蛇蝎美人

Femme Fatales S01E04

Part 1 June 12, 2020, 9:32 a.m.

蛇蝎美人
第一季第四集
超速约会
Speed Date
我喜欢自知的女人
I like a woman who knows herself.
自信让人美丽没有什么能比
Confidence is beauty.There's nothing sexier
一个对自己的外表充满信心的女人更加性感
than a woman who's comfortable in her own skin.
一个自立的女人
An independent woman
气质不凡智慧超群
with a spry personality and an old soul.
就是我喜欢的我是Troy
That's the one for me.I'm Troy.
当我在户外时享受着自♥由♥
When I'm in the outdoors,it's about freedom.
我也读书
I read.
在一本好书的字里行间忘却了自我
Losing myself in the pages of a good book
那是一种纯粹的精神的升华
is pure Nirvana,
就像是一小时的泡泡浴
like an hour-long bubble bath
再加上Bliss牌子的浴缸炸♥弹♥
with bath bombs from Bliss.
我最好的朋友是Charlie Parker和John Coltrane
My best friend are Charlie Parker and John Coltrane.
没有他们我就会迷失自己
Without them, I am lost.
简单地说他们的音乐就是我生活的音轨
Simply put, their music is the soundtrack of my life.
嗯我知道我长得帅
Yeah, I know I'm good-looking,
但那又有什么意义呢
but that's not worth a hill of beans
除非你能找到那个能与她
unless you find the right girl
共渡生命中特殊时刻的女孩
to share life's special moments with.
让我来告诉你在这个城市里
And let me tell you,in this town,
已经很难再找到那个特别的人了
it's been tough to find that special someone.
如果你自信如果你自立
If you're confident,if you're independent,
你如果心胸宽广情感丰富
if you're open-minded,passionate,
待人真诚乐于创新幽默开朗
genuine, creative, funny,
如果你认为你就是她
if you think you're her,
如果你认为我们合得来请
and you think we'll click,please--
与我联♥系♥ DocTroy77
Contact me, DocTroy77.
谢谢你 Troy医生
Thank you, Dr. Troy.
女士们欢迎来电啊
Ladies, all of our lines are open.
我们都会说些善意的谎言
We all tell little white lies.
在我们的身高体重上撒谎
We lie about our height,our weight,
在我们去过的和将要去的地方上撒谎
where we've been and where we're going.
今天晚上
And tonight,
开♥发♥电视游戏的Kevin Freeman
video game developer Kevin Freeman
将会发现
is about to discover
当他的幻想变为现实
that when his fantasy turns into reality,
诚实其实或许是最好的计策
honesty, in fact,may be the best policy
在他的善意的谎言
as his little white lies
使他卷入了一个大♥麻♥烦的情况下
get him into a world of trouble.
你有174条新消息
You have 174 new messages.
太棒了
Holy-- Yes!
打扰一下 Freeman先生
Uh, excuse me, Mr. Freeman?
Lily 快进来亲爱的
Lily, hi.Come on in, darling.
这是你要的活死人星球Ⅱ的销♥售♥报表
The sales reports from Planet of the Undead 2 you asked for.
哦谢谢
Oh, thank you.
嘿数字直线上升啊
Hey, our numbers rocked it.
哈哈看到没我怎么说的来着
Yes! See?It's just like I told you.
给孩子一个链锯和一群僵尸让他们砍
Give a child a chainsaw and 10,000 zombies to hack up,
他们就会进入FSP游戏的天堂
and they're in first-person shooter heaven.
嘿这样吧
Hey, you know what?
我们今晚出去庆祝一下
Let's go out tonight and celebrate.
哦求你了
Oh-- Please?
求你了好不好嘛
Please, please?
- 我不知道 - 哦拜托了
- I don't know. - Oh, come on.
你总是那么说
That's what you always say.
你什么时候说过行呢
When are you going to say yes?
对不起 Freeman先生
I'm sorry, Mr. Freeman.
我只是觉得你不是我的菜
I just don't think you're my type.
我不是你的菜这话讲不通啊
I'm not your type? That doesn't even make sense.
我是人见人爱看看我
I'm everybody's type. Look at me.
我就像是所有人都能用的那种血型
I'm like that blood type that everybody can use.
我是万能供血者
I'm a universal donor.
这是我的腿吗
Is it my calves?
我正在做小腿移植
You know,I'm getting calf implants.
想像一下我拥有Lance Armstrong的腿的样子
Picture me with Lance Armstrong's calves.
想像一下
Picture it.
现在你怎么想
Now what do you think?
嗨 Troy 我是Alexis
Hi, Troy. I'm Alexis.
我刚学会上网
I'm new on the Web site.
这是我第一次给人回复
This is the first time I've responded to anyone.
你好像很不错充满自信
You seem to be a very nice guy who's really sure of himself.
我喜欢这样的男人
I like that in a man.
选我吧我的Mandingo做♥爱♥机
Take me,my Mandingo love machine.
我会给你所有的快乐
The pleasure's gonna be all yours.
哦 Troy医生
Oh, Dr. Troy!
Troy医生
Dr. Troy!
嘿 Alexis 你给人感觉很不错
Hey, Alexis, you sound great.
我们不要浪费时间了
Let's not waste time.
我相信自然而然
I believe in spontaneity.
今晚0点
00 tonight,
在Wilder & Diamond大街上的日落烧烤
Sunset Grill on Wilder & Diamond.
- 你是Troy吗 - 是的嗨
- Uh, Troy? - Yeah. Hi.
- 嗨 Alexis - 对的
- Hi. Alexis. - Right. Hey.
- 见到你很高兴 - 见到你很高兴
- Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
嗯你看上去跟你简介中的照片不太一样
Uh, you don't really look much like your profile photos.
啊那个照片有点老了
Yeah. That photo's a little dated.
我正准备用个新点的照片替换它
I was gonna update it with a newer photo,
但是还没换
but I haven't.
公正地讲我喜欢自己长得像甜甜圈的样子
And to be fair,I love me some Krispy Kreme.
很明显吗
Is it obvious?
嗯但我还是稍有腹肌的
Um, but I kind of blew up my washboard abs there.
我正在健身房♥恢复体型
I'm getting back in the gym.
做仰卧起坐
You know, doing sit-ups.
大约每天2000个
Like, 2,000 a day.
这是6块腹肌中的第一块
This is the first bottle in my six-pack.
那么你是个心脏病医生啊
So you're a cardiologist?
哦不是职业的
Well, not professionally, no.
只能算是个业余爱好
It's more of a hobby.
但是可以说
But you could say
我在各方面都是个专家
I'm an expert in all things
就心脏而言
regarding the heart.
听着 Troy
Listen, Troy,
或者随便你真名叫什么
or whatever the hell your name really is,
我不喜欢撒谎的人
I don't like liars.
哦我没撒谎
Oh, I'm not a liar
算是点创造性修饰
so much as a creative embellisher.
Alexis
Alexis,
我们需要谈谈
we need to talk.
他是你的联♥系♥人吗
Is that your contact?
Raven也想见见他
'Cause Raven's gonna want to see him, too.
我不跟你或者Raven谈
I'm not talking to you or to Raven.
买♥♥单
Check, please!
趴下
Get down!
我们走
Let's go!
哇太不可思议了伙计
Wow. That was incredible, man,
当你拿起刀子刺向那家伙的
when you grabbed that knife,and you stabbed that guy in the--
闭嘴
Shut up.
你说的对
You're right.
语言已经是多余的了
Who needs words
在我们共同经历了这一切之后
after everything we've been through?
现在你想干什么好吧
Not what you meant.All right.
我错了
My bad.
我在接收社交暗示上有点迟钝
I'm a little slow in picking up the social cues.
我是一个笨蛋和骗子
I'm - An idiot and a liar.
那只是一方看法
That's one opinion.
你介意告诉我那些家伙是谁吗
Would you mind telling me who those guys were?
我不能告诉你
I can't tell you.
为什么因为如果你告诉我了就不得不杀了我
Why, because you'd have to kill me?