喜新不厌旧（2014）
Black-ish S04E20
Part 1
Dec. 23, 2020, 4:53 p.m.
Staying happily married is hard.
美满的婚姻很难维持
The odds aren't great.
可以说是机率渺茫
How many successful marriages can you think of?
你能想到几例美满的夫妻呢
53% of American marriages fail.
在美国 53%的婚姻都以失败告终
That's like playing Russian roulette
婚姻就像俄♥罗♥斯♥轮盘
with a gun that has three bullets in it.
而且是用上了三发子弹的左轮手♥枪♥
Now we got ourselves a game.
怎么就摊上这种事了
Didi mao!
他♥娘♥的♥赶紧
You sure this a good idea?
这样真的好吗
Mao!
快
I thought you said you wanted a guys' night out.
你不是说只是几个哥们聚一聚吗
We're going to Buffalo Wild Wings after this.
完事之后咱们去吃狂野鸡翅吧
Well, at least one of us will.
我们中至少有一个会去的
Didi mao!
他♥娘♥的♥赶紧
Didi mao!
赶紧
Every few years, Bow and I get into a bit of a funk.
每隔几年 我和Bow之间的关系就会有点停滞不前
Happens to everybody.
每个人都会遇到的
Not a big deal.
没啥大不了
Unless you can't get back out...
除非问题没能解决
which happens to half of everybody.
就像那一半离婚的人口遭遇的那样
And as our latest funk kept getting funkier,
随着我们的关系越来越死气沉沉
I started to wonder if we had less of a shot than I thought.
我不禁纳闷是不是我们就要玩完了
My guy! Hi!
小可爱 你好
Look at you and your book.
读书好认真呀
Who is she kidding? That baby can't read.
她骗谁呢 这小屁孩哪能识字
We'll do the cake in like half an hour.
我们大概半个小时后切蛋糕
Oh! Charlie.
看谁来了 Charlie
That's a big gift. What'd you bring?
这么大的礼物 你带了什么
It is not three loads of laundry inside of a gift bag.
反正这里面不是三堆换洗衣服
I know that for sure.
这我可以打包票
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm...
现在我得先失陪一下
gonna hide DeVanté's gift inside your washing machine.
我要把给DeVanté的礼物先放到你家洗衣机里
Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Okay.
去吧 知道了
Dre, uh, you wouldn't happen to have any Woolite
那啥 Dre 你会不会刚好有护丽洗衣液
I can pour all over DeVanté's gift, would you?
我好倒点儿在DeVanté的礼物上
Third drawer on the left.
左边第三个抽屉
My man. Dre.
好兄弟 Dre
Great party, guys! Hey! Hey! Thank you.
派对办得真棒 你来啦 谢谢
I cannot believe what a big boy he is. Ohh.
瞧他都长这么大了 是吧
This little cutie must be walking all over the place.
小家伙是不是现在已经到处乱跑了
Oh, he's not yet, but any day now.
其实还不能 不过应该快了
Yep. Yep, any day now.
就是这样 没错 马上就会了
Although all of our other children were walking by now.
不过我们家其他崽子这么大都会走路了
Yes, but he came six weeks early,
是的 这个小家伙早产了六周
so he's creating his own developmental timelines.
所以他的发育阶段跟别人的不太一样
Which apparently you're the only one that knows.
搞得好像只有你知道一样
Yes, me and a whole bunch of physicians
是我和其他优秀的医师
who used science to establish real milestones,
我们根据科学划定了可靠的发育里程碑
and he is hitting all those milestones, so.
他正逐步达成 不用担心
Huh, I guess the takeaway is that everything is great.
反正大概意思就是 一切都很顺利
Ok, I-I'm going to go get a mimosa
好了 我要去拿杯含羞草
with those childless grown men over there
然后找那几个没孩子的大男人聊聊
who are pretending not to watch that woman breastfeed.
他们还假装没看那个在喂奶的妈妈
Excuse me. Yeah, you go over there.
一会儿聊 好 去吧
Hey, even Ronnie is surprised that he isn't walking yet,
连Ronnie都惊讶我们家宝宝还不会走路
and she has four kids.
她可有四个孩子呢
Ronnie is a chiropractor, so she doesn't know anything.
Ronnie是个按♥摩♥师 什么都不懂的
Yeah, a chiropractor with babies who walk.
人家按♥摩♥师的宝宝起码会走路
You still don't think
都这样了你还是不打算
that's enough reason to go to the doctor?
带他去看医生吗
No, I really don't, Dre, and I am a doctor.
我真的不打算 Dre 况且我就是医生
And like I've told you hundreds of times,
我都跟你说过几百次了
DeVanté's gonna be fine.
DeVanté会没事的
Hmm.
是吗
Okay? Please stop worrying.
可以了吗 不要担心了
All right, oh. Please. Come here, sweetie.
随便吧 好了 过来宝贝儿
Come with me. Come with me.
到妈妈这儿来
Okay, come on.
我们走
Why do we have a bouncy house
我们干嘛要在1岁小宝宝的生日派对上
for a 1-year-old's birthday party?
弄个充气城♥堡♥
Because DeVanté told me it's what he wants.
DeVanté和我说的 这是他的心愿
Although he really wishes this had a water feature.
虽然他还想要带泳池的
He said all this to you?
真的是他说的吗
When did he learn to speak?
他什么时候会讲话了
I don't know.
我又不知道
Okay.
来了
Ooh, look at tha...
很漂亮嘛
Mmm.
是的
"Happy birthday, Durante?"
生日快乐 Durante
Psh.
靠
I gave them the right name.
我给他们的名字是正确的
Why didn't you check it when you picked it up?
你去取的时候怎么不检查一下
Wow.
天呐
Okay, that became my fault really quickly.
这么快就成我的错了
All you had to do was check it. Yep.
你只要检查一下就行了啊 呵呵
Well, thanks for ruining my Saturday, Dre.
我的周六算被你毁了 Dre
What? You see, where I come from,
啥玩意 在我们那
a "Child's birthday" Is code for scoring cocaine.
"儿童派对"是聚众吸可♥卡♥因♥的暗号♥
What the hell are y... Now, if you will excuse me,
你在说什么 我现在要告退了
I'm going to a child's birthday.
真正的儿童派对在等着我呢
Thanks for nothing... Durante.
真是谢谢你了 Durante
Ugh.
呼
Did you really ask...
你不会真的跑去问
every single parent
每 个 家 长
when their kids started walking?
他们家孩子什么时候开始走路了吧
I wasn't just asking them about that.
我不止问了这个
I was also curious to learn when their kids started
我还想知道他们家的孩子什么时候学会
matching their shirts with their sneakers.
怎么搭配上衣和运动鞋的
Okay, Junior's gonna get there,
Junior早晚会搭配的
and so is DeVanté. Yeah.
DeVanté迟早会走路的 是啊
Dre, you just got to stop bringing it up with people.
Dre 你不能老是到处和别人提这件事了
It's... It's creepy.
怪吓人的
Okay, well... It's, like, weird.
那好 那么 也太奇怪了
...what am I supposed to do
那我该怎么做呢
when people like Ronnie bring it up to me?
要是像Ronnie这种人跑来问我
Say, "No comment"?
我该回答 "无可奉告"吗
"But why isn't your son walking?"
"为什么你儿子还不会走路"
"No comment."
"无可奉告"
"Why is your son rocking an Adidas sweatshirt with Jordans?"
"为啥你儿子上身穿阿迪 却两脚蹬乔丹"
"First off, that's not my son, and no comment."
"首先那不是我儿子 其次 无可奉告"
What are you doing?
你在干嘛
You didn't wash the back.
你没洗背面
You know what? Next time, you just do it yourself, okay,
那好 下次干脆就你来洗吧
because I'm out of the plate-washing game.
我要退出洗盘子大赛了
I didn't know you were ever in the plate-washing game.
我都不知道你还参加过比赛呢
What's going on with us?
我们两个怎么了
I don't know.
我不知道
We're just off.
就是 不在状态吧
Yeah.
是啊
Maybe just... it's like we're not connecting.
感觉我们不再心照不宣了
I know.
我知道
I hate it.
我讨厌这种感觉
Me, too.
我也是
Babe, this doesn't feel like us.
我们不该是这样的
I know, I know.
是的 没错
Maybe we should... go back to couple's therapy.
我们要不再去看看婚姻咨♥询♥
Go see Dr. Ima for a tune-up or something.
和Ima医生聊聊怎么改善一下
It's been a while.
是有一阵子没去过了
Mm-hmm.
对啊
Couldn't hurt.
又不会有坏处
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