爸爸好尴尬（2021）

Snap! I didn't know I was gonna find my favorite sister here.
哎呀 没想到会在这里找到我最喜欢的妹妹
I'm your only sister.
你只有我一个妹妹
Look, Chelsea. I got something that's gonna change your life.
听着 切尔西 我有一样东西可以改变你的人生
You're hooking me up with Donald Glover.
你要介绍我认识唐纳德·葛洛佛
You know what? I am not.
知道吗 不是的
But I know Danny Glover.
不过我认识丹尼·葛洛佛
Look. This is what I was thinking about. The lip gloss idea.
听着 我是这样想的 那个唇彩的主意
Why don't we do that as a limited summer release? Run with it.
我们何不做成夏季限♥量♥版 大干一场
You are finally taking my advice.
你终于采纳我的建议了
Damn right, I am. You should've in high school.
-是的 没错 -你高中时就该听我的
I said your Jheri curl made you look like a Black Kenny G.
我说过 你要是梳谢里卷发 就是黑人版的肯尼基
First off, my Jheri curl was popping.
首先 我的谢里卷发帅呆了
The reason I know that, 'cause Ice Cube saw me
因为有一次艾斯·库伯[说唱歌♥手]在商场见到我
at the mall one time and yelled out, "West-sia-fo-lia-nia."
他冲我大喊 "你太帅了"
Shut up.
闭嘴
Anyway, I was thinking, your great marketing skills,
总之 我在想 凭你高超的营销技巧
here's how we're gonna change the world.
我们将这样改变世界
How about you come work with me at Bay? Toast.
来贝杨公♥司♥跟我一起干吧 干杯
It is hard enough living under the same roof with you.
跟你住在一起已经够我受的了
You want us working together, too?
你还想让我和你共事
I prefer you moved the hell out, but...
我更希望你搬出去 不过...
Bay is struggling, and think about it.
贝杨公♥司♥处境艰难 想想看
It's a family biz that our mom passed down to us,
这是妈妈传给我们的家族企业
and it's a Black-owned business.
而且是黑人拥有的企业
Right now, white people feeling guilty.
现在白人感觉内疚
It's time we run with that.
正好可以利用
Yeah.
对啊
We can capitalize on the Caucasians.
我们可以赚白人的钱
Capitalize on the Caucasians. Capitalize...
-赚白人的钱 -赚...
So, what d'you think?
你觉得怎么样
Let me think about it.
让我想想
That's not the worst idea you've ever had.
这还不是你最烂的点子
You know, the worst idea I ever had
我最烂的点子
was when I had my Jheri curl close to that grill.
是将我的谢里卷发靠近烤架
There she is. My favorite girl.
她在这里 我最爱的妹子
Let's make this clear.
让我把话说清楚
We're not dating, and this is not a relationship.
我们不是在约会 我们也不是恋爱关系
But if you wanna buy me jewelry, I ain't mad at that.
但你要是想送我珠宝首饰 我倒是不会生气
It's all good, Chelsea. Keep it casual.
这样很好 切尔西 随便玩玩
Yeah. Yeah.
-对 -对
I got a lot of entanglements, girl.
我有很多情人 妹子
No, I was just kidding. Call me.
不 我开玩笑的 给我打电♥话♥
I'll be here.
我就在这里
That's a special talent, J.
真有你的 阿约
Making Chelsea disappear. Want a beer?
能让切尔西消失 喝啤酒吗
Manny, you said you was cleaning the pool.
曼尼 你说你要去清理游泳池
This ain't the pool.
这里可不是游泳池
No. Today I was supposed to water the plants,
不 今天我本来该给植物浇水
but it rained last night.
但昨天晚上下雨了
So it's like Mother Nature gave me a day off.
算是大自然母亲放了我一天假
Will y'all kill all that noise?
你们能不能别吵了
I'm playing Tijuana Fats here for 20 bucks.
我在打桌球呢 赌了20块钱
Thought you said it was ten.
你不是说赌十块吗
Well, that's before I made my first four shots.
那是在我打了前四杆之前
And... game!
然后... 进了
You owe me one blue hunnid.
你欠我一张百元大钞
Another Amber Alert? I thought I blocked those stupid things.
又是安珀警报 我还以为已经被我屏蔽了呢
It's from Visa.
是信♥用♥卡♥公♥司♥
Zia just spent $12 on a smoothie at Whole Foods.
齐娅刚刚在全食超♥市♥花12块钱买♥♥了份冰沙
"Report as fraud." And now it's free.
"举报盗刷" 现在免费了
Wait a minute. Whole Foods?
等一下 全食超♥市♥
Sasha said she was going to the movies.
萨莎说她去看电影了
That's on the other side of town.
电影院在市区的另一头
Nah, Zia's at Whole Foods.
不 齐娅在全食超♥市♥
Man. I'd love for her to grab me some banana chips,
真想让她给我带点香蕉片回来
but she'd know I was tracking her.
但那样她就知道我在追踪她了
Wait. You track your daughter on your phone?
等等 你用手♥机♥追踪你的女儿
You respect Sasha's privacy and don't track her behind her back?
难道你尊重萨莎的隐私 不会背着她追踪她吗
You're a terrible father. Give me your phone.
你这个爸爸太差劲了 把你的手♥机♥给我
You can track your kids on your phone?
还可以用手♥机♥追踪孩子
I'm glad they didn't have that when you were little.
幸亏你小时候没有这种技术
I liked when my kids got lost.
我巴不得孩子们都出去
Gave me a little me time.
让我一个人清静一下
Sasha's at Dave & Buster's. What?
-萨莎在戴宝氏游戏餐厅 -什么
This is crazy. That don't make no sense.
太扯了 这说不通啊
It does if she's lying to you.
要是她骗了你 就能说通了
No, look, maybe your triflin' ass daughter might lie,
不 听着 你那个轻浮的女儿也许会撒谎
but not my baby girl.
但我的宝贝女儿不会
No, but your teenage daughter would.
没错 但你十多岁的女儿会撒谎
No, hold on. I'm not worried about Sasha, okay?
不 等一下 我不担心萨莎 好吗
All I'mma do is just text...
我只要发一条短♥信♥...
You know what? Don't even have to text. She just texted me.
你猜怎么着 连短♥信♥都不用发 她给我发短♥信♥了
"Having a great time with Zia at the movies. Call you later."
"跟齐娅看电影很开心 一会儿给你打电♥话♥"
Looks like Sasha's lying to your ass.
看起来萨莎在对你撒谎
Nobody goes to Dave & Buster's by themselves.
没有人会独自去戴宝氏
Their whole menu is shareables.
那里的菜单全是分享套餐
Well, if she's not with Zia, who could she be with?
如果她不是跟齐娅在一起 那她跟谁在一起
She better be with Jesus.
她最好是跟耶稣在一起
Let's get to Dave & Buster's.
我们去戴宝氏
Pops, you drivin'? Hell yeah.
-老爹 你来开车吧 -好啊
You know I ain't got my license, though.
不过你知道 我没有驾照
You're supposed to shoot the bad guys, not the cops.
你应该射坏人 不是射警♥察♥
You play your game, I'll play mine.
你玩你的 我玩我的
Thunder, you copy? This is White Lightning.
雷霆 听到吗 我是白色闪电
You got a 20 on Sasha?
你找到萨莎了吗
Negative.
没有
Manny, holla at me.
曼尼 回话
Negative.
没有
All I see is some selfish bastard hogging the Skee-Ball.
我只看到一个自私的混♥蛋♥霸着投球机
That's right. I'm talking to you, big man.
没错 我在跟你说话 小伙子
She's right there. There's Sasha.
她在那儿 萨莎在那儿
I guess I'm not the only one who goes to Dave & Buster's by themselves.
看来不是只有我会一个人来戴宝氏
What I don't understand is
我搞不懂
why would she lie and say she's at the movies?
她为什么要撒谎说她在看电影呢
What's up?
你好
Hell no! I don't think that's Jesus.
见鬼 那好像不是耶稣
That boy may not be Jesus, but he's about to meet him.
也许那小子不是耶稣 但他马上就要去见耶稣了
♪ Hallelujah ♪
♪ 哈利路亚 ♪
Why does it suddenly feel cold and old in here?
怎么我突然觉得这里又冷又老旧
I'm going over there.
我要过去
No! You can't go over there.
-不要 -你不能去
She'll know you're tracking her. She'll tell Zia.
她会知道你在追踪她 然后她会告诉齐娅
Then Zia will figure out that I'm tracking her.
齐娅会猜到我在追踪她
And then she'll be too mad to teach me the Renegade.
她一生气 就不教我"叛徒"舞了
That's all I got.
我只会这个动作
Plus, Mr. Brian,
还有 布莱恩先生
you already told Sasha she couldn't hang out with him.
你跟萨莎说过 不许她跟他一起玩
And that only made her want him more.
那只会让她更想和他在一起
You remember your barbecue bacon pork rinds?
还记得你的培根烤猪皮吗
I didn't even know I wanted 'em till you said I couldn't have 'em.
要不是你不让我吃 我还不知道我那么喜欢吃
Then I ended up finishing the whole bag,
结果我光着屁♥股♥躺在你的浴缸里
butt-ass naked in your bathtub.
把一整袋全吃了
I'll be right back.
我马上回来
I'm gonna go get us some Slurpees.
我去买♥♥点思乐冰
You got pros in different area codes?
你还到处招蜂引蝶
Not on my watch. Portrait.
有我在就休想 人像模式
We gotta figure out how to stop this,
我们得想办法阻止他
but without her knowing.
但不能让她知道
What you wanna do, Brian?
你想怎么做 布莱恩
I got Carole Baskin's number.
我有卡罗尔·巴斯金的电♥话♥号♥码