瑞克和莫蒂（2013）

Rick and Morty S08E05

Part 4 June 24, 2025, 12:23 p.m.

That's pretty messed up in hindsight.
怎么看都很糟糕
It's messed up in any sight.
瑞克在仅仅两天的时间内
Rick, in only two days,
你成了比小詹还更好的儿子
you were a better son than Jimmy ever was.
我听得到 - 闭嘴小詹
I can hear you! - Shut up, Jimmy!
对你给我闭嘴
Yeah, shut your fucking mouth!
我们花光了所有的钱才帮你还完高♥利♥贷♥
Using all our money to pay off your goddamn loan sharks!
你烂透了小詹
You suck, Jimmy!
真希望你从未出生 - 我们要把你送养
Ah, I wish you were never born! - We're putting you up for adoption!
你这废物
You're a loser!
好现在宝藏没了
Welp. The treasure is gone.
双方都发生了严重死伤
And there were massive casualties on both sides.
但我们应该还是做了好事对吧
Still, I think we did good. Right?
瑞克你还好吗
Rick? You okay?
俗话说得没错
Guess it's true...
“我们可以选择朋友但无法选择家人”
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
但我是你家人而你也确实选择了我
But I am family. And you did choose me.
对这句俗话很蠢
Yeah, it's a stupid quote.
“侦测到冷冻船医疔级”
Cryo-ship detected. Class: medical.
这种船上通常都有很棒的药
They typically have some pretty good drugs in those.
好吧但顶多只能五分钟
Okay. But five minutes, tops.
而且你这次不能自己霸占所有的药
And you can't hog all the drugs this time.
成交
Sold!
跟注额五百万
Five million to call.
新莉兹仔细想想
New Lizzy, think about this.
我们赌上了所有的钱我们本来要展开新生活的
That's all our money. We were gonna start a new life.
天啊你这该死的蠢猴子
Ah, Jesus, you dumb fucking monkey.
蜥蜴人是三条
Three of a kind to the lizard man.
猴子是葫芦
And a full house for the monkey!
新莉兹天啊我一直都知道你办得到
New Lizzy! Holy fuck, I always knew you could do it.
天啊我好爱你
God, I love you!
这种日子总是会让我想起自己当初入行的初衷
It's days like these that remind me why I got into this.