suck. And make no mistake about it,
人很坏 非常坏 这点毫无疑问
even sweet little old ladies
就算慈祥的老太太
are looking to bend you over a chair in court.
也会想在法庭上告你一状
Come on.
走吧
We covered people.
我们的确讨论了人
And I know you would never do anything
我知道你更不会
to ruin his innocence.
毁了他的纯真
You see, there is a compartment in the hat,
看到了吧 帽子里有个隔间
so the stinkin' rabbit is actually in there the whole time.
所以这只臭兔子一直都在帽子里
Right?
对吧
People pretty much hear what they want to hear, OK?
人们只听他们愿意听的 是吧
What did you do?
你究竟做了什么
Excuse me. My son is interested in becoming a doctor,
打扰一下 我儿子以后想当医生
and I thought maybe you could tell him what it's like.
你能不能告诉他当医生是什么感觉
I'd love to. I would love to.
很乐意 非常乐意
Do you have a dog, bowl cut?
你有狗吗 西瓜太郎
Well,
好的
I want you to find a pile of its best work
你需要找到一堆狗屎
and roll all around in it.
去上面打滚
That's how it feels to be a doctor,
这就是当医生的感觉
because here's the dirty little secret...
因为这是个肮脏的小秘密
people don't want your help.
人们不想要你的帮助
They want your dignity,they want your pride.
他们只想要你的体面 你的骄傲
But mostly, they want your money.
但最重要的是 他们想要你的钱
Good luck in med school.
祝你在医学院好运
Oh.
哦
The next time you see a magic show,
下次你去看魔术的时候
the bunny was in the hat the whole time.
记住小兔子其实一直都在魔术师的帽子里
Peace out.
再见
You are so dead.
饶不了你
You can only keep the truth hidden for so long.
纸终究包不住火
Enough is enough.
够了够了
I want to meet this Dr Reid.
我要见见这个Reid医生
No problem. Frick.
没问题 妹的
Turk, wait!
Turk 等一下
Let's sit down and talk about this.
咱们坐下好好谈谈
And when the truth comes out,
当真♥相♥大白时
it doesn't set you free as much as you'd hoped.
并不会如你所愿让你释怀
Hey, buddy.
嗨 哥们
Especially if it involves betraying your best friend.
尤其是背叛了你的挚友时
Did we win?
我们赢了吗
Wait, hold on, Turk.
别走 Turk
Haven't you ever heard of keeping your enemies closer?
你没听说过要和敌人保持紧密联♥系♥吗
I was keeping her close, Turk.
我就是在和她保持紧密联♥系♥ Turk
Hey, Gandhi. I think we should talk. What do you think?
嘿 甘地 咱们谈谈吧 你觉得怎样
Sure, Dr Cox and I were feeling guilty,
当然了 Cox医生和我都很内疚
but if Turk didn't want to talk about it, we were in the clear.
但要是Turk不想谈 我们也就轻松了
May I have a word with you two?
我能和你们两位谈谈吗
Ok, who wants to be me?
你们谁想扮演我
Craig, you're probably still mad at me. Anyone else?
Craig 你可能还在生我的气 还有人吗
Dr Reid at your service.
Reid医生 乐意效劳
OK, that's a no for Todd.
Todd就算了
Isn't there anyone here that I can trust to be me?
还有谁扮演我我能信得过
Hello. I'm Dr Reid.
你好 我是Reid医生
Dr Elliot Reid.
Elliot Reid医生
I'm a doctor.
我是医生
What is the matter with you two?
你们俩发什么神经
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