我为喜剧狂（2006）
30 Rock S04E06
Part 2
June 7, 2022, 10:44 a.m.
Oh, you ancient bitch!
哦 你这个老女人!
But you've already got a foot in the door.
但你已经迈出了第一步
Here's what you're gonna do.
接下来你要这样做
Do you remember that horrible roommate you had back in chicago?
你还记得以前在芝加哥时 你那个恐怖的室友吗?
You mean you?
你是说你自己吗?
I know it's my turnto do the dishes,but I'm in character,
我知道轮到我来洗碗了 但是我入戏了
and if you make me do the dishes I will kill myself!
如果你逼我洗碗 我就死给你看!
You drove a lot of guys out of that third bedroom.
你把许多人赶出了客卧
Because guys hate drama. And I'm gonna teach you how to be a drama queen.
因为男人痛恨闹剧 我就来教你如何做一个闹剧女王
And if I fail, i'm gonna take a bunch of pills, and it's gonna be your fault!
如果我失败了 我就去吞下一大把药片 都怪你!
Still got it.
仍然宝刀不老
Lemon, I just want to make sure you're not making any jokes about don geiss this week.
Lemon 我就想确认一下这周 你不会开任何关于Don Geiss的玩笑
Don't worry, ack.Our topicalcold open is about omarosa borrowing bjork's swan dress.
别担心 我们开场白话题是关于 Omarosa借了Bjork'的天鹅裙
Tracy.
Tracy
What's up, donaghy?
有什么事 Donaghy?
Tracy jr., to what do we owe this visit?
Tracy二世 你怎么来了?
It's "take your black kid to work day."
今天是"带你的黑人孩子上班日"
Do you ever regret having children?
你曾经后悔有孩子吗?
Every day.
每一天
I thought having a family was gonna be like the cosby show.
我曾以为有了家 就会像"天才老爹"一样
Oh, no,vanessa nto a concert!
哦 不 Vanessa去听演唱会了!
Oh, no, rudy and I are makinga sandwich for 25 minutes!
哦 不 Rudy和我做三明治花了25分钟! (都是天才老爹中的人物)
The cosby show was a lie. Having a family can be the worst.
"天才老爹"是个谎言 拥有家庭是最糟糕的事了
For example, I have this strip club story from this weekend I need to tell you, jackie d.
例如 有个关于这周末的脱衣舞的故事 我想告诉你 Jackie D
It is disgusting.
非常猥琐哦
But I can't because I got this little dbag, here.
但是我不能 因为我有个跟屁虫
I know what that means.
我知道那是啥意思
And yet you won't tell me.
那你说呀
I've been thinking a lot about family lately, about my legacy.
我最近想了很多关于家庭和遗产的事
I've been watching a friend go through an ordeal with his children,and it has only affirmed
我目睹了一个朋友经历孩子造成的煎熬 一切都只让我更确定
that I was not meantto have any of my ownand that I never will.
我注定不会有孩子 也绝不会想有孩子
It's not that simple.
没那么简单
Now, what if a girl tries to trap you like nicole tried to do meon the band trip?
如果一个女孩试着诱骗你呢? 就像Nicole在乐队巡回时对我做的那样
Bitches can be tricky.
女人是狡猾的
I'm going to get some strawberry milk.
我要去来点草莓牛奶
Tracy jr.'s right. There's only one way to really take children off the table.
Tracy二世是对的 只有一个办法能真正摆脱小孩
I'm going to get a vasectomy.
我要去做输精管切除术
.I mean, that's a bigecision!
那可是个重大决定!
Having a family is alsothe best thing a man could...
拥有家庭也是一个男人能有的最好的...
He's gone. So my story.
他走了 我讲那个故事
So I'm in the strip club with charles barkley and one of the hobbits.
我和Charles Barkley 那个哈比人 坐在脱衣舞夜♥总♥会♥里
Hey, daddy.
嘿 老爸
Damn it! I can't live like this! I'm getting a vasectomy too!
靠! 活不下去了! 我也要去做输精管切除术!
Excuse me, Miss maroney.
打扰 Maroney小姐
Kenneth, I'm doingy kegels right now. What is it?
Kenneth 我正在进行"凯格尔锻炼法" 什么事?
Well, I've been put in charge of reducing tgs's carbon footprint.
我被委任掌管削减节目组的碳排放量
And everyone has to chip in.
每个人都要参与其中
Kenneth, I oncetook a lowvolume shower with ed begley jr.
Kenneth 我曾和Ed Begley二世 一起洗了个小水量的澡
What more can I do?
我还能做啥?
Well, let's see.
让我想想
Minka kelly says, "my show is about football.
Minka Kelly说过 "我的节目是关于足球的
"there's a football team called the chargers. Unplug your chargers."
"有只队伍叫做充电器 拔掉你的充电器"
But kenneth, I need all of these.
但是Kenneth 这些我都需要
This one's for my cell phone, this one's for my laptop,
这个手♥机♥的 这个笔记本电脑的
this one's for my erotic massager, and this one's for something personal.
这个是按♥摩♥棒♥的 这个私人用途的
A vasectomy is a very serious decision.
做输精管切除术是个很严肃的决定
I want to make sure you've both tught this through.
我希望你们俩都想清楚了
I have, I've thought about it, and I've decided that I don't want to have children.
我想好了 我决定我不想要孩子
Family planning. And what about you, tracy?
计划生育 那你呢 Tracy?
the cosby show lied to me.
"天才老爹"骗了我
I don't think there's a box for that on the form.
我不认为表单上有这样一项
Uh, what about "cheers lied to me"?
选"<欢呼>骗了我"怎样? ("欢呼"为八十年代情景喜剧)
Okay. Now, for the procedure you can choose between local or general anesthesia.
现在 手术可以选择局部或者全身麻醉
I should warn you that general an esthesia can cause powerful hallucinations.
我要警告你们 全身麻醉会产生强烈的幻觉
So highly recommend it. I'll schedule both of you for the morning.
所以我强力推荐 我把你们俩都安排在明早
Now, this is surgery, so don't eat anything before you come in,
既然是手术 来的时候什么也别吃
because I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you.
因为我会给你们准备丰盛的早餐
Until tomorrow, gentlemen.
明天见 先生们
We all see the little, black boy in the corner, right?
你们都能看见角落那个黑人小孩 对吗?
Okay.
那就好
Hey, liz.
嘿 Liz
Made you a mailbox key.
给你配了把信箱钥匙
So is thatall you have to say to me?That's how you apologize?
这就是你要对我说的全部? 你就是这样道歉的?
What? What did I do?
怎么了? 我做了什么?
What do you care? Whatever, brian, I am over it!
你在乎什么? 无所谓了 Brian 我不在乎了!
-Over what? - It!
- 不在乎什么了? - 一切!
Oh, I'm sorry, is it too much drama?
哦 抱歉 是不是太戏剧化了?
You remind me of my father and my boyfriend!
你让我想起了我的父亲和我的男友!
Ugh! Are you listening to me? Because if you are not,
嗷! 你在听吗? 因为如果你没有
I will put on a wedding dress and jump in front of a subway!
我就穿上婚纱 窜到地铁里去!
Honey, you don't need to tell me how much men suck.
亲爱的 不用你来告诉我男人有多坏
Sit downand tell me everythingwhile I make usraspberry mojitos.
坐下来 告诉我所有的事 我来给我们调杯覆盆子味鸡尾酒
You're gay?
你是同性恋?
Start from the beginning. What's this boyfriend's na
从头说起 你男友的名字是什么?
astronaut mike dexter.
宇航员Mike Dexter
Hi, tracy. I thought "take your black kid to work day" was yesterday.
嗨 Tracy 我以为"带你的黑人孩子上班日"是昨天
No, it's always a wednesday.
不 一直在周三
Brian is gay, jenna. The drama did not make him want to move out.
Brian是个同性恋 Jenna 戏剧场面赶不走他
Well, of course not. Drama is like gay man gatorade.
当然不行了 戏剧就是同性恋的佳得乐
It replenishes their electrolytes.
能给他们补充电解质
Damn it, he's never gonna leave.
该死 他永远不会搬走了
Trying to get someone to move out?
想让某人搬走?
May I suggest what got my neighbors to move out?
想听听我是如何把我的邻居赶走的吗?
Black person moved in, scared 'em off.
黑人搬了进来 把他们都吓走了
Huh. That's not a bad idea, tracy.
哈 这主意不错 Tracy
I got a lot of good ideas. Now if you'll excuse me,
我有许多好主意 现在原谅我失陪
I have to take my son to my vasectomy because the cosby show lied to me
我得带着儿子去做我的输精管切除术 因为"天才老爹"骗了我
and I cannot tell an amazing strip club story.
还有我不能诉说一个很棒的 脱衣舞夜♥总♥会♥的故事
Okay, let's go.
好了 走吧
Miss lemon. As I'm sure you know, it is green week, and nbc...
Lemon小姐 相信你也知道 这周是环保周 所以NBC...
Oh, brother, are they actually gonna do something this year,
哦 天啊 他们今年是真想干点实事
or are they just gonna put that stupid green peacock in the corner of the screen?
还是就想搞个呆呆的绿色孔雀 放在屏幕一角? (孔雀是NBC台标)
Actually, we're reducing tgs's carbon footprint.
事实上 我们要削减节目组的碳排放量
And what you can do, miss lemon,is get rid of your office mini fridge.
你能做的 Lemon小姐 就是放弃你的小冰箱
My mini fridge? What about my fresh fruit?...flavored toaster cheese cakes?
我的小冰箱? 我的新鲜水果怎么办? 还有烘烤的起司蛋糕?
Oh, so I guess you can make other peopl stuff up,
哦 我猜你能让别人让步
but you're too good to make a sacrifice yourself.
但你就好到不能自我牺牲一下
Fine, I'll give up my mini fridge because unlike frankI am a good d decent person.
好吧 我放弃迷你冰箱 因为不像Frank 我是个很好很正经的人
Is that my cell phone?
那是我的手♥机♥吗?
Oh, no, sorry. It's in my hand.
哦 不 抱歉 在我手里
Count backwards from ten.
从十开始倒数
Sure.I know how to do that.
好的 我知道怎么做
You lied to me, bill cosby! You lied to me!
你骗了我 Bill Cosby! 你骗了我! (天才老爹中的主角)
Uhoh, here comes my hallucination.
哦噢 我的幻觉来了
Denise. Vanessa? Sondra the boring one.'s your father.
Denise?Vanessa?无聊的Sondra 爸爸回来了
I'm having a cosby show hallucination.
我现在有类似"天才老爹"的幻觉
Hey, dad.
嘿 老爸
Theo, what's going on here?
Theo 这里怎么了?
Did rudy make a mess with the juicer again?
Rudy又拿榨汁器玩了?
Vanessa was supposed to be watching her and not upstairs gossiping on the phone.
Vanessa应该看着她的 而不是在楼上打电♥话♥聊八卦
Who are rudy and vanessa?
Rudy和Vanessa是谁?
Your adorable sister and your sister.
你可爱的姐姐和你姐姐
I don't have any sisters, dad.
我没有任何姐妹 老爸
it's just us guys.
就我们俩男的
You know how it is when it's just us guys, right?
你也知道只有男人会是怎么一副局面 对吧?
That's why my life is not like the cosby show.
那才是为何我的生活 不像"天才老爹"里的一样
I only have boys, and boys are disgusting!
我只有男孩 男孩子都很讨厌!
I need a baby girl.
我得要个女儿
Don't patronize me!
别笑我!
Stop laughing! It's not funny!
不许笑了! 这不好笑!
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