湮灭（2023）

Obliterated S01E06

Part 4 Dec. 5, 2023, 10:04 a.m.

Still working on the ventilation.
不知道你能不能看出来好吧
Don't know if you could tell. Right.
所以你是来捧我场的吗?
So, you came to see me, huh?
对
Uh. . . Yeah.
快点艾娃把那该死的手♥机♥弄到手
Come on, Ava. Get the damn phone.
我们来自♥拍♥吧!
Let's take a selfie!
用你的手♥机♥吧我的手♥机♥很烂
Let's use your phone. Mine's all fucked up.
好吧
Yeah. Okay.
让我来拍吧! 我很会抓角度之类的!
Let me take it! I have angles and stuff!
喂这里不准拍照
Hey, hey, hey. No pictures in here.
该死的. . .
Fuck. . .
嘿容
Hey, Yung.
要不你喝点水清醒一下吧?
Why don't you pound some water and get into a sober mindset?
我一直都说我觉得. . .
I keep telling you, I feel--
好吧
Okay.
我不想听你说教麦克奈特
I don't want a lecture, McKnight.
那道歉怎么样?
Then how about an apology?
你说得对我搞砸了
You were right. I messed up.
我是个混♥蛋♥ 因为我感觉很糟糕
I'm being an asshole 'cause I feel shitty about it.
我是个糟糕的混♥蛋♥
I'm a shitty asshole.
你只是说说而已
You're just saying that.
听我说我不太擅长处理
Look, I don't process
情感还是什么的
feelings or whatever very well.
总是让人觉得我在生气
It always comes out like I'm pissed off.
只是. . .
It's just that. . .
你是我最好的朋友. . .
you're my best friend and. . .
少了你我真不知道该怎么好
I don't know what I'd do without you.
如果这是我们的最后一顿饭
And if this is our last meal,
我真的不希望我们气冲冲地死去
I just don't want us to die angry.
你可以吃一个我点的土豆饼如果你想吃的话
You can have one of my hash browns if you want.
好的
Cool.
就一个
One.
好了我的爱人
Okay. My lady,
你想把可♥卡♥因♥倒在哪里?
where would you like to lay out the llello?
我们看要倒在水槽还是马桶座圈上?
Well, we're looking at the sink or toilet seat?
嗯希望我们有更好的选择
Uh! Yes. Well, let's hope we're better than that.
不是吗?
Aren't we?
我一般都是用小指甲头的但现在有点不方便
You know, I had a pinky nail going, but it got a bit cumbersome.
我知道了什么?
I know. What?
要不我弯下腰然后你从我屁♥股♥上吸?
Why don't I bend over, you can snort it off my ass.
那是别人对我说过的最难以置信的话
That's the most incredible thing anybody's ever said to me.
但答案是不行什么?
But the answer is no. What?
我想和你一起吸
I want to do this with you. Together.
你是最棒的男人
You're the most wonderful man.
什么? 用我的手♥机♥吧!
Oh! Let's use my phone! What?
对! 对我们可以. . . 该死的
Yes! Yes, we can. . . Shit.
这么多未接来电
That is a lot of missed calls.
(保罗未接来电)
我最好联络一下我的朋友如果你不介意的话
I better check in with my buddies, if that's okay.
有人!
Occupied!
(哈格蒂)
(洗手间)
哈格蒂? 你在哪里?
Hagerty? Where are you?
兄弟. . .
Brother. . .
我正在厕所里和一个在船上认识的辣妹吸毒
I'm in a shitter doing blow with a little hottie I met on a boat.
别做那种事了! 我们需要你你个王八蛋
Forget that! We need you, son of a bitch.
喂!
Hey! Whoa! Whoa!
你的话怎么充满敌意? 我到底对你做了什么?
Why the hostility? What the hell'd I ever do to you?
你在鳄梨酱里下了药!
You put drugs in the guacamole!
我全吃了!
I ate all of it!
太好了伙计太好了
Ah! Sweet, dude, sweet.
不一点都不好伙计
No, not sweet, dude.
我不停产生幻觉看到了一个邪恶的小魔怪
I've been hallucinating, and seeing a little, evil gremlin.
什么? 等等保罗
What? Okay, wait a second, Paulie.
首先我没让你把它全吃了对吧?
First of all, I didn't ask you to eat all of it.
而且你知道你是我的知己我爱你我想保护你
And you know you're my bestie, I love you, I wanna protect you.
其次
And second of all,
你要小心迷幻药这种东西
you gotta be careful with that psychedelics shit.
它会把你的心魔带出来
It'll bring out your demons.
你会和你的小魔怪们搏斗
You'll be wrestling with your gremlins.
好吧? 你只需要和它们和解
Right? And you just gotta make peace with those things.
我得挂了
Uh, I. . . I got to go, I got to go.
不等等还有一枚. . .
No, no, wait. There's still a. . .
核弹
nuke.
伙计们我刚和哈格蒂聊过
Guys, I just spoke to Hagerty.
他在和一个船妹一起吸毒
He's doing drugs with a boat girl.
他说我必须面对我的小魔怪. . . 保罗冷静下来
He said I needed to face my gremlins- Paul. Calm down.
你根本没跟哈格蒂聊过小魔怪的事好吗?
You didn't talk to Hagerty about a gremlin, all right?
他硬着老二在皮筏上漂走了
He's on a raft with a boner.
我刚跟他聊过看看我的通话记录吧是他
I just talked to him. Check the call log, it was him.
该死的麦克奈特你看
Shit, McKnight. Look.
那是马多克斯的手表
That's Maddox's watch.
你确定吗?
Are you sure?
确定那可是镶钻的爱彼皇家橡树金质周年纪念版手表
Yep. It's a diamond-encrusted Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Gold Anniversary Edition.
真的猫王可买♥♥不起
Real Elvis couldn't afford that.
走吧
Let's go.
喂你们这些乡巴佬
Hey, you hillbilly cats.
你们好啊朋友们
Howdy, friends.
我们是朋友不是吗? 是啊我们是
We are friends, aren't we? Yes, we are.
对. . . 那是一块不错的表
Yeah. . . That is a nice watch.
是啊很不错
Yeah. Very nice.
你要告诉你朋友是从哪弄来的吗?
Wanna tell your friends where you got it?
普莉希拉给我的
Priscilla gave it to me.
普莉希拉?
Priscilla?
那就好
That's good. That's good.
好了你到底从哪弄来的?
Yeah, now where'd you really get it?
你们是警♥察♥还是什么吗?
You cops or something?
我又不欠你们什么
I really don't owe you squat.
这是我光明正大得来的
I got this thing fair and square.
这个回答不太友好不是吗?
Oh, that wasn't a friendly answer, was it?
不确实不友好
No, it was not.
你接下来说的话最好友好一点
The next thing you say better be friendly as fuck
否则你和你的兄弟们就要受罪了
or you and your buddies aren't gonna like what happens next.
这么说吧厕所可能要发生混乱了
And let's just say it won't happen peacefully on the toilet.
好吧
Okay.
这两个小子打扰到各位大爷了吗?
Are these boys bothering you Kings?
是的碧翠丝我得说确实打扰到了
Yes, Beatrice, I'd say they are.
你不用担心发生了什么
You don't have to worry about what's going on.
担心我的点单就好
Worry about my order.
我根本还没下单
I haven't put that in yet.
开什么玩笑?
Are you kidding me?
你的经理是谁? 你把我搞砸了. . .
Who's your manager? You got me messed. . .
你. . . 他妈给我闪开
Just. . . Get the fuck out of my way.
听着我们就直接点吧
Listen, we do this the easy way.
我们不想要你的手表我们只想找到把手表给你的人
We don't want your watch. We want the guy who gave it.
伙计们!
Guys! Guys!
我才刚想到
I just realized.
我们只要追踪电♥话♥ 就能知道哈格蒂在哪. . .
We can figure out where Hagerty is just by tracing the call--
你现在超级亢奋去给我坐下
You're higher than a giraffe's ass. Go sit down.
你能不能别再说我亢奋了?
Will you stop saying I'm high?
我已经说过了我没事
I told you. I'm fine.
是啊麦克奈特他没事
Yeah, McKnight. He's fine.
而他的女儿呢
His daughter, on the other hand,
却在被一个戴着 “阿尔伯特亲王”的家伙干
is getting railed by a guy with a Prince Albert.
意思是他在阴♥茎♥上穿了孔你应该看看真的很壮观
That's a pierced cock. You should see it. It's glorious.
去死吧你这个死混♥蛋♥!
Die, you fucking monster!
保罗不要!
Paul, no!
搞什么鬼?
What the fuck?
你死定了伙计!
You're dead, man!
我的天啊!
Oh, my God!
倒下吧胖猫王快他妈的倒下!
Go to sleep, fat Elvis. Go to fucking sleep!
然后我尝试了NFT空间但我发现它真的有毒
Then I tried the NFT space, but I found it really toxic.