瑞克和莫蒂（2013）

Rick and Morty S08E04

Part 4 June 18, 2025, 8:44 p.m.

Sunblock! Trading sunblock for flip-flops!
尽情享用这里有龙舌兰伏特加
We've got shots. Tequila shots! Vodka shots!
还有破伤风疫苗
Tetanus shots!
该死我得去见麦蒂森了
Shit. Gotta go see Madison.
你有准备贡品吗
Do you have a tribute?
麦蒂森我带了好棒棒的一克蘑菇要给你
Madison! I've brought you this epic gram of mushrooms.
“好棒棒” 你30岁了是不是
"Epic"? What are you, 30?
滚出我的帐篷 - 不
Get the hell out of my tent. - No!
你带了什么要给她 - 大♥麻♥软糖
What did you bring her? - Weed gummies,
而且我还找到了一个手♥机♥支架
and I found a PopSocket.
麦蒂森我带了手♥机♥支架要给你 - 喂
Madison! I brought you a PopSocket! - Hey!
那是我的还给我
That's mine! Give it back!
烦死了把他们放逐到贝斯特韦斯特酒店泳池区
Ugh, drama. Exile them to the Best Western pool area.
等等那条手环有什么故事
Hold up. What's the story on that bracelet?
当我意识到春假要到爸妈来接才会结束时
After I realized spring break only ends if your parents pick you up,
我就跟我认识的另一位被遗忘的女生一起躲了起来
I holed up with another forgotten girl I met.
我和布兰妮只靠果冻酒维生直到她牙齿掉光
Me and Brittany lived on Jell-O shots until her teeth fell out.
她没有专门喝酒用的第二个胃
She didn't have a second stomach just for alcohol.
她没有活下来
She didn't make it.
我就把她的牙齿戴在身上纪念她
I wear her teeth to remember.
你如果想要可以给你
They're yours if you want 'em.
超酷这个女生就是我的新挚友
Tight. This girl is my new bestie.
太赞了 - 我们一起吸芳香剂吧
Hell yeah. - Let's do poppers!
太赞了
Hell yeah.
黛布拉亲爱的
Debra. My love.
我去了好几颗行星
I voyaged across the stars.
才认清了最重要的一件事
And I've realized one thing above all others.
我想跟我老婆做♥爱♥
I want to make love to my wife.
什么性♥爱♥很恶心
What? Sex is gross.
你确定吗
Are you sure?
我已经不觉得奇怪了我刚好有机会近距离看过
It doesn't weird me out anymore. I sort of got to see it up close.
你已经离开了20年
You've been gone for 20 years. You came back in half.
回来还只剩半截身体
What am I gonna fuck,
我要怎么跟你做♥爱♥ 用从你的身体露出来的骨头吗
that bone that's sticking out of your body?
还有这又是什么我没叫你带大蛋回来
Also, what is that? I didn't ask for a big egg.
这里面有不朽的兔灵
It's got an immortal bunny spirit in it.
这样你有没有感觉了 - 没有完全没有
Does that turn you on? - No. Absolutely not.
爬去其他地方吧
Drag yourself somewhere else.
我的人生过得太失败了
I have lived my life poorly.