差不多得了（2020）

*I'm in the pool*
不 乔什
No! Josh!
小刀杰克
Jack-knife!
你居然害我们被赶出了参观房♥
I can't believe you got us kicked out of that open house.
我道过歉了
Hey, I said I was sorry.
现在我们可以做点大家喜欢
Now can we do something we're all...
做的事
into?
不 什么都别碰
No! Don't touch anything!
我就快把加菲猫和耶稣联♥系♥起来了
I'm this close to connecting Garfield to Jesus!
你在喝私酿酒吗
Are you drinking moonshine?
没有 那个太恶心了
No! That's disgusting!
那是我的尿
That's my urine.
我们从厨房♥进去吧
We'll just go in through the kitchen.
小心
Watch out!
不是吧 你非得在厨房♥里弄这个吗
Seriously? You had to do this in the kitchen?
亚历克斯占了客厅啊
Alex was taking up the whole living room.
快来 坎蒂斯
Get in here, Candice!
身体就是你灵魂寄居的画笔
Your body is a paintbrush that your spirit inhabits.
亲爱的 这个抽屉很像参观房♥的
Look, honey, we have a drawer like the open house.
怎么都关不上
It won't slam!
看 吊灯
Look, Em -- chandelier!
我想出去走走 透透气
I think I'm just gonna go for a walk, get some air.
你不喜欢把身体当画笔吗
You don't want to use your body like a paintbrush?
不了 你们忙你们的 我忙我的
Nah, you guys do your thing, I'll go do my thing.
我们可以一起做一件事啊
But we should do a thing together.
那件事是清理拥挤的公♥寓♥吗
Is that thing cleaning up this overcrowded apartment?
不是 肯定能找到比这个更好的主意
Nah, there's gotta be something better.
我的天啊 等等
Oh, my God. Wait.
家庭单车
只需两千
我一直想弄一个家庭单车家庭
I've always wanted to be a Family Bike family.
左边超车
On your left!
什么
Wha-- Wha --
你的家人呢 废物
Where's your family, loser?
这就是我们可以一起做的事
That's what we'll do together.
家庭单车 艾米丽
A family bike! Emily!
她半小时前就走了
She left 30 minutes ago.
永远不会是我的 永远不会是我的
Never gonna be mine, never gonna be mine, never gonna be mine.
但是看看也无妨
But there's no harm in looking.
*完美的房♥子 完美的房♥子*
*Perfect house, perfect house*
*完美的房♥*
*Perfect hous--*
我的天啊
Oh, my God!
-我真的很抱歉 -没事
- I am so sorry! - No, no.
我完全同意
I couldn't agree with you more.
这是个*完美的房♥子*
This is the *perfect house*
你要出价吗
Are you gonna put in an offer?
我吗 不了
Me? Nah.
为了省钱 我家人和一对离婚夫妇住在一起
To save money, my family lives with a divorced couple,
所以开放日更像是罪恶的快♥感♥
so open houses are more of a guilty pleasure.
我也是 我只是喜欢看看
Me too. I just like to come check out
另一半人是怎么生活的
how the other half lives.
而且我家的孩子会在墙上用屎写字
Also, at home, my kids write on the walls with shit.
这是你女儿吗
Oh, is this your daughter?
女儿
Daughter?
不 我
No. I'm --
你是超级巨星梦娜·亚利桑那
You're superstar Mona Arizona!
嗯 我的真名叫凯特琳
Yeah, my real name's Caitlin.
什么风把你吹来了 梦娜
What brings you here, Mona?
我是个脱离监护的未成年人
Well, I'm an emancipated minor,
所以我喜欢看♥房♥♥子
so I like to go to open houses
因为这代表着我永远也不会知道的正常生活
because they represent the normal life I'll never know.
当你们像我一样努力工作时 就会开始害怕
When you work as much as I do, you start to fear
回顾这些年 然后会想
that you'll look back on these years and think,
我的童年去哪了
"Where did my childhood go?"
我的三胞胎很爱你
Yeah, my triplets love you.
他们一直在唱你的歌♥
They sing your songs all the time.
三胞胎
Triplets?
是的 他们不会唱歌♥
Yeah. They can't sing.
太难听了
It's really bad.
别忘了客房♥
Don't forget to check out the guest house.
像你这样幸福的家庭肯定会有很多访客
A happy family like yours must have lots of visitors.
-不 我们不是 -拜托 妈妈
- Oh, no, we're not -- - Oh, come on, Mom.
看看奶奶要住哪里
Let's see where Grandma's gonna stay.
看看也无妨 对吧 亲爱的
No harm in looking. Right...hon?
其实我得回去
Actually, I need to get back to...
其实吧
You know what?
没问题 亲爱的
Sure thing, hon!
眨眼
Wink!
好莱坞
凯特琳·奥斯曼
戴夫·科迪尔
艾米丽·拉米雷斯
开放日
我有代数作业
Okay I've got my algebra homework,
西班牙语作业 历史作业
my Spanish homework, my history homework...
你还有什么科目没有作业吗
Is there any subject you don't have homework for?
午餐
Lunch.
等一下
Hey, wait a minute.
我的午餐呢
Where is my lunch?
妈妈没给我打包
Mom didn't pack it.
说到这里 妈妈人呢
Come to think of it, where is Mom?
伙计们
You guys!
你们听到了吗
Do you... Do you guys hear that?
可能只是隔壁科恩家的成人礼派对
Oh, it's probably just the Cohens' bat mitzvah party next door.
妈妈 你好像需要喝杯水
Uh, Mom, you look like you could use a glass of water.
我觉得你说得对 凯特琳
I think you're right, Caitlin,
但你妈妈应该想喝的是
but I'm pretty sure your mom pronounces it --
灰皮诺葡萄酒
"Pinot Grigio."
是啊 水
Yeah. Water.
家庭单车来了
The Family Bike is here!
家庭单车
请在这里签名
Sign here, please.
你们怎么这么快
Hey, how'd you guys get here so fast?
我20分钟前才下单
I only ordered it like 20 minutes ago.
这上面说你三天前下单的
Says here you ordered it three days ago.
三天 艾米丽到底去哪了
Three days?! Where the hell is Emily?
是的
Oh, yeah.
抱歉 艾米丽真人娃娃的订单都爆满了
Sorry, the orders for those Emily real dolls are all backed up.
不过我上周收到了
Got mine last week, though.
可好玩了
Lot of fun, lot of fun.
开放日
这首歌♥很棒吧
Isn't this song great?
不 并没有
No. No, it's not.
伙计们 这房♥子有点不对劲
Guys, something is wrong in this house.
你知道我有多想喝杯水吗
You know how I wanted a glass of water?
你看
Well, look.
没有水
Nothing.
所以我想着也许冰箱有
So I think, "Hey, maybe the fridge.
但它可能和房♥子其他地方一样是空的 艾米丽
Oh, but it's probably empty like the rest of the house, Emily."
不 里面全是画的食物
Nope. It's packed with paintings of food.
艾米丽
Emily!
我一小时前刚喝了杯水
I had a glass of water an hour ago.
让我试试吧
Why don't you let me try, huh?
这不好笑
It's not funny!
未知号♥码
-喂 -艾米丽
- Hello? - Emily!
艾米丽 你在哪
Emily, where are you?!
乔什 我的天啊
Josh? Oh, my God!
我在参观房♥ 但是这里
I'm at the open house, but something's...
有问题
wrong here.
艾米丽
Emily?
艾米丽
Emily!
艾米丽
Emily!
宝贝
Baby!
艾米莉
Emi...ly!
快回来