崩溃人生（2017）

Crashing S01E08

Part 6 July 15, 2020, 11:21 a.m.

我不一定要当喜剧演员那是爱好
I don't have to be a comedian. It's a hobby.
我可以让你欢笑可以逗我们的孩子笑
I can make you laugh. I can make our kids laugh.
你不想和他在一起杰茜你们不幸福
You don't want to be with him, Jess. You weren't happy.
我们可以破镜重圆
We can put the genie back in the bottle.
-破镜不能重圆 -闭嘴
- You can't put genies back in bottles! - Shut up!
-破了就是破了 -闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴
- They're out being genies! - Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
我选择耶稣
I chose Jesus!
哈利路亚
Hallelujah!
我获得新生了
She is risen!
那不算数各位那不算数
That did not count. That did not count, everyone!
这些都不算数
None of this counts!
杰茜你不明白我一无所有
Jess, you don't understand. I-- I have nothing.
我没有工作没有钱
I have-- I have no job. I have no money.
我没有前途没有住的地方
I-- I have no prospects. I have nowhere to stay.
我得和你在一起
I need to be with you.
上帝会指引你的皮特
God will provide a way, Peter.
一直都会
He always does.
我们不去坦帕了吗
What about Tampa, though?
杰茜
Jess?
我已经付了定金了
I already put down a deposit!
杰茜老天
Jess! God!
她没那么好
She wasn't that great.
看到没这就是教会
See? This is church.
是啊我跟你说这还不错
Yeah. I'll tell ya, this ain't bad.
真不错感谢你上帝
That's good stuff. Thank you, Lord.
河路汽车旅馆
我最近一直在回想
I've been doing a lot of reflecting lately
人生中最开心的时刻想到了一超开心的
on the happiest moments of my life, and I thought of a big one.
你们有没有和不想约的人定过出行计划
You ever make plans with someone you do not want to hang out with
结果他们取消了
and then they cancel?
钱湿了还能用吗哥们
Does wet money work, man?
都两半了
What a rip.
反正还是不够
It's not enough, anyway.
住宿费我是帮不上你了
I can't really help you out with the hotel,
不过我哥会给我汇钱
but my brother will wire me money...
应该要过几天吧
in the next couple days.
我得给他打个电♥话♥
I just gotta give him a call.
他玩比特币
He's a bitcoin guy.
你有想过在你之前是谁存在于
Do you ever think about who existed in your environment
你现在的环境中吗
before you came upon it?
比如我们在这里
Like, for example, we are here,
但我们来之前
but... who was here before...
是谁在这里这家旅馆建成前又是谁在这里
we got here? Who was here before this hotel... was here?
可能是印第安人
Maybe the Indians?
又或许是拓荒者
Maybe... pioneers?
也可能是北欧海盗
Could be Vikings.
纽约北部
There were no Vikings...
不可能有北欧海盗
in upstate New York.
你还生气吗
Are you still mad?
别用脚吃薯条
Don't eat French fries with your foot.
我很激动我们成朋友了伙计
I'm really excited about our friendship, man.
我们不是朋友只是同时破产了
We're not friends. We're broke... together.
友谊就是这么开始的
That's how it starts.
如果我看成人节目你会尴尬吗
Would you be uncomfortable if I put on some adult fare?