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High Maintenance S03E05

Part 4 March 9, 2020, 5:27 p.m.

好那周五如何
All right, how about Friday?
周五我要去看梅雷迪思·蒙克的演出
Uh, Friday I'm going to see Meredith Monk at BAM, so...
不过你可以一起来等等
But you could come with. Wait...
我们不能出去约会
We can't go on a date.
你能想象吗那太疯狂了
Can you imagine? That'd be crazy.
周一如何
How about Monday?
周一我有年级测验
Monday I have to grade quizzes, so...
好吧
Oh, okay.
就是周一
Monday it is.
我忍♥不住
Can't help it.
感觉有点愧疚
I feel a little guilty.
我没有我感觉非常爽
I don't. I feel really good.
就是这样
Yes!
-怎么了 -我就喜欢这样的
- What? - I'm about it!
谢谢
Well, thank you.
-早 -早
- Good morning. - Good morning!
我现在真想吻你
I want to kiss you so bad right now.
可别
You better not.
我给你买♥♥了咖啡...
Well, I got you a coffee, but...
真贴心我可以一起喝
Oh, cute. I can combine these.
-早上好啊 -你们早上好
- Good morning. Good morning. - Morning. Hello.
昨晚过得如何
How was your evening?
能发给我吗
Can you send it to me?
可别圈我
Don't tag me in that,
国税局会查的
the whole thing with the IRS.
我得给我妈打个电♥话♥
Gotta call my mom!
-你知道他们怎么了吗 -不知道
- Do you know what's going on? - No.
怎么了发生什么了
What's going on? What is going on?
我现在就要用手♥机♥买♥♥个望远镜
I'm gonna buy a telescope with my phone right now.
我们中奖了
We just won Take 5!
耶
Yeah!
不可能什么
Shut up! What?
你们说真的吗
Are you fucking serious?
-没错 -真的
- Yes, Ezzy. - Yeah.
昨天你们走后谁的主意来着
After you guys left-- Whose idea...?
贝蒂是贝蒂
Oh. Betty, Betty.
我们去了一家酒窖
So we went to this bodega, right.
总之就是我们走了进去
Basically, we get in there--
贝蒂说咱们一起买♥♥张奖券
Betty says, "Let's get a ticket together."
-太有才了 -然后我们就赢了
- Brilliant! - And then we won.
-我们赢了 -多少钱
- We won! We won! - How much?
-两 -两万吗
- Twenty. - Thousand?
是的姐妹我都说不出口了
Ah! Yes, girl! I can't even say it.
我们赢了
We won!
每人两万吗不是总共吧
Like each? No total, like total.
-不姐妹是每人 -每人好吗
- No, girl. Each! - Girl, each.
每人啊恭喜了
Wow, each! Congrats!
我这辈子从来没赢过什么
I've never won anything in my life!
-直到现在 -我哭了我真的哭了
- Until now. - Like, I'm crying! I'm honestly crying!
看起来你都忘了怎么哭了
Looks like you forgot what crying is!
是啊
Yes!
我们赢钱了我们赢钱了
We won some money! We won some money!
我们赢钱了
We won some money!
妈的我居然回家了
Wow, I fucking went home!
没事的你的胃好点了吗
Oh, that's right. How's your stomach?
不好皮拉尔一点都不好
It's not good, Pilar. It's not good!
-抱歉 -很遗憾
- Sorry. - I'm sorry.
我要把想要的内♥裤♥每种颜色都买♥♥遍
Well, I'm gonna buy every color pants I've always wanted.
你现在有钱去看心理医生了
Now you can pay for that therapy.
来自比尔: 在脸书上看到消息了
我们发财了吗
明白我的意思吗去他妈的
You see what I'm saying? You know what, fuck it--
我要买♥♥辆摩托车
I'm getting a motorcycle.
姐妹你可以去打肉毒杆菌了
Girl, you can get that Botox!
天啊
Oh, boy.
一分钟就是这种感觉啊
And that's what a minute feels like.
你能相信一个男的在全国电视上干了这种事吗
Can you believe that a man did that on national TV?
-我很喜欢 -哪个节目
- I love it! - Oh. Which television show?
叫《罗杰先生的社区》
It's called Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.
《罗杰先生的社区》
Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.
对
Yeah.
没错是个儿童节目
Yeah, it's a children's show,
但我也会推荐给成年人看
but I'd also recommend it for adults.
我会推荐给任何人看
I'd recommend it for anyone, actually.
好了谢谢
Well, thank you.
谢谢你
Thank you.
别忘了
And don't forget:
你是特别的
"You're special,
保持自我就好
just the way you are."
没错谢谢
Yeah. Arigato.