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Yeah.
是啊
Look, sometimes it's that very same heartache that leads you to God.
听着 有时候正是伤痛让人信仰上帝
It's simple. She has got to go through it to get to it.
很简单 她必须经历伤痛才能找到方向
I'm gonna say this.
我要说
One day, you are going to make a great mom.
将来你会是一个良母
Well, I got to make a great wife first.
那要先成为贤妻才行
Sasha. Namaste.
萨莎 你好
Class doesn't start for another 15 minutes.
15分钟后才开始上课
Yeah, I'm a little bit early.
嗯 我来得早了一点
Just needed some time to think. Okay.
-我需要时间好好想想 -好吧
Wait, my family isn't here, right?
等一下 我的家人没来吧
None of them are present at this time.
这次他们都没来
I sense a lot of red in your aura.
我感觉你的气场中充满了红色
I'm okay.
我没事
You know, we hold a lot of emotions in our hips.
要知道 我们将很多情绪堆积在髋部
As our goddess Shakira would say, our hips don't lie.
正如我们的女神夏奇拉所说 我们的髋部不会说谎
Why don't we do some hip openers and talk about it?
我们来打开髋部 顺便聊聊吧
Well, it's just... I'm not really into the whole church thing.
只是... 我对教堂真的不感兴趣
And my dad's trying to make me believe in
我爸想方设法让我相信
something that doesn't make sense to me.
我觉得没有道理的事
You mean like God? Yeah.
-你是说上帝吗 -是的
I did not believe in God until I met my pastor.
我以前也不信上帝 直到我遇见我的牧师
My dad's pastor is not the normal pastor, okay?
我爸的牧师不是普通的牧师 懂吗
He's...
他...
I really don't know how to describe him.
真不知道如何形容他
I guess you just have to see him to believe it.
只有亲眼见到他 你才会相信
Namaste!
你们好
Namaste, Pastor.
你好 牧师
Wait, Reverend Sweet Tee?
等一下 甜T教士
You two know each other?
你俩认识
Of course, this is my little...
那是当然 这是我的小...
Yogi Bear. Yogi Bear.
-瑜伽熊 -瑜伽熊
Y'all can't be serious. Yeah.
-真的假的 -真的
Am I being punk'd? No.
-我是不是被捉弄了 -不是
Reverend Sweet Tee, you do yoga?
甜T教士 你还练瑜伽
I've been doing yoga 'cause my lower back is givin' me problems.
我一直在练瑜伽 因为我的腰不好
Get some Reiki going.
来做灵气治疗
Ever since I fell off stage at the Essence Festival.
自从那次 从精华音乐节的舞台上摔下来
I just didn't think yoga and church mix.
我觉得瑜伽和教堂不搭调
Of course they do. Yoga and Jesus go hand in hand.
当然搭调 瑜伽和耶稣密不可分
In fact, I'm teaching a hot yoga class with prayer on Tuesdays.
事实上 每个星期二的热瑜伽课内容都是祷告
That's my favorite class.
我最喜欢那节课了
You've got to understand,
你得明白
it don't matter if it's yoga or if it's God.
瑜伽也好 上帝也罢
It don't matter if you're church-hopping, club-hopping or IHOP-ing.
不管是去教堂 夜店 还是IHOP餐厅
Just as long as you keep God first. It worked for Cardi B.
只要把上帝摆在首位就行 卡迪B就能接受
It's all about The Notorious G.O.D.
重点是"声名狼藉的上帝"
Godastamaste. Godastamaste.
-上帝与合十礼 -上帝与合十礼
I think I get it.
我想我明白了
Well, why don't we get into downward doggy style?
我们来做下犬式吧
Shall we? Yes.
-好吗 -好
And let me get my mat.
我先把瑜伽垫铺好
It's all about the money,
一切都是为了钱
and ain't a Holy Spirit funny.
圣灵真没意思
Wait a minute, Pops, you look sharp.
等一下 老爹 你真精神
Where'd you get that suit?
那套西装是哪儿来的
This is part of Bishop T.D. Jakes' Heavenly Collection.
这是杰克斯主教的"天堂时装系列"的其中一件
Well, Sash.
萨莎
How you doing?
-你还好吧 -嘿
That's right, church on Sundays. Yeah.
-对了 星期天去教堂 -对
I know you guys want me to go, so I'll go get dressed.
我知道你们想让我去 我去换衣服
No. You're good. Don't you have to go to yoga?
不 你不用去 你不是要去练瑜伽吗
Well, not until, like, after 3:00.
要3点以后才开始
Let's go now so we can get some cinnamon rolls on the way!
现在就出发吧 路上还可以买♥♥点肉桂卷
You guys are gonna get cinnamon rolls?
你们要买♥♥肉桂卷吗
You know, I like cinnamon rolls.
我爱吃肉桂卷
Don't they have a Cinnabon next to your little yoga spot?
你练瑜伽的地方 旁边不是有家肉桂卷甜品店吗
Yeah, but it's not the same.
没错 但是不一样
We'll bring you back one. It might be a little stale.
我们给你带一个回来 可能不太新鲜
But at least you can't say we didn't bring you nothing.
但至少别说我们什么都不给你带
It'll only take me a couple of minutes to get dressed.
我换衣服只需要几分钟
Nah. You know, it's just more blessings for us, you know.
不用了 这样对我们更好
I hope that reverend doesn't keep us there all day,
希望那个教士不会耽搁我们一整天
'cause I made reservations at the HomeTown Buffet.
我在家乡自助餐厅订了座位
That picked-over bread pudding is to die for.
那些挑剩下的面包布丁好吃极了
The bread pudding is spiritual.
面包布丁有灵性
Amatasteaste. Amatasteaste.
-合十美味 -合十美味
Sasha.
萨莎
Did your family leave already? I was hoping to catch a ride
你的家人已经走了 我还想搭车呢
because Reverend Sweet Tee charges $25 for parking.
因为甜T教士要收25美元停车费
Yeah, they just left. If you hurry, you can catch 'em.
是啊 他们刚走 要是你快点 还能追上他们
Okay. Well... Are you okay?
好吧 我... 你没事吧
How come you didn't go to church?
你怎么没去教堂
I don't really want to talk about it. You can talk to me.
-我不想谈这个 -你可以告诉我
I just don't understand why God would take my mom away.
我只是不明白 为什么上帝要把妈妈带走
Honey, I know why it would feel like that.
亲爱的 我明白你为何会有这种感觉
Here, sit.
来 坐下
It's just, we used to go to church every Sunday,
以前我们每个星期天都去教堂
and I thought that if I prayed sincerely, I'd get what I needed.
我以为只要虔诚祷告 就能得到需要的东西
So then when my mom got sick, I prayed for her to get better.
所以后来妈妈生病时 我祈祷她好起来
God didn't answer my prayer.
上帝没有回应我的祷告
So that's why I think church is all a scam.
所以我才觉得教堂是骗人的
Let me ask you something.
我问你一个问题
You sometimes hear your mom speaking to you?
有时候你会听到 你妈妈跟你说话 对吧
Yes. Yes.
-对 -对
That voice in your head, comforting you when you're down?
你脑海中的那个声音 在你情绪低落时给你安慰 对吧
Yeah. Yeah.
-对 -对
That's God, honey.
那就是上帝 亲爱的
It's a blessing to be able to hear that voice.
能听到那个声音是上帝赐福
And that's why people go to church. Like your family.
所以人们才去教堂 比如你的家人
It helps them stay connected.
这有助于他们维持关系
I just wish I had more time with my mom.
我只希望能有更多时间和妈妈在一起
I know. I know, babe.
我知道 宝贝
But this is time for you to cherish with your father.
但现在你应该珍惜 与你父亲在一起的时间
And as much pork as he eats,
他吃那么多猪肉
he won't be around that long.
他不会陪伴你很久的
I'm joking. You know.
我在开玩笑 你懂的
You know what, Stacy?
知道吗 史黛西
I think you're right.
我想你说得对
Thank you. I really appreciate the talk.
谢谢 多谢你陪我谈心
It's what I'm here for.
这是我应该做的
Now, why don't you throw on some clothes and we'll grab breakfast?
去换件衣服吧 我们去吃早餐
Can we get cinnamon rolls?
可以吃肉桂卷吗
Yes, I know just the place.
可以 我知道有个很棒的地方
Go ahead. Okay.
-去吧 -好
I appreciate the charitable givers
感谢那些慈善捐赠者
because we have reached our financial goals.
让我们实现了财务目标
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
-哈利路亚 -哈利路亚
Except for them stankin'-ass Johnson sisters.
除了臭屁♥股♥的约翰逊姐妹
Yes, I said "ass." Because they say "ass" in the Bible.
没错 我说了"屁♥股♥" 因为"圣经"里也说"屁♥股♥"
The question is...
问题在于...
♪ Why can't I ♪
♪ 凭什么我就不行 ♪
♪ Why can't I have a 375-foot yacht ♪
♪ 凭什么我就不能拥有一百米长的游艇 ♪
♪ Why can't I ♪
♪ 凭什么我就不行 ♪
♪ Why can't I ♪
♪ 凭什么我就不行 ♪
♪ Why can't I have a yacht ♪
♪ 凭什么我就不能拥有游艇 ♪
What are you doing here? It's Sunday.
-你来干什么 -今天是星期天
The family goes to church on Sundays, right?
我们家星期天要来教堂 对吧
Because God is an honorable God...
因为上帝是荣耀的上帝...
I'm glad you came.
你来了我很高兴
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