hey! Did you know that everybody here went out last night without us?
嘿! 你知道昨晚 除了我和你其他人都出去玩了吗?
Oh, nerds!
哦 呆瓜们!
Nerds? Nerds.
呆瓜? 呆瓜
Yeah, thursday night thunder.
哦 是啊 周四夜狂欢
That's been going on for years.
都好几年了
You know about it?
原来你知情?
How come I've never been invited?
为啥我从没被邀请过?
Don't you think that a little bit rude?
你不觉得这样很无礼吗?
Well, I yelled "baba booey" at walter cronkite's funeral,
我都在Walter Cronkite的葬礼上 大吼过"Baba Booey"这个名字
so I actually have no idea of what's rude or not.
所以我真的不知道怎样算无礼
Yeah, well, let me ...
好吧 让我...
But I couldn't thunder last night,
昨晚我也不能去
because I had to take angie to the er.
因为我要带Angie去急诊室
She had some complications with her pregnancy,
她有些妊娠合并症
so that kind of trumps your little problem.
那可比你的小困惑严重多了
Ah, yeah, you're right.
哦 是啊 你说的对
How is she?
她怎么样?
Well, she's fine,
她没事
and the baby's fine,
孩子也很好
but they put her on bed rest till her blood pressure goes down.
但他们让她卧床休息直到血压下降为止
Well, listen, tray, if there's anything I can do, please let me know.
听着 Tray 有什么我能帮忙的 告诉我
There's one thing.
是有那么一件事
Could you take care of angie like a husband until this whole ass ache blows over?
你能像个丈夫一样去照顾Angie 直到她屁♥股♥疼消失为止吗?
Absolutely not.
门都没有
What about you, k?
你呢 K?
I'm on it, sir!
我这就去 先生!
30 rocks Season 4 Episode 18
我为喜剧狂 第四季 第18集
oh,hey.I haven't seen your brow that furrowed
嘿 自从你看了Helen Mirren穿比基尼的照片后
since you saw that picture of helen mirren in a bikini.
我就没见你皱过眉了
How is it possible?
这怎么可能呢?
Is she a wizard?
她会魔法?
A question for another time, lemon.
这个问题下次再说 Lemon
I was with avery last night,
我昨晚和Avery在一起
and I almost had a nancy related incident.
我差点提到Nancy
Oh, jack.
哦 Jack
Oh, nan ... na.
哦 Nan...na
What?
你说啥?
I was saying, "oh, nana.
我说的是 "哦 Nana"
" Have I not told you about my grandmother fetish?
我没有告诉过你我的恋外婆情结吗?
Avery actually tried to get on board.
Avery真的有点相信了
Later that night, she put some mothballs behind her ears and fed me peppermints.
那晚 她在耳后放了些樟脑丸 还给我喂了些薄荷糖
She is in it to win it.
她决定要得到你了
This can't go on.
不能再这么下去了
I'm making a decision about nancy and avery today.
我今天就要就Nancy或Avery做个决定
I'm going in the bunker.
我要躲进堡垒
No distractions.
不去分心
I had jonathan remove the bar and my collection of 18th century french erotica.
我让Jonathan移走了酒柜 和18世纪的法国色情书籍
I've had to make some tough calls over the years,
我这几年一直不得不做出艰难的决定
switching sheinhardt's wig production to 100% chinese cadaver hair,
把Sheinhardt牌的假发换成100% 中国产的人工头发
turning down dick cheney's offer to become king of iraq,
拒绝Dick Cheney给我的成为伊♥拉♥克♥国王的邀请
selecting the brand new logo for nbc.
为NBC甄选新的台标
It's fresh.
新鲜出炉哦
But this nancy avery thing is the toughest decision I've ever had to make.
但是Nancy和Avery的事是我经历过的 最艰难的抉择
Well, I'm glad you're taking it seriously.
我很高兴你能够严肃对待它
Although, sometimes when you try so hard to find love,
但是 有时候你费尽心思去寻找真爱
you can't see that it's been standing in front of you the whole time.
却忽视了真爱一直都在你的面前
Oh, good god.
偶的神啊
What did you come in here for?
你进来是为了什么的?
Last night, I saw my entire staff out at a bar.
昨晚 我在一个酒吧里看见了整个团队成员
They go out every week and I'm never invited.
他们每周都去玩 而我从没有被邀请过
Do they not even like me?
他们就一点也不喜欢我吗?
Oh, don't worry.
哦 别担心了
It's healthy.
这很正常
Bosses need to keep their distance from their subordinates.
老板要和自己的下属们保持距离
Mr. Donaghy, I have to run out to Mr. Jordan's house.
Donaghy先生 我得去次Jordan先生的家
I'll call you when I get there so you know I'm safe.
我到了后会打给你 让你知道我很安全
No! I don't care if you're safe!
表! 我不在乎你是否安全!
I love you!
爱你!
After four years, I thought I was close with these people.
4年了 我以为我和他们已经很亲近了
- I thought we were a family. - Don't say family.
- 我以为我们像一家人那样了 - 别提家庭这个词
Then I see them out at a bar without me, giving each other windmill high fives?
然后我看见他们在没有我的酒吧里 每个人互相击掌?
Like in top gun.
就像"壮志凌云"里面一样
But this is your staff.
但他们是你的下属
You can't let it bother you.
你不能让这一切烦到你
You could always come up here and have a drink with me, a fellow manager.
你可以经常来这里 和我这个管理人同事喝一杯
Oh, great, that sounds really fun.
哦 听上去很有意思
I'll just pour myself a drink.
我给自己倒上一杯
Oh, I dropped my glass!
哦 杯子掉了!
Is that supposed to be a broom?
那是不是应该是把扫把?
Anchor the handle.
握住它的柄
Yeah. There it is.
哦 那就对了
This better be important. I'm in a meeting.
最好有重要的事 我在开会
Mr. Jordan, the situation here has deteriorated.
Jordan先生 局势变得有点糟糕
Great update, ken.
有情况更新不错嘛 Ken
Thanks for checking in.
谢谢汇报
Talk to you later.
晚点再和你聊
Actually, sir, I think you should come home.
事实上 先生 我认为你应该回家
Mrs. Jordan said she's going to turn her rings around if she sees me again.
Jordan太太说要再看见我就把戒指扔了
She wants you to come help her.
她要的是你回来帮她
What? But why?
什么? 为什么呢?
You're much better at that serving stuff than I am.
那方面服务你表现的比我好多了
Well, your wife thinks taking care of her should be your job and I have to agree, sir.
你老婆认为照顾她是你的职责 我也这么认同的 先生
You made a promise to care for her in sickness and in health.
你曾发誓不管生病还是健康与否都要关心她的
Don't you remember your wedding vows?
难道不记得你的结婚誓言了吗?
To be honest, I couldn't really understand anything rick james was saying.
老实讲 Rick James当时讲的话 我真的都不能理解
Come home, Mr. Jordan.
回家吧 Jordan先生
Mrs. Jordan needs you.
Jordan太太需要你
Fine, I'll be there soon.
好吧 我尽快回去
And if you get hungry, you can help yourself to anything in the fridge,
如果你饿了 冰箱里东西随便拿吧
and once I'm there, i'll determine how much to charge you.
我到家后 会算出要收你多少钱的
Hey, buddies.
嘿 伙计们
Anybody do anything fun last night?
有人昨晚干了什么有趣的事了吗?
What about you, frank?
你怎么样 Frank?
What did you do?
你做了什么?
I, uh, had a ... Doctor's appointment.
我 有一个... 医生预约
Oh, really?
哦 是吗?
For what?
哪方面的?
Oh, uh ... Oh, god, it looks like the underside of an octopus!
哦 ... 呃 天 看起来就像章鱼腹部!
Hey, liz, can I talk to you and jenna ...
嘿 Liz 我能在这个大伙剪脚趾甲的办公室...
in The office where everyone clips their toenails?
和你还有Jenna说几句吗?
Not cool, guys.
这样说可不好 伙计
As you guys know, i'm getting married on may 22nd.
大家都知道 我5月22号♥要结婚了
You are? Still?
是吗? 继续结婚?
Well, it was off for a while,
是有段时间取消过
because my fiance was on his dad's yacht and got captured by pirates,
那是因为我未婚夫在他爸爸的游艇上 被海盗捕获了
but now, thanks to the a team, he's back.
不过现在 感谢特攻队 他回来了
Sure.
那是
He has a different energy now.
他现在脾气不一样了
He's quieter.
他安静了好多
But we're getting married.
最终我们要结婚了
And are we still in the wedding?
我们还是能参加婚礼咯?
Of course.
当然
The bridesmaids are you guys,
伴娘就是你们
andy roddick's wife, my dutch cousins,
有Andy Roddick的老婆 我那荷兰的表妹
and penelope cruz's hotter sister monica.
还有Penelope Cruz那火♥辣♥的姐姐Monica
You're gonna be so out of place, liz.
到时候 你会显得格格不入的 Liz
Anyway, my mom said that if you guys are gonna throw me a work party, it has to be this week.
不管怎样 我妈说了 如果你们想给我办个派对 必须得在这个礼拜进行了
Oh, no! Really?
不会吧! 真的?
Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.
是的 我也很抱歉
It's just that the schedule's really filling up now
可日程安排表现在已经被填满了
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