爸爸好尴尬（2021）

Good evening. I'm so happy to meet you.
下午好 很高兴见到你们
I've read my notes on you two, and...
我看过我为你俩做的笔记了
seems like you've been living together for a little while.
看来你们已经共同生活一段时间了
But guess what? I'm here to make sure that
但是你猜怎么着 我保证
when you two lovebirds leave here today,
你们这对鸳鸯今天离开时
that you'll be singing in perfect harmony,
你们将鸾凤和鸣
just like Whitney and Bobby!
像惠特尼·休斯顿和鲍比·布朗一样
Excuse me just a moment.
失陪一下
I know there's a little age cavern,
我知道你俩有点年龄差距
but don't be afraid of a little skin-on-skin contact.
不过不要害怕小小的肌肤之亲
Dad, I think she thinks we're dating each other.
老爸 我觉得她把我们当成情侣了
Impossible.
不可能
Please, go on.
请继续
I think that the wedge between you two
我认为你俩的隔阂
is coming from a deeper place, Mr. Dixon.
有更深的原因 狄克逊先生
What are you talking about? He's my dad.
你说什么呢 他是我爸
You know, calling somebody "Daddy"
你知道 管某个人叫"爹地"
can be part of a bigger sphere of intimacy, baby.
可以是更大范围的 亲密关系的一部分 宝贝
Well, I call this a bunch of bull.
我说这是胡说八道
And I call this already paid for.
我说钱已经付了
Zip it.
闭嘴
How did we get here?
我们怎么会走到这一步
My daughter is getting on my nerves.
我女儿要把我气疯了
I don't know how to connect with her.
我不知道如何和女儿沟通
I've known you since high school,
我从高中时代就认识你了
and I've known Sasha her whole life.
我是看着萨莎长大的
You know what you two need? Therapy.
知道你俩需要什么吗 心理治疗
Man, come on. No, I got the perfect person.
-伙计 得了吧 -不 我有一个最佳人选
And I know what you're gonna say.
我知道你会怎么说
Black people don't go to therapy.
黑人不接受治疗
My name is Sasha Dixon, and I live in Atlanta, Georgia.
我叫萨莎·狄克逊 我住在乔治亚州亚特兰大市
Sadly, after my mom passed,
令人伤心的是 我妈去世后
I came to live with my dad, Brian Dixon, down here in the A.
我来到亚特兰大 跟我爸布莱恩·狄克逊住在一起
He inherited his mom's cosmetics company, BAY Cosmetics,
他继承了奶奶的化妆品公♥司♥ 贝杨化妆品公♥司♥
which stands for "Beverly and Young."
全称是"贝弗莉与杨格公♥司♥"
It's a new life for me,
我的生活从此翻开了新的一页
getting reacquainted with my Pops, my favorite aunty, Chels,
逐渐熟悉我的老爹 我最爱的姑妈切尔西
and my embarrassing Daddy.
以及总是出丑的老爸
I really miss my old life.
我非常怀念以前的生活
But, learning to function in our dysfunctional home
不过 学着在我们不正常的家庭中正常地生活
has gotten me to a place that I never thought I'd end up:
让我落到了一个我做梦也想不到的境地
therapy.
心理治疗
So, tell me more about this living situation.
详细说说你们在生活中遇到的问题
Is there anything can be done to make you feel more...
有没有办法能让你们感觉更加...
I don't know, comfortable?
我也说不好 自在
Well, for starters, my dad makes me really uncomfortable
首先 我爸跟那些"香花"鬼混的时候
when he hangs around the thots.
让我觉得非常不自在
Really?
真的吗
Tell me more of your thoughts.
详细说说你的想法
Not "thoughts," "thots."
不是"想法" 是"香花"
The thots he's seeing.
跟他约会的那些花痴
I don't see my thoughts, I think my thoughts.
我不会跟香花约会 香花是用来欣赏的
No, no, no. "Thots."
不 是"香花"
T-H-O-T. "Those hoes over there."
香花 "家花不如野花香"的香花
I see.
我明白了
This is an...
你们是...
open relationship.
开放式情侣关系
What?
什么
Brian, would you care to...
布莱恩 你愿意...
tell me more about your thots?
跟我说说你那些香花吗
I would love to.
非常愿意
Brian! Yeah.
-布莱恩 -嗯
I just love your beautiful home.
我好喜欢你的漂亮房♥子
You know, I could just stay here forever.
我可以住下来不走了
You know, get your pretty feet off my chair.
把你的漂亮小脚从椅子上拿下去
You know, you can't stay here at all.
你不能住在这里
You know what? My daughter, she's coming to live with me.
知道吗 我女儿就要来跟我一起住了
There is nothing sexier than a single dad raising a child.
没什么比单亲父亲抚养孩子更性感的了
No?
是吗
No. When does she get here?
没错 她什么时候到
As a matter of fact, today.
就是今天
You know... Look, I'm trying to create a stable household for her.
你知道... 听着 我想为她提供一个安定的家
I can't have women running in and out of the house and things like that.
所以不能有女人在家里进进出出的
I got to get to the airport soon,
我马上就要去机场了
and I'm sure that you got somewhere you gotta be, right?
你肯定有地方要去 对吧
Right! I sure do.
没错 当然有
Right here in this palatial palace.
就是这座宏伟的宫殿
Now come on. I need a full house tour.
来吧 我想参观整座房♥子
Look, we can't go up there. I done left drawers all on the floor.
听着 我们不能上楼去 把内衣内♥裤♥扔一地
Great minds think alike.
英雄所见略同
But you work for me!
但你是我的员工
No, that's... Baby!
不 那是... 宝贝
What's in this room? It's a bedroom, like any other room.
这个房♥间有什么 这是卧室 和其他房♥间一样
It's so beautiful!
太漂亮了
Back in the day,
要是以前
I would have tried to knock all the spice off of that jerk chicken.
我会试着把这只香辣鸡身上的香料全都震下来
But I gotta be responsible. She works for me, for God's sake!
但我必须负责任 她是我的员工 看在上帝的份上
Your bed is so comfy. Yeah.
-你的床真舒服 -是啊
Yeah, I could just sleep here all night long.
我可以在这里睡一整晚
Please don't.
求你了 不要啊
I just want to show you my appreciation for making me a BAY model.
我只想谢谢你让我当贝杨公♥司♥的模特
Yeah, you know what? You could also show me appreciation,
对 知道吗 你可以换种方式谢谢我
you know those gift cards from Popeyes?
你知道博派斯炸鸡店的礼品卡吗
Them sandwiches is hard to come by.
那家的三明治很难买♥♥到
Well, actually, I did get you a gift.
我还真的给你带了一件礼物
Something I think you'll really like.
我觉得你一定会喜欢
"Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuter..."
"创世纪 出埃及记 利未记 民数记 申命... "
What is this? Some jeggings?
这是什么 牛仔打底裤吗
No, silly! They're skinny jeans.
不 傻瓜 这是紧身牛仔裤
I think they'd look incredible on you.
我觉得你穿上会很好看
They would?
是吗
Thank you. No, thank you.
谢谢 不 应该谢谢你
Now, come over here, zaddy.
好了 过来吧 帅哥
There's one more way I want to show you how appreciative I am.
我还有个办法让你知道我是多么感激你
"Just when I thought I was out,
"正当我以为我已经摆脱了的时候
they pull me back in."
他们又把我拉了回去"[出自教父3]
Saved by the bell.
救命铃♥声♥
Listen. I'm gonna go downstairs and check on the house,
听着 我下楼去检查一下
make sure it ain't on fire, okay?
确保房♥子没有着火 好吗
And hold these biker shorts.
收好这条骑行短裤
I like to interject myself...
我想让自己...
Excuse me, baby.
抱歉 宝贝
Let me get on in here.
让我坐在中间
I like to interject myself into the...
我想让自己参与到...
the process that I put my patients through,
我让患者完成的治疗过程当中
and I call this "hands-on therapy."
我称之为"动手治疗"
Some people call it a "threesome," but...
也有人称之为"三人行" 不过...
What?
什么
What? She's my daughter!
-怎么了 -她是我女儿
That's my dad!
他是我爸爸
Well...
这样啊...
Let me blow these candles out, then.
那我把蜡烛吹灭
I totally got my chakras mixed up.
我完全把我的脉轮弄混了
Misdiagnosed the aura in the room.
误判了房♥间内的气氛
I kind of diagnosed that wrong.
判断错误
See? We can't even get this right.
瞧 我们连这个都做不对
Sasha, listen, we're supposed to do this.
萨莎 听我说 我们应该做治疗
No, coz this was your idea... You have to respect me...
-不 来接受心理治疗 -你得尊重我...
for coming into therapy. I didn't want to come here...
是你的主意 我原本就不想来...
Black people don't go to therapy!
黑人不接受心理治疗