I was cheated bigly!
我被人骗了
Her e-mails!
邮件门
Her e-mails!
邮件门
Stupid Hillary!
傻♥逼♥希拉里
Stupid Hillary! Put her in jail!
傻♥逼♥希拉里 把她关起来
$100!
每人得一百刀
Real money!
真钱
Yeah!
太好啦
Fork it over!
交 钱 吧
You're not getting a penny!
你们一分钱也拿不到
Hey, I'll see you on the streets!
嘿 坐等你流落街头哦
Wow. Black Monopoly is wild!
哇 <黑人版大富翁>可真狂野
Uh, little white girl,
呃 白人小姑娘
when you go home and you tell your family about tonight,
你回家和家人讲的时候
I suggest you just say "Monopoly."
我建议你说<大富翁>就可以了
So, "Monopoly" Revealed some new truths.
所以 <大富翁>揭示了些新的真♥相♥
Jack was gonna make it,
Jack也是可以成功的
and maybe I couldn't do it alone.
而我单打独斗可能真赢不了
I'm going to count that as a win.
这回我们也算是赢了吧
We were right on track until your son threw a temper tantrum.
我们本来就离胜利不远了 可你儿子突然大发脾气
To the Dream Team.
敬梦之队
Mm, yes, Lord.
是 大人
That was fun.
刚才真有意思
You know what, Ruby?
跟你说 Ruby
I really miss you handing me money out your brassiere.
我真的很怀念你把钱从胸罩里拿出来递给我
I miss hearing you talk to little white girls like that.
我怀念听你这么搭讪年轻的白人姑娘
Now, why didn't we work again?
你说 为什么我们之前没能好好相处呢
Because you slept with all my girlfriends.
因为你睡了我所有闺蜜
And you blew up both my boats.
而你则炸了我的船
Hmm. Reparations.
嗯哼 这叫以牙还牙
You think we ought to make another go?
你说我们要不要再试着给彼此一个机会
I mean, we might make it this time.
我是说 我们也许这次真的能成
All your girlfriends are dead.
你的闺蜜们都挂了
And you don't have any more boats.
而你也没有船再给我炸了
I got to say, Jack, you really handled yourself in that game.
不得不说 Jack 你今天玩游戏的时候真的控制住了自己
You might actually make it without a full-time caretaker.
也许你不需要全天候的照顾自己也能把事干成
I swallowed a hotel.
我吞了一个旅馆棋子
This was fun. Your dad is intense, but cool.
今天玩得很开心 你♥爸♥有点过于投入了 但还是很酷
Your mom, though, is not nice at all.
你妈呢 相比之下则一点都不友好
Look, I like you, Megan, but I think you should know...
听着 我喜欢你 Megan 但是我觉得你应该知道
that's my mom.
那个人可是我妈
Totally! Totally. Totally.
没错 你说的一点没错
And, out of respect for your mom,
那么 出于对你♥妈♥的♥尊重
I'm not going to invite you back to my house
我就不请你去我家玩了
where my parents are out of town
虽然我爸妈这两天不在家
and the Jacuzzi is a comfortable 97 degrees.
而且家里还有调到36度舒适感满分的按♥摩♥浴缸
She was totally out of line.
我妈她太出格了
I will testify against her.
我愿意作不利于她的证言
Tell me more about this Jacuzzi.
再跟我说说这个按♥摩♥浴缸
Marvin's Garden is where it all went wrong.
马文的花♥园♥是一切开始出错的地方
Maybe I should've taken the purple
也许我应该先买♥♥下紫色那块
then the light blue corner.
然后再买♥♥淡蓝色那块
But wait.
等一下
Megan was obviously attracted to me.
Megan明显对我有好感
Maybe I should have used that to my advantage.
我本应该好好利用这个优势的
What are you doing?
你在干什么哪
Oh, trying to figure out where I went wrong.
噢 我想搞清楚到底是哪出错了
In general or just today?
整个人生还是只指今天
You know what?
你知道吗
I deserved to lose.
我活该输
I've been thinking about it, and...
我一直都在思考失败的原因 我想
I probably shouldn't have sold you.
我可能不应该把你卖♥♥给别人的
Ah.
是吗
But when I had these dice in my hand,
但当我手里握着这对骰子的时候
it was so clear to me that
我是如此清晰地意识到
my life would have been so much better without you in it.
没有你的参与我的人生会无限精彩
Dre.
Dre
But, without you in it to balance me,
但是 没有你来磨平我的棱角
I became a monster.
我会像今天一样成为一个怪物
A broke, friendless monster.
一个身无分文 无依无靠的怪物
I know.
我知道
You're lost without me.
你没有我就会迷失的
It's true.
你说得对
You make me a better man. Yes. Yes, I do.
是你让我成为更好的人 没错 我好伟大
Hey, remember that time
嘿 你还记得那次
you went to that conference in Montreal?
你去蒙特利尔参加一个会议不
Mm-hmm.
记得
Me and the kids survived on Hot Pockets for five days,
我和孩子们整整五天都只靠食肉派维生啊
not warmed up.
还是没加热的
Why didn't you just order take-out like I do?
你为什么不像我一样直接点外卖♥♥呢
Huh.
也对啊
It never occurred to me.
我当时愣是没想到
I need you, baby.
我需要你 宝贝
Honey, I need you, too,
亲爱的 我也需要你
'cause one day's, a woman's gonna take Junior away from me,
因为总有一天会有一个女人把Junior从我身边夺走
and all I'll have is you.
到时候我就只剩你了
Huh?
什么
Just you.
只剩你
Ooh.
真不敢想象
And because you love me.
还因为你爱我
Sure. Yeah.
是啊 当然了
I love being on your team.
我喜欢和你一组
I love being on your team.
我也喜欢和你一组
You know, babe. Mmhmm,
你知道吗 宝贝 什么
I'ma get back to this game. I'ma figure this out.
我要再想想这个游戏 我一定要弄清楚
I'm going to bed. Okay.
那我先去睡了 好吧
Good night, baby. Good night. Love you.
晚安 宝贝 晚安 我爱你
Love you, too.
我也爱你
All right, so...
好了 那么
if I roll that...
如果我这么掷
Come on, Dre!
快点啊 Dre
It's time to go trick-or-treating!
要去万圣节恶作剧了(不给糖就捣蛋)
Well, some people think you shouldn't be able to go
等等 有人认为在你没把钱付清之前
until you pay up.
你不能一起去
It's me.
那个人就是我
Come on.
快拿来
Okay.
服了
For you. That one. Thank you.
这张给你 谢谢
Thank you.
谢啦
You take that one.
这张给你
Yeah, put it in my waistband!
好耶 把钱放我腰带里
Unh! Unh!
来吧来吧
Take that one. Thank you.
拿去吧 谢谢您嘞
So, I can still be a part of the family costume?
好了 这样我就还是家庭变装的一部分了吧
Dad, you are my father.
老爸 你是我的父亲
Jack, we've practiced this.
Jack 我们排练过这句话
You can't lead with "Dad."
你不能用"老爸"开头啊
It ruins the reveal that he's your father!
你这样就毁掉他是你父亲这个爆点了啊
What's the difference?
有什么区别吗
"What's the difference"?
"有什么区别吗"
It's only one of the most important scenes in cinematic history.
这可是电影历史上最为重要的场景之一啊
Help me, DeVonté.
帮帮我 DeVonté
You're my only hope.
你是我唯一的希望了
DeVonté, you're my only son.
DeVonté 你是我唯一的儿子
Dre. Okay. Nonsensical.
Dre 简直荒谬
You're Darth Vader. He's Yoda.
你是黑武士 他是尤达大♥师♥ 他辈分比你高
Oh, God. Okay.
哦老天 行了行了
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