爸爸好尴尬（2021）

And the only way to do that is to sing the devil out of her bones.
唯一的方法 是用歌♥声赶走她骨子里的魔鬼
As I look into my flock, I see my favorite chicken.
我在我的教众中 看到了我最喜欢的小鸡
Chelsea, come on up.
切尔西 上来吧
Come on up and cluck for Jesus.
上来为耶稣高歌♥一曲
Amen.
阿门
Cluck for Jesus. Cluck for Jesus!
为耶稣高歌♥一曲 为耶稣高歌♥一曲
Listen, I want you to sing from your heart.
听着 我要你唱出你的心声
And she sings better than the step-cousin of Mahalia Jackson.
她比玛哈莉亚·杰克逊的表妹唱得还好
Let the Lord use you, Chelsea.
让上帝利用你吧 切尔西
Amen!
阿门
Lord.
上帝啊
I got it. I got it.
我没事 我没事
Lord.
上帝啊
Sometimes God giveth, this time God taketh her voice away.
有时上帝给予 这次上帝夺走了她的歌♥喉
See? I told y'all church was whack.
瞧 我说过教堂没意思
Sasha, you need to stop talking about church like that.
萨莎 别再这样说教堂了
It's just blasphemous.
这是亵渎神明
Dad, come on.
爸爸 拜托
I mean, they even have a church app.
他们甚至还有一个教堂应用程序
Here's a list of different preachers that charge a monthly subscription.
这是每月收取订阅费的牧师名单
Check this guy out.
你看这个家伙
Reverend Chucky Change.
恰吉·钱吉牧师
Reverend Chucky Change has a question for you.
恰吉·钱吉牧师想问你一个问题
Now, does it make sense for me to travel in that metal tube
是让我跟那些魔鬼一起坐飞机
with all them demons?
更合理呢
Or does it make more sense
还是让我在上帝友好的天空中
for me to fly like a free bird
像自♥由♥的小鸟一样翱翔
in the friendly skies of God
更合理呢
in my brand-new... Wait for it, Mama.
坐着我崭新的... 听好了
G... Not three, not four,
G... 不是3 不是4
but five.
而是G-5商务机
Look, he needs a private jet
他需要一架私人飞机
so he can get the prayers closer to heaven.
这样才能让祷告离天堂更近
They have really brainwashed you.
你真是被他们洗♥脑♥了
They have not brainwashed me. It is about Jesus.
他们没有给我洗♥脑♥ 这关系到耶稣
Well, my Jesus is yoga.
我的耶稣是瑜伽
Pops, don't pass out.
老爹 别晕倒了
I mean, come on. Yoga is, like, where I find my spirituality, my salvation.
拜托 瑜伽让我找到灵性和救赎
Your salvation?
救赎
Has this yoga ever parted the Red Seas
瑜伽分开过红海
or led the Jews out of Egypt?
带领犹太人逃出埃及吗
Has your yoga ever hung on a cross on Friday,
你的瑜伽试过星期五被钉在十字架上
rose on Sunday and then had Easter bunnies?
星期天复活 并且有复活节兔子吗
There are no Easter bunnies in the Bible.
"圣经"里没有复活节兔子
There were two on the ark, Roger and Jessica.
方舟上就有两只 罗杰和杰西卡
Come on, Dad.
拜托 爸爸
Yoga really helps me work through some stuff.
瑜伽真的能帮我想清楚一些事
I went to church.
我去了教堂
Why can't y'all try yoga?
你们怎么就不能试试瑜伽呢
Didn't you say you wanted us to bond more?
你不是说希望我们更亲近吗
Damn it.
见鬼
I hate it when she uses my words against me.
最讨厌她用我的话对付我了
But you know what? I am the daddy in this situation,
不过你知道吗 现在我是老爸
and I'll be damned if I go to some hot yoga.
要是我去练热瑜伽 我就不是人
So this is it.
就是这里
I'll see you guys inside.
我们里面见
I don't know how I let this girl
真不知道我怎么会被她说服
talk me into coming into this whack-ass yoga.
跑来练这个破瑜伽
Because you're weak, boy. Then why are you here?
-因为你意志薄弱 小子 -那你来干什么
I'll give you two reasons.
我给你两个理由
Hello, ladies.
你们好啊 美女
Y'all need help stretching out your third eye?
需要我帮忙拉伸你们的第三只眼吗
Namaskar, yogis.
大家好 瑜伽学员们
Today, we're grounding through the root chakra.
今天我们将通过根脉轮来打基础
We're gonna be one with Mother Earth.
我们将和大地母亲融为一体
Muladhara, opening up the chakras.
海底轮 打开脉轮
All we have is here and now. The present moment.
我们只能把握此时此刻 当下
And I sense so many angels in this room.
我感觉这个房♥间中有很多天使
See? She said "angels."
瞧 她说"天使"
What about Jesus?
那耶稣呢
In the next 60 minutes, yogis, your body is going to be going through a lot.
接下来的60分钟 你们的身体将经历很多事
We're going to be releasing the restrictions of society.
我们将摆脱社会的束缚
It's perfectly normal if you have to deflate.
如果你们想排气 那很正常
In fact... I just deflated.
事实上... 我刚排了一个
Sasha,
萨莎
did you just deflate?
你是不是排气了
No!
没有
My bad. Them curly fries were kicking.
我的错 薯条让我胀气
Can you guys please just be quiet?
你们能不能安静点
Fine.
好的
What are you talking about? How can you say that?
什么意思 你怎么能说这种话
Tupac is definitely better than Biggie.
图帕克绝对比大个小子棒
Are you crazy? Biggie made big dudes sexy.
你疯了吗 大个小子让胖子显得性感
Yeah? Well, Tupac made a hologram sexy.
是吗 图帕克让全息影像显得性感
Great!
好极了
Now Aunt Chelsea and Johnny are here.
切尔西姑妈和约翰尼来了
There goes my chance of quietly working through some things.
我没机会静静地想事情了
At least no one knows they're with me.
至少没人知道他们和我是一起的
Sash, you got room over there for your aunty?
萨莎 你那边有姑妈的位置吗
Lord!
上帝啊
See, she does believe in God.
瞧 她确实相信上帝
Sasha. When is your next yoga class?
萨莎 你下次上瑜伽课是什么时候
I was thinkin' I'd rengay through.
我想练一练身材
Please don't.
拜托你别去
No, I've been working on my new... I call it the cat-cow pose.
不 我一直在练习新的... 我称之为猫牛式
Suck in!
收腹
Release.
放松
This is delicate.
情况很微妙
How do you tell your dad that he's an embarrassment
你要如何告诉爸爸 说他很丢人
and you never want him at yoga class again?
你希望他别再出现在瑜伽课上
Dad, you're an embarrassment and I never want you at yoga class again.
爸爸 你很丢人 我希望你别再出现在瑜伽课上
What's that all about?
这话从何说起
I was doing you a favor. Yeah. Me a favor?
-我是在帮你忙 -帮我忙
How is humiliating me a favor?
明明是羞辱我 怎么会是帮忙
Humiliating? What are you talking about?
羞辱 什么意思
We were there to support you.
我们是去支持你的
That's what families do. We support.
一家人就该这样 相互支持
Well, we look like that family from Black-ish, only broke-ish.
我们像是"黑人当道"里的家庭 只是穷得叮当响
Face it. You don't care about anything that's important to me.
承认吧 老爸 你从不关心对我来说重要的事
Sash, wait a minute.
萨莎 等一下
Where's this coming from? What do you want me to do?
这是从何说起 你想让我怎么做
I want you to let me do me.
我希望你让我做我自己
You can do the whole church thing and I'll do my yoga thing.
你去你的教堂 我练我的瑜伽
You know, Mom used to let me be a free spirit.
以前妈妈让我做个自♥由♥的精灵
Listen, Sash, I don't know where all this is coming from,
听着 萨莎 我不知道你为什么会这样说
but stretching in a hot room
但是在闷热的房♥间里拉伸身体
is not going to bring your mom back.
并不能让你妈活过来
Well, neither is church.
教堂也不能
What?
什么
What was that all about?
她这是怎么了
I have no idea.
我也不知道
I think she's having a hard time with her mom...
可能是她妈妈去世了
being gone. I don't know.
她心情不好 我也不知道
It took you a while to get over your mom passing.
你妈妈去世时 你也用了很长时间才走出低谷
Yeah, but when my mom passed,
没错 但是我妈去世时
I would go to church because it would give me comfort.
我会去教堂 因为教堂能给我安慰
And now she says she doesn't believe in God.
而现在 她说她不信上帝
I can't let these Black neighbors know she don't believe in God.
我不能让这些黑人邻居知道她不信上帝
Brian, if you lost your mom at such a young age,
布莱恩 如果你也小小年纪就失去了母亲
you probably wouldn't either.
很可能你也不会相信上帝