难以伺候

High Maintenance S03E02

Part 3 March 9, 2020, 5:27 p.m.

Close call.
-来吧 -天哪
- Come on. - Oh God.
等等你…
Wait. Are you...?
行了
All right.
拜托老兄搞什么
Come on, bro. What the--
市政厅
会乐器吗
Play any instruments?
会吉他贝斯大提琴鼓
Yeah, um, guitar, bass, cello, drums...
-你是混乐队的吗 -钢琴
- So you're like a guy in a band? - ...piano.
我确实有个乐队
I am in a band.
天我就知道你是玩乐队的
Oh, my God. I knew you were in a band.
我能闻出来
I could smell it.
你该来看一次我的现场
You should come to one of my gigs.
才不要
Absolutely not.
你做过的最疯狂的事是什么
Listen, what is the craziest thing you've ever done?
天
Ooh, oh my God!
我去非洲旅行的时候坐过皮划艇
I was rafting on this trip in Africa--
-啦啦啦 -怎么了
- Blah! - What?
去过很多地方可不算个性
Being well-traveled is not a personality.
非常俗套那是富人的事
Famously not. That's a rich person thing.
我是双胞胎
I'm a twin.
-我在子♥宫♥里救了我弟的命 -怎么说
- I saved my brother's life in the womb. - Oh, yeah? How?
-他的羊膜囊破了 -他的羊膜囊
-His amniotic sac started leaking. -Oh, his little sac?
-是的他的婴儿羊膜囊破了 -好吧
- Yes, his little baby sac started leaking... - Yeah. Right.
医生跟我妈说
...and the doctor was telling my mom
可能会牺牲他保住我
they might have to sacrifice him for me.
还说即便他活下来
That if he survived,
他也很可能无法♥正♥常生活
he would have almost no chance at a normal life.
他们跟她说了各种糟糕的情况
They were telling her all this terrible stuff,
而当那一刻来临时我赢过了羊膜
and while that was happening, I got in front of the sac
让羊水留了足够长的时间
stopped the leak long enough
让他们把我俩都提早接生了
for them to deliver us super early.
早了三个月我们是超级早产儿
Three months early. We were crazy premature.
超级小就像豆豆娃
Tiny, like little Beanie Babies.
真可爱
Cute.
然后
And, uh...
他活下来了
He survived.
只有走路有些轻微的障碍但仅此而已了
Just a slight walking disability, but that was it.
他很健康
He was fine.
挺诡异的但他很健康
Kind of weird, but he was fine.
然后我们18岁的时候
And then, when we were 18,
我们溜进了一家酒吧
we snuck into a bar
我们...
and we g-g-g, uh--
喝醉了
got drunk.
我撞了车
And I wrecked the car.
他...
And he d--
他...
d--
该你了
Your turn.
打扰了
Excuse me.
能给我点零钱吗
Can either of you spare some change?
我想买♥♥点吃的
I'm trying to get something to eat.
想要什么就拿吧哥们
Yep, get whatever you want, man.
我能要个意大利三明治吗
Can I get an Italian on a hoagie?
-你要什么吗 -不要蛋黄酱
- You want something? - No mayo.
我也不知道
I don't know.
-我能要点甜点吗 -当然
- Can I get some dessert? - Yeah, sure.
好的酷
All right, cool.
太棒了
Cool, cool.
棒
Yes, yes, yes.
意大利三明治没有蛋黄酱 9.75
Italian hoagie, no mayonesa. $9.75.
真棒
Yes, yes, yes.
什么鬼
What the fuck?