难以伺候

High Maintenance S03E02

Part 2 March 9, 2020, 5:27 p.m.

Yo, that's my bike! What--?
我说
Yo!
你干什么呢哥们那是我的自行车
Yo, what are you doing, dog? That's my bike.
坦普尔
Temple?
我靠
Aah, fuck!
我♥操♥
Oh shit.
妈的
Oh shit.
唐
Don?
我说唐
Yo, Don.
唐
Don?
唐
Don?
什么情况老兄
What the fuck, dude?
老唐
Don?
我是唐
This is Don.
我一般早上八到十二点接电♥话♥
I usually answer mornings between eight and 12
周三是三点以后看情况
or Wednesdays after three, depending.
说实话我有时候忘记是星期几了
I sometimes lose track of the days to tell you the truth...
有人吗
Hello?
喂
Hello? Yo!
有人吗
Yo!
唐
Don!
我靠
Fuck, man!
唐
Yo, Don.
唐我弄完了
Don, I'm done.
什么玩意
The fuck?
你怎么会在这里
What are you doing here?
操
Fuck!
真好听啊大伙儿
That's beautiful, y'all.
真是非常好听
That's really beautiful, for real.
妈的
Oh, shit.
我流的血
My blood.
妈的
Shit.
很抱歉
I'm sorry.
从头开始...
Okay, from the top...
-喂 -在怎么了
- Hey. - Hmm? Yeah. Huh?
-马蒂 -怎么了
- Marty. - Huh?
你还好吗哥们
You okay, man?
我的自行车在这吗
Is my bike here?
不在你说它被偷了
No, you said it was stolen.
该死
Oh, shit.
听着老兄
Listen, man.
我不想自断自己的财路
I don't wanna take business away from myself, but, um...
但我不确定你是否该吸大♥麻♥
I don't know if you should be smoking pot.
保重
Take care.
你也是哥们
Yeah, you too, man.
-你好 -你好我是武岳
- Hey. - Hello, I'm Vuyo.
对你是来拿
Oh yeah, what-- you're here for the--
-拿哪个来着 -台灯
- Which one? - The lamp.
台灯对等一下
Lamp, yeah, one sec.
谢谢
Thank you.
表上说还有灯罩
The listing also said it comes with a shade,
糟糕对等我拿一下给你
Oh, fuck. Yeah, let me grab that, one sec.
真的假的
Really?
你好
Hi.
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八成新完好无缺
-给你的 -谢谢
- For you. - Thank you.
好了很高兴见到你
All right. It was nice to see you.
-谢谢 -亲爱的你的衣服
- Thank you. - Uh-uh! Baby, your blouse.
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会是我们吗
完成
Yes.
我了个去
Holy shit.
等等是你
Wait, it's you.
干该死的
Shit. Fuck. Ahh!
回来
Come back.
回来
Come back.
回来
Come back.
求助
如果你喜欢能吃的我有太妃糖
I got this toffee crunch if you're into edibles.
我有CBD
I got, uh, C-CBD.
我还有烟雾和大♥麻♥花如果你感兴趣
And also I got pens and flowers if you're interested.
金色的那种是印度大♥麻♥
And the gold ones are sativa.
看起来你想要那个很好
Okay, so you want that one. Great.
-嗯稍等 -好的
- Okay, one second. - Okay.
-非常感谢 -谢谢
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
很高兴见到你
It was nice to see you.
-是我的荣幸 -嗯很好
- Always a pleazh. - Yeah, it's great.
这里不是窑子
这地方没有妓♥女♥
不知道你会不会经常想克雷格列表网上
I'm curious how often you think
"失联"那一栏有多少信息是关于你的
Craigslist missed connections are about you.
-从不 -从没有过吗
- Never. - Ever?
这是第一次
Except for now?
-这是我第一次 -我真是太荣幸了
- This is my first one. - Wow. I'm so honored.
我的天真是个值得纪念的时刻
Oh, my God. What a special moment.
-就像命运一样 -太疯狂了
- It's kind of like kismet. - Totally cuckoo.
抱歉
Sorry.
你很帅
You're hot.
别人经常这么夸你吗
People tell you that a lot?
你会寻花问柳吗
Do you slay puss?
会吗
Yeah?
-不不会 -有一点
- No... no. - A little bit?
如果我体味很重你会告诉我吗
Would you tell me if I showed up here smelling?
臭烘烘的你会说些什么吗
Smelling bad? Would you say something?
-如果你体味很重 -嗯
- If you smelled bad? - Yeah.
目前为止还没有人抱怨过
I haven't gotten any complaints so far.
我只是开玩笑
I'm just joking around.
跟你闹着玩呢
I'm just being playful.
-怎么了 -你很
- What? - You're,
你非常开放
You're really forward.
谢谢
Thanks.
你是干什么的
So, what do you do?
请问一个更有意思的问题
Ask me a more interesting question, please.
好
Okay.
我在想
I'm thinking.
你赚得多吗
Do you make a lot of money?
还行
I do okay.
你朋友会因为这事和你闹矛盾吗
Does that make your friends uncomfortable?
我们不怎么谈工资
We don't really talk about that.
你经常一个人独处吗
Do you spend a lot of time alone?
是的
Yes.
你呢
Do you?
也是
Yeah.
我能问你个私人问题吗
Can I ask you a personal question?
过来
Come here.
你每次约会
Do you always...
都戴假发吗
wear a wig on dates?
疼我的天
Ow... my God.
行你完蛋了
Okay, cool. You're fucked up.
-谢谢 -不客气
- Thank you. - Yeah.
外面太热了
It's so fucking hot out.
-是啊 -想去别的地方吗
- Yeah. - Wanna get out of here?
我们不该先买♥♥单吗
Should we pay for our drinks?
不付了
Nah.
我的天哪
Oh my God!
来吧
Come on.
老天
God...
好险