喜新不厌旧（2014）
Black-ish S04E13
Part 3
Dec. 23, 2020, 4:51 p.m.
嗯哼
Erica's bringing the twins to school.
有Erica送双胞胎去学校
Who?
谁
Black Nanny Two? Oh.
黑人保姆二号♥ 哦
Don't you think you should be the one that's taking them to school?
你不觉得该送他们去学校的人是你吗
Does it matter as long as it gets done?
只要送到就行了 有什么区别
Plus I have yoga with Blair and the girls.
而且我跟Blair和其他姐妹还有瑜伽课
The stayathomes? Mmhmm.
那些家庭主妇们 嗯哼
You look down on them like I look down on Under Armour shoes.
你就像我看不上安德玛的鞋一样看不上她们
Oh, Dre, I don't have that kind of hate in my heart for anyone.
Dre 我心里已经不再对任何人有那种厌恶了
It's not hate.
那不是厌恶
It's just that Steph Curry thinks we can't tell he'd rather be in Jordans.
那和库里以为我们不知道他更想穿乔丹鞋是一样的
Okay, listen.
好了 听着
I know I said stuff about those moms,
我知道我之前说了那些妈妈们的坏话
but I actually have a lot in common with them.
但我实际上跟她们有很多共同点
Hm.
是吗
And I would really like to get a little bit more sleep before yoga.
而且我很想在上瑜伽课前再多睡一会儿
So can you turn the light out for me on your way out?
所以你能在出去的时候帮我关下灯吗
Sure, babe.
当然了 宝贝
Thank you, sweetie.
谢谢 亲爱的
Seriously? Namaste.
你认真的吗 再见
God.
老天
I'm sorry, I was just talking about...
抱歉 我只是说
All right. Get it out.
好了 说出来吧
Say what y'all are thinking.
把你们的想法说出来吧
I've been eating small bites of your lunch for three years.
我这三年来都会偷吃几小口你的午餐
I'm cheating on my maid.
我背着女仆出轨了
I tell people my dad adopted you and Charlie
我给大家说我爸爸收养了你和Charlie
and we all grew up together in an apartment.
我们在同一个公♥寓♥里长大
What? I'm talking about my clothes.
什么 我在说我的衣服
This is clearly a Fri-Dre look being worn on a Thurs-Dre.
很明显周五Dre风格的衣服穿在了周四Dre身上
Oh! Right. Right.
哦 对 对
So, then why are you wearing it?
那你为什么要穿
Because Bow hasn't picked up my cleaning in weeks.
因为Bow好几周都没有去取我的衣服
All I keep thinking about is
我满脑子想的都是
my poor little Gucci sweater there at night,
我可怜的古驰毛衣晚上在那儿
sandwiched in between a Karl Kani jacket and a bedspread.
被夹在一件卡尔卡耐夹克和床罩中间
You're supposed to clean your bedspread?
床罩还得洗的吗
Dre, a land-owning man can't pick up laundry.
Dre 成功男士可不能自己去取衣物
Now, you need to have a stern word with Bow,
你现在应该跟Bow来一场严肃的谈话
and do not be shy about threatening to take away her healthcare.
而且要敢于威胁她取消她的医保
I can't do that.
我不能那样做
Oh, right, right.
哦 对 对
Cause you married for love, like an idiot.
因为你像个傻瓜一样 为了爱结婚
No.
不是
I can't say anything
我没法说什么
because I'm the one who pushed for her to stay at home.
因为强烈要求她待在家的人是我
Oh, please.
哦 拜托
You can say whatever you want to a woman
你可以对女人说任何话
if you have proof of her neglecting her duties.
如果你有她未尽职责的证据的话
Now, you have a home-security camera?
你家有安保摄像头吗
Yeah. We have a Nest.
有 我们有智巢系统
But I don't see how that's gonna...
但我没看出来这有
Let's go watch your wife immediately.
我们现在就去看看你老婆
What?
什么
Oh, penny for your thoughts on Mason.
说说你对Mason有什么想法
Ladies first.
女士优先
Okay, Mason's parents wrote a note and put it in his pocket that says
好吧 Mason的父母放了一张便条在他口袋里 写着
"If found, don't call."
"找到这孩子的话 也别打给我们"
He for sure squeezed a bird to death.
他绝对捏死了一只鸟
All righty, Mason. See you tomorrow.
好了 Mason 明天见
Bye. The bird was sick when I found it!
拜 我发现那只鸟的时候 它已经奄奄一息了
Mason, wait!
Mason 等一下
Not cool, guys.
这可不好 两位
Seriously. Not cool.
说真的 一点也不好
That was harsh.
太伤人了
I guess he heard us. Yeah, he heard you.
我猜被他听见了 对 他听见你的话了
Oh, well.
好吧
I've never been the kid running away from a carpool in tears.
我从来没当过从拼车上哭着跑下来的小孩
This doesn't feel familiar at all.
这种感觉一点也不熟悉
He would've been eaten by bigger birds.
它会被更大的鸟吃掉的
I did that bird a favor.
我是帮了它一个忙
Okay, she's not doing anything.
好吧 她什么也没做
Bow is just sitting there on the couch.
Bow就只是坐在沙发上
Yeah, she is.
是这样
Whoa, hey, is that a delivery man?
嘿 那是个快递员吗
Ooh, I wonder what she bought. This is so exciting!
我真好奇她买♥♥了什么 想想都激动
If the wish I made on that loose eyelash came true,
如果我对着假睫毛许的愿成真了的话
that right there is a box of leotards.
那儿是一箱子紧身连衣裤
What?
什么
Wow, that's a generous tip.
哇哦 这小费给得真大方
Okay, that's enough spying on my wife for the day.
好了 今天监视我妻子到此为止
Charlie.
Charlie
So, uh... same time tomorrow?
明天还是这个时间吗
I knew spying on Bow was wrong,
我知道监视Bow是不对的
but I had a real bad feeling about what was in that box.
但是我对那个盒子里的东西有很不祥的预感
Wow.
哇哦
Right?
很赞吧
It's actually exactly like the one in my yoga class.
跟我瑜伽课上的那个一模一样
Isn't it soothing? Sure.
是不是很宁静安神 当然了
You know, if you want water and electricity near a baby.
如果你想让小宝宝溺水或者触电的话
You don't like it. No, it just doesn't fit
你不喜欢 只是它跟我们客厅的
the California casual style of our living room, babe.
加州休闲装♥修♥风格一点也不搭 亲爱的
Does it? Well,
难道不是吗 好吧
I just feel like I'm the one that's home all the time,
我只是觉得 天天待在家里的是我
so I should get to choose what it looks like.
所以我有权选择把客厅弄成什么样
Okay, I get it.
好的 我明白
But moving forward, can you at least check with me
但不管怎样 你下次再买♥♥东西之前
before you buy something like this again?
能不能至少征求我的同意
Check with you? What?
征求你的同意 搞什么
I mean, you know, take a picture of it with the price tag
我是说 给价格标签拍个照
and send it to me, and I'll let you know if it's cool.
然后发给我 我再告诉你能不能买♥♥
Since when have I had to run my purchases by you?
我买♥♥东西什么时候还用跟你报备了
You don't.
你不需要
But maybe since it's money that I make
但是考虑到我挣的钱
that's both of ours,
就是咱俩全部的钱
it comes from the job that I go to every day
是我每天辛苦上班
to make that money that's both of ours,
给咱们两个人挣的钱
maybe we could talk about things like this
或许你自己做决定花钱之前
before you make these decisions on your own.
我们可以一起讨论一下
So, are you saying that this is your money?
你是想说我花的是你的钱吗
No.
当然不是
Did you hear how many words I said to not say that?
我绕了这么大弯 就是为了不表达出这个意思
I heard it, too, Bow.
我也听见了 Bow
Leave his ass.
离开这个二货吧
Okay, whoa, okay. Okay, Dre.
好吧 哇哦 等等 Dre
You're the one that wanted me to stay home.
想让我待在家里的可是你
Yes, but I thought you'd be doing
没错 但是我以为你在家做的
a lot more than this.
要比现在多很多
What do you mean? Okay.
你什么意思 好吧
For starters, not sleeping all morning.
首先 别一上午都睡觉
I had no idea you were monitoring my time, Dre.
我不知道你还在监控我的作息 Dre
What exactly do you want me to be doing?
你到底想让我做什么
I-I don't know.
我不知道
You know, stuff around the house?
比如忙活家里的事什么的
You know, since I have to get up and go to work every day,
鉴于我每天都要早起上班
maybe you could get up and...
或许你也能早起然后
and make me breakfast. What?
给我做个早餐 什么
I have never made you breakfast.
我从来没给你做过早餐
I know.
我知道
But I thought maybe now that you had the time,
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