永远（2018）

Forever S01E01

Part 2 Dec. 7, 2020, 8:25 p.m.

Okay.
好吧
Half an hour.
一个半小时
How about... Mmhmm?
那个你说
How about a bath?
泡个澡咋样
Great in theory, terrible in practice.
理想很丰满现实很骨感
See, 'cause you gotta fill the tub,
你看啊你得放水吧
you gotta adjust the temperature,
调温度
and then by the time you get in the bath,
等到你能进去泡的时候
you got about ten minutes left of your half hour.
已经过去一个小时二十分钟了
A very good point.
这个思路清奇
Mm, I'm sorry about that.
嗯很抱歉
Oh. I got it.
哦我想到了
Massage.
按♥摩♥
Eh, it's risky. How come?
呃有点儿冒险怎么会
Because of the masseuse. Uhhuh.
因为不知道是谁给你按啊嗯
Might get a talker. Ah.
要是个话痨咋办啊
"Hey, you live around here?" Oh, no.
嘿你住附近吗哦不
"Hey, want to listen to some music?"
嘿要不要来点儿音乐
Ugh. "Oh, I love music."
恶哦我超喜欢音乐的
Ew!
恶心
"You a music fan?" Ugh, go fuck yourself.
你喜欢听音乐吗去你大爷的吧
Yeah.
是吧
What about watching an episode of Jeopardy?
看一集问答节目呢
Uh-huh, nice. I like it.
嗯不错我喜欢
It's exciting. Right.
有紧张刺♥激♥ 没错
You learn things. Sure.
能学到知识当然
Then during the commercial breaks,
广♥告♥时间的时候
you just get to look at your phone.
还可以刷会儿手♥机♥
Mm-hmm. Ooh!
嗯哦
You could look at your phone for half an hour.
要不就刷一个半小时手♥机♥得了
A very strong contender. Very strong.
这想法很有竞争力非常有
That's in there.
这就说到点儿上了
What about sex?
做♥爱♥怎么样呢
Ooh. Duh.
哦哒
A great idea. Simple.
好主意很简单
It's right there. You don't need anything.
就摆在那儿不需要借助工具
Easy. Free.
简单还不要钱
Yeah.
是啊
I got to say, half an hour's a little long.
我得说一个半小时有点儿长
It's a little long. Yeah.
是有点儿长的 - 没错
I feel like 20 minutes, tops.
我觉得20分钟顶天了
Then you're just like,
然后你就会说
"What are we doing here?"
我们在这儿干嘛呢
I got it.
我想到了
Okay? I'm listening.
好吗我听着呢
You get into a warm bed,
钻进暖和的被窝
eat a large McDonald's fries,
吃麦当劳大薯
and sleep for 25 minutes.
然后睡个二十五分钟
Wow!
哇
Mm? You got it.
是不是你想到了啊
I got it.
我想到的
Fries and going to bed?
薯条外加去睡觉
Yes, immediately. That's the winner.
好啊马上就做冬天就是这样
Mm-hmm, it's pretty good.
嗯啊很不错的
I'm gonna do it right now.
我现在就要这么做
Oh, no... oh!
哦不
Sir, you have to Dr... you have to drive.
大哥你得开车呢
Wow. Oh.
哇哦
How gorgeous is this?
这也太美了吧
This is so beautiful. I know.
真是太美了我同意
Such a good idea, honey. Aw.
来这儿真是来对了亲爱的啊
Thank you.
谢谢
Jesus motherfucking Christ, that's cold!
天王老爷啊冷死了
Good Lord. Jesus.
我的个上帝佛祖啊
Is it gonna be that cold everywhere?
哪儿都这么冷吗
Is it that bad? You're scaring me.
有那么糟吗你吓着我了
It's pretty bad.
是挺冷的
All right. We can do this.
好了我们做得到的
On my count of three, let's go out there.
数到三一起出去
Together. You ready? All right, all right.
一起你准备好了吗好了好了
Okay. Okay.
好好
One...
一
Two...
二
three.
三
No!
不
God! Fuck! God!
我♥操♥ 天呐
Good mother... good Lord! Ah!
我的个亲妈七舅老爷啊啊
How are children out in this weather?
怎么能让孩子们这么冷的天出来啊
Their parents should be put in jail.
这些做父母的应该抓牢里去
I don't know.
我不知道
Oh, my fucking face.
哦我他妈的脸啊
Let's just go up to the slopes.
我们上坡去吧
It'll be warmer if we keep moving.
动起来就没那么冷了
Fucking air.
这他妈的冷风
Oh, fuck you!
哦操♥你♥妈♥的
God! Fuck!
天呐操
Look at these things. Yeah.
看看这些东西是啊
They look so high-tech.
看着好高科技啊
Excuse me. Hi.
不好意思嗨
Um, are these the same kind
呃这些是
that professionals wear?
专业器具吗
No.
不
He doesn't know what he's talking about, honey.
他根本不懂行亲爱的
They look great.
它们看起来很棒
Uhoh. What?
啊呀咋了
What?
怎么了
I think my contact lens fell out.
我感觉我隐形眼镜掉了
Oh, no.
哦不
Really? Yeah. It's not in there.
真的吗是啊不在眼睛里面了
I'm not used to these things, you know.
我不习惯这些东西的
Can't have gone far. Shoot.
肯定在不远的地方要死
Right around here. I'll find it.
就在附近我会找到的
No, no, no, let me. I'll look for it.
不不不让我来我来找
It's so wet down here.
这底下好湿啊
It's disgusting.
太恶心了
Oh, wait. Is this it?
哦等等是不是这个
Ah.
啊
Ugh, is that a fingernail?
恶那是个指甲吗
Ew!
恶心
Well, it's a boot rental place,
好吧这的确是租靴子的地方
so it's probably a toenail.
大概是脚趾甲吧
Ugh!
恶
Wait, hold on. What?
等等等一下怎么了
I think I actually feel it in there.
我感觉就在这里
Yeah, it's stuck up under the lid.
嗯粘在眼皮底下了
I can get it.
我找到了
It's coming down. It's coming down.
要下来了要下来了
It's coming down. It's coming down.
要下来了要下来了
It's coming down. It's coming down.
要下来了要下来了
It's coming. It's in.
来了戴上了
Should we go?
我们走吧
Sure.
好的
This line has not moved in 30 minutes.
这条队已经三十分钟没动过了
It has been a little long.
是有点儿久了
But, you know, once we get to actually skiing,
但是你知道的等我们滑起来了
it's gonna be so fun.
会很有趣的
We'll be, like, whipping down the mountain
我们会飞滑下山
just like Edie Falco and her wonderful family.
就像艾迪·法可和家人一样的
Is she married? I know she has kids.
她结婚了吗我知道她有孩子的
I don't know if she... Oh, here we go.
我不知道她是不是哦动了动了