嘿 那规定烦得很
When I had my wisdom teeth out,
我拔智齿那会儿
I tried to get in the bath with my mom.
就试着和我妈妈一起沐浴
Okay, is there any chance that you could take me home?
好吧 你有没有可能接我回家呢?
Sorry.
抱歉
Every year, paula and I rent this big suite up at niagara.
每年这时 Paula和我租下尼加拉河旁的的大套间
And then she takes the kids there
然后她带着孩子去那里
And I stay home and get wasted in my garage.
我就呆在家里车♥库♥喝得大醉
It's what keeps the magic alive.
那样才能保持激♥情♥
Welcome back.
欢迎回来
I'm here with sheinhard t- universal vice president
这里是Sheinhardt环球公♥司♥的副总裁
Jack donaghy.
Jack Donaghy
Thanks for sitting in the hot box, jack.
感谢来到The Hot Box Jack
My pleasure, avery.
我很荣幸 Avery
Also joining me, walter stein,
一起参与的还有 Walter Stein
Whose bow tie tells us he works for some liberal think tank.
他的领结告诉了我们他为某些民♥主♥智囊团工作
And the food in his beard tells us
而胡须里的残食则表明了
That he purchased a snack pack
他在来自纽黑文的列车上
On the train from new haven.
买♥♥了打包的食物
Ooh, that's got to hurt, walter.
哦 那有点伤自尊咯 Walter
Let's get to the countdown. First topic.
准备倒计时开始 第一个话题
Prime minister wen wants a weak yuan. Do we?
温♥家♥宝♥总理不希望人♥民♥币升值 我们怎么看?
China needs to transition to a spending economy.
中国应该进入到消费时代
After dubai, what's the next credit crisis?
迪拜之后 哪里会接着进入信贷危机?
The baltics or women's tennis.
波罗的海沿岸国家或是女子网球
Do we need a second bailout?
我们需要第二次救♥市♥吗?
- Absolutely... Not. - I love it.
- 绝对...不需要 - 我爱听
Try to get in there, beta dog.
投入一点吧 落后者
- I am trying. - On three.
- 我有投入啊 - 第三题
Who will be thnext president of these United States?
谁会成为下一届美国总统?
Three.
一起
Both: Mitt romney's oldest son jezba.
Mitt Romney的大儿子Jezba
- Dennis kucinich. - Okay, that's sad, walter.
- Dennis Kucinich - 好了 太失败了 Walter
Just sad. Jack, back to you.
好失败 Jack 轮到你
Who's number one on your speed dial?
谁是你快拨键里最重要的人?
Blackberry, warren buffett. Iphone, jimmy buffett.
黑莓里是Warren Buffett Iphone里是Jimmy Buffett
- Favorite movie. - Tie.
- 最爱的电影 - Tie
The fountainhead or uncle buck.
The Fountainhead或是Uncle Buck
i>- My wife and I just saw the yellow handkerchief.
我和我老婆刚看了 The Yellow Handkerchief
Just sit a couple out/ stein. God.
你坐那里就好了 Stein 天啊
All right, karaoke. Go to jack. Hit me.
接着 卡拉OK 轮到Jack 来吧
- Nitty gritty dirt band. - Oh, I rock the brothers.
- 乡村乐队尼蒂·格里蒂·德蒂乐队 - 我爱死那些人了
Hey, let's grab a drink after this.
节目之后我们去喝一杯吧
You read my mind.
正合我意
We'll be right back after this ad
广♥告♥之后马上回来
Aimed at the elderly.
针对老人的
One second.
等等
Hey, tray,
嘿 Tray
I really need a ride home from the doctors
情人节那天
On valentine's day.
我确实需要搭个便车
- Can't do it, li - lem.
帮不了你 Lemon
On valentine's day,
情人节那天
Angie and I rent a room with a heart-shaped hot tub
Angie和我租了一个带时髦心形浴缸的房♥间
And cook chili in it.
准备在里面煮好红辣椒
Then we take it to a soup kitchen
然后带去救济贫民
And that's where it starts to get sexy.
然后色♥色♥的部分再开始
Hey, jenna, please tell me
嘿 Jenna 和我说说
You haven't already concocted
你还没编造好
Your usual valentine's day drama.
你情人节的老套闹剧
Can't talk, liz.
一言难尽 Liz
I just got my stalker's work address from his parole officer.
我刚刚从跟踪狂的假释官那得 到了他的工作地址
And I'm gonna confront him about why he's ignoring me.
我打算找他当面问问 为毛忽视我
Hey, kenneth. Are you free on valentine's?
嘿 Kenneth 你情人节那天有空吗?
No, miss lemon. I'm sorry.
没有 Lemon小姐 抱歉
I will be attending an al I- day abstinence rally.
我要参加一个全天禁欲大会
You're welcome to come.
欢迎你加入
I think I've got an extra
我想我还有一个额外的
Gender-neutralizing hood.
中性面罩
- No. Thanks. God. - Hey, liz!
- 不必了 谢谢 神啊 - 嘿 Liz!
- Hey. - The answer's no.
- 嘿 - 想也别想
Hello, maynard.
你好 Maynard
Jenna, you shouldn't have come here.
Jenna 你不该来这里
Well, what was I supposed to do?
那我该怎么做呢?
It's almost valentine's day
都快要情人节了
And I haven't heard anything from you.
一点你的消息也没有
Has the dog who gives you your orders died?
那条给你指示的狗死了吗?
No. Brandon's fine. Jenna, we need to talk.
不 Brandon活得很好 Jenna 我们得谈谈
I don't think I can stalk you anymore.
我想我不会再跟踪你了
No. You don't mean that.
不 你不是那么想的
Look, I have a new therapist, I'm taking my meds.
听着 我在接受新的治疗 服药
I can't even see electricity
我再也看不见
Shooting out of your head any more.
从你头上冒出的火花了
Well, is there someone else?
是你有了别人吗?
It's one of those kids from glee, isn't it?
是不是哪个GLEE合唱团里的孩子?
Jenna, please, don't make a scene.
Jenna 拜托 别闹了
I always knew this would end someday.
我就知道有天会结束的
I just thought it would be with me in the trunk
只是在我想象中 最终是我困在
Of a rental car.
一辆租来车里的后备箱里
So, uh, where did you go to school?
那么 你哪里上的学?
Choate, then yale,
乔特大学 然后是耶鲁
Then two years in africa with the peace corp.
接着跟随和平使团去了非洲
The peace corps. That's surprising.
和平部队 有意思
Oh, no, the peace corp.
哦 不 和平工作队
Lawrence peace's corporation.
Lawrence和平机构
We drilled for oil in gorilla habitats.
我们在黑猩猩栖息地开挖石油
Oh, of course.
哦 怪不得
I learned to talk to gorillas when I worked for ge medical.
我在GE医疗部门工作时学会了和大猩猩说话
Uh, we're going to test poisons on you.
我们要对你进行药理毒物实验
Oh.
哦
So, uh, are you seeing anyone?
那么 呃 你最近有和谁约会吗?
Not for a few months.
都几个月没了
You remind me of him, actually.
你让我想起了他 事实上
I have a thing for commanding salt and pepper types.
我喜欢那种强势类型的
I don't know why.
我也不知道为什么
I think it started when I walked into my parents
我想起源是在里根遇刺那天
Doing it the day reagan was shot.
撞见我父母在做♥爱♥
- I wouldn't over-analyze that.
我不会去细想的
Hello.
喂
I am calling about the mad e- up conference call with geneva.
来自于日内瓦的虚假电♥话♥会议
I love having secrets with you.
我爱死了和你分享小秘密
One time, I ran over an old lady in arizona
又一次 我在亚利桑那州碾过一名老妇人
And just kept driving.
确接着开我的车
Yes. Damn it. Geneva.
该死 日内瓦
Well, cancel the conference call.
取消电♥话♥会议
I'm doing something far more important right now.
我有更重要的事去做
And more beautiful.
更漂亮的事物
You're kidding, right? I mean, that's your move?
你开玩笑的吧 对吗? 那是你的策略?
- I - I beg your pardon.
我- 请再说一遍
It's 3:30 in the morning in geneva, jack.
现在日内瓦是3点30分 Jack
Who's your call with?
你打给谁呢?
The hooker working the corner outside of raiffeisenbank?
在赖富埃森银行周围的妓♥女♥?
Oh, well, it is February.
哦 现在是2月
And in switzerland, that is night business month.
在瑞士 可是要夜里加班的月份
- Okay. - All right, I'm sorry.
- 就这样吧 - 我很抱歉
I forgot who I was dealing with.
我忘了我的对手是谁
Stay and just have another drink.
留下别走 再喝一杯
Look at me, jack.
看着我 Jack
Look how my body goes with this dress.
看看这条裙子里的曼妙身姿
I don't need to be dealing with amateurs.
我不和业余选手过招
Listen, frank, I really need a ride home from the doctor
听着 Frank 我真的要有人从医生那开我回家
On valentine's day.
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