保佑哈特

Bless The Harts S02E17

Part 3 April 13, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

保佑你的善良
Oh, bless your sweet heart!
我就知道
Freakin' knew it.
看样子一只澳洲野犬吃了你的男友
Looks like a dingo ate your boyfriend.
-什么 -这是我在人被放鸽子后
- What? - It's just a joke I do
讲的一个笑话
when people are being stood up.
-缓解情绪 -我没有被放鸽子
- Lightens the mood. - I'm not being stood up.
你要一份开花洋葱吗
Can I get you a Blossoming Onion?
单人份亲爱的
Single portion, hon?
不我要两份开花洋葱
No, I will take two Blossoming Onions,
因为我男友一定会来
because my boyfriend definitely will be here.
有道理我是说"朋友"
Fair dinkam, y'all. I mean "Mite."
请别告诉经理我举止失当
Please don't tell my manager I broke character.
我先是丢了我的表然后又丢了我的日历
First I lost my watch. Then I lost my calendar.
我现在过的是小岛时间
I'm on island time now.
认识你很荣幸朗达
Well, it really has been such a pleasure meeting you, Rhonda.
是我的荣幸才对
Oh, the pleasure was all mine!
朗达你想来我家吃晚餐吗
Rhonda, would you like to come to my house for dinner?
朱利安
Oh, Julian!
我该走了
Well, I guess I should be going.
时间不早了对吗小天使
It's getting so late. Isn't it, you little angel?
她就是个小天使
She is just a little angel, yes, she is!
好了我送你上♥床♥吧
Okay, let's get you to bed.
很高兴认识你朗达
So nice to meet you, Rhonda.
是我的荣幸
The pleasure was all mine.
我该走了
Okay, well, I guess I'm off.
朗达朗达听着
Rhonda, Rhonda, listen.
我能跟你说件事吗
Can I tell you something?
自从我认识你后你让我知道
Ever since I met you, you've shown me
心地善良不是弱点
that it is not a weakness to be kind.
-不朱利安别 -不不不让我说完
- Oh. No, Julian, don't... - No, no, no. Let me finish.
你明天想跟我
Would you like to come with me
去参加克鲁尔百货的朋友家人特别活动吗
to the special Krull's friends and family event tomorrow?
是一次秘密打折不对公众开放
It's a secret sale. Not open to the public.
一般大家都会带他们的妈妈或者姨妈去
Usually everybody takes their mom or aunt or something,
但我以前从没有可以带去的人
but I've never had anyone I felt I could bring before.
直到现在
Until now.
我不知道该说什么朱利安
I don't know what to say, Julian.
-说好啊 -好啊
- Well, just say yes. - Yes!
-韦恩来了 -他到了
- Hey! Wayne's here! - He made it!
一杯红韦恩和一杯白韦恩汽酒
A red Wayne and a white Wayne spritzah!
知道吗你的口音蠢爆了
You know what? Your accent is stupid!
我是个热水浴缸爸爸
♪ Well, I'm a hot tub daddy ♪
你听说了消息吗
♪ Have you heard the news? ♪
泡泡船长
♪ Captain of the bubbles ♪
热水浴缸之王
♪ The king of the 'cuzz ♪
谢谢草裙舞姑娘们
Thanks, number hula girls!
唱吧黑鱼
Take it away, snakeheads!
他是个热水浴缸爸爸
♪ Well, he's a hot tub daddy ♪
你听说了消息吗
♪ Have you heard the news? ♪
泡泡船长
♪ Captain of the bubbles ♪
热水浴缸之王
♪ King of the cu... ♪ Uh-oh.
我是个热水浴缸
♪ I'm a hot tub... ♪
不
Oh, no.
填珍妮
Oh, God, Jenny!
抱歉我真笨
I'm so sorry. I'm such an idiot.
我忘记时间了
I lost track of time.
你要去夏威夷风情酒吧
Oh, you going to the tiki bar?
喝一杯有意思
Yeah, have a drink. That's fun.
直接从瓶子里喝
Oh, just gonna just chug it straight from the bottle?
好吧
Okay.
要加入我们吗
Oh. Gonna join us?
好迹象
Good sign.
穿着衣服进浴缸
Oh. Getting in the tub with all your clothes on.
做着有趣的蹲坐
Doing a fun squat?
天她在撒尿
Oh, Lord, she's peeing.
大家都出去
Everybody out.
我其实不介意
I'm actually fine with this.
拜托珍妮
Come on, Jenny.
我很抱歉太疯狂了
I'm so sorry. So crazy.
我不知道我是怎么了但我很抱歉
I don't know what happened to me, but I am so sorry.
请让我补偿你
Please, let me make it up to you.
我知道我搞砸了
I know I messed up,
但谁会在满是人的热水浴缸里撒尿呢拜托
but who pees in a hot tub full of people? Come on.
你搞砸了我们的感情
Well, you peed on our relationship.
你不觉得这样太奢华了吗
You don't think that's a little fancy
不过是一个连锁百货的折扣活动
for a sale at a chain retail store?
这不只是一场打折
Oh, this isn't just a sale.
还是朋友和家人的活动
It's the friends and family event.
我得打扮得完美
I just have to look perfect,
因为到时会很奢华
'cause it's gonna be a real fancy to-do.
你从没听过的奶酪
Cheeses you never heard of.
神户牛肉汉堡
Kobe beef sliders.
我在想会有一个多层香槟酒喷泉
I'm thinking a multitiered champagne fountain.
我强烈怀疑克鲁尔百货
I highly doubt Krull's
会有一个多层香槟酒喷泉
would have a multitiered champagne fountain.
朗达
Rhonda!
你看上去美极了
You look absolutely stunning.
大家请掌声欢迎
Everybody, please give a warm welcome
我亲爱的朋友
to my dear, dear friend,
朗达·威瑟斯彭
Rhonda Witherspoon.
-是的他是 -不啰嗦了
- Yes, he's... - Now, without further ado,
我向你们展示
I present to you...
我们说没货了的所有尺码
all of the sizes we said we were out of!
欢迎来到你梦寐以求的
Welcome to all the designer names
设计师大牌
you could ever dream of:
乔安娜·盖恩斯
Joanna Gaines,
贝辛妮·弗兰凯
Bethenny Frankel,
邦妮·瑞特的无肩皮革上衣
leather shoulderless blouses by Bonnie Raitt,
约翰尼·盖尔克奇的围巾
scarves by Johnny Galecki.
我这是什么感觉
What's this I'm feeling?
不是内疚吧
It's not guilt, is it?
不是肯定是
No, it's... it's got to be
我吃的蟹肉蘑菇
all those crab-stuffed mushrooms I ate.
不是内疚该死朱利安
No. It's guilt. Damn you, Julian!
你为什么要给我看你可爱的家人
Why'd you have to show me your cute-ass family?
别忘了他当初对贝蒂有多糟糕
Don't forget what a turd he was to Betty.
可贝蒂也是混♥蛋♥
But Betty was a turd, too.
快点滚出我脑子吧朗达
Oh, would you just get out of my head, Rhonda!
朗达我给你准备了个小惊喜
Rhonda, I have a little surprise for you.
我不值得惊喜对吗
Oh, I don't deserve a surprise, do I?
跟那件玛蒂娜·麦克布莱德波希米亚式套头上衣
The Martina McBride boho skirt that matches
搭配的裙子
the peasant blouse?!
我以为已经停产了
I thought they were discontinued.
对你来说没有
Well, not for you, they're not.
我说不好
Oh, uh, I don't know.
你什么毛病快试试
What is wrong with you? Try it on.
-或许我该走了 -什么
- Maybe I should just go. - What?
别闹了
Don't be ridiculous.
贝蒂·哈特
Betty Hart?
抱歉朱利安
I'm sorry, Julian.
你终于发现了
So, you finally discovered
泡泡绿洲的黑暗一面
the dark side of the bubbly oasis.
-什么 -一旦你进入浴缸
- What? - As soon as you got the tub,
人们开始不断涌来为你欢呼
the crowds starting coming. Cheering you on?
让你感觉自己是派对之王
Making you feel like the king of the party?
是的我本想要重获青春
Yep. I was trying to recapture my youth
一直浪下去
and ride that wave forever.
孩子热水浴缸友谊比在木板路上
Son, hot tub friendships are flightier than a flock of gulls
寻找面包屑的海鸥还要反复无常
looking for a bread crumb on a boardwalk.
如果你不小心你会在追求刺♥激♥的路上失去一切
If you're not careful, you'll lose it all chasing that high.