我为喜剧狂（2006）
30 Rock S04E10
Part 3
June 7, 2022, 10:44 a.m.
Liz lemon has a handsome, goofaround, makeout buddy.
Liz Lemon有了个英俊 幽默 理解人的男人
and that's the problem.
而这就是问题所在
danny can't be my alphamale wingman and his boss'...
Danny不能在当我的成功男伴的同时
little scrump nugget.they're incompatible.
还当他上司的偷♥欢♥工具 这根本不搭界的
well, then i guess it's on.may the best man win.
好吧 看来只能公平竞赛了 希望有实力的那个赢吧
oh, he will.
他会赢的
where you going?it's board game night.
你去哪儿？今晚是桌游夜
-out. -Out with whom?
-出去 -和谁?
-this guy doug. -well, does doug have a last name?
-叫Doug的人 -这个Doug姓什么?
okay, everybody.Let's just you
好了 各位 我们就...
Can't make me stay here!
你不能强迫我待在这里
you are a part of this entourage.
你是我跟班的一员
i didn't ask to bein this entourage!
我又没主动要加入的
look!I know you didn't mean that.
我知道你这不是真心话
i do mean it.I'm not like you!
是真心话 我和你不一样
i'll never be like you!
我永远也不会变成你这样
and now i'm at the point where i love just kissing.
现在我真的好喜欢亲吻啊
we kiss for an hour, and it's totally enough for me.
我们能吻上一个小时 那对我来说就足够了
this is good guy talk.
这是好男人的话啊
she has really thin lips, but she makes upFor it with tongue girth.
她嘴唇真的好薄 可她的舌头弥补了这个缺点
okay, maybe we just watch the game, forget about girls for a night.
也许我们就看比赛 把女人的事给忘了
you know, my little cuddlebaby loves to watch figure skating,
我的抱抱宝贝很喜欢看花样滑冰
and i'm really starting to get into that.
我也被她带地喜欢起来了
and now turning to women's health.
现在开始说到女性健康
Our latest information on women's sexuality finds
在我们最近对女性性需求的研究中发现
female libido does tend to peak in those years just beforeperimenopause
女性的性♥欲♥会在绝经期前达到高♥潮♥
In what scientists and doctors like myselfare calling their dirty 30s.
一些科学家和医生还有我自己 把这称为悸动的30岁
women are also looking at the latest
并且女性还在寻找最后的...
i got to go, jack.
我得走了 Jack
what?
什么?
you're leaving?it's only zerozero.
你这就走了？现在才刚0比0
i'll talk to you in the morning.
我早上再和你说
liz lemon
Liz Lemon
that was a low blow last night, lemon.
昨晚你好阴险 Lemon
what can i say, jack?
我能说啥呢 Jack?
i guess i'm gettinga second wind here at the tail endof my dirty 30s.
我觉得我在悸动的30岁 抓住了青春的尾巴
lord, this whole week has been such a bummer.
老天啊 这整周都好让人失望
hey, when did we add this grizzly adams sketch?
我们什么时候把Grizzly Adams桥段 给加进来的?
i wrote it last night...late.
我昨天 很晚才写的
the shirt should be...
这衬衫应该要...
Filthier.
更脏一点
if you were a man, you would have to register yourself as a sex criminal.
你要是个男人的话 你就要注册为性犯罪者了
i'm taking danny back.
我要把Danny抢回来
Oh, good luck with that.remember, if it doesn't work out,
那祝你好运了 记住 如果行不通的话
there's always lutz.
总还有Lutz的
♪ Forever young ♪ I want to be ♪
永远年轻 我要
♪ Forever young ♪
永远年轻
jenna, stop it!
Jenna 住手
look, you claimed that you want to be happy,
你说过你想过的快乐的
but that's never gonna happen until you are honestabout who you are.
可你要对自己都不诚实的话 那是不可能的
that's easy for you to say.
你说的倒容易
i've built my careeron a certain image
我的事业是建立在特定形象上的
And you have no idea what i go through to maintain it.
你不知道我费多大劲才能维持
the workouts, the lotions,
我健身 我涂乳液
pretending i wasn't fourth runnerup
装作我不是两百周♥年♥庆♥典日上
at the miss teen bicentennial pageant.
青少年选美比赛的第5名
ooh, that'sand you don't understand the fear i live with.
你根本不理解我生活中伴随着的恐惧
the fear of people ever seeing the real me.
害怕人们看到我的真面目
yes, i do.
我理解的
we all have secrets.
我们都有秘密
You know that i have something
你知道我也有个
i've been hiding from the world for 20 years.
隐藏了20年的秘密
what are you talking about?
你说什么？
if you come out as your real age,i will reveal my friend tom.
要是你能以真实年龄示人 我就把我的老朋友Tom给请出来
You would do that for me?
你愿意为我做那个？
how long would it take?
那要多长时间才行？
well, if i do nothing, he'll be here within 48 hours.
如果我什么都不做的话 他会在48小时内出现的
good morning, li
早上好 Li...
oh...my...god.
饿滴神呀
i'd like you all to meet tom.
我想让你们见见Tom
tom selleck.he's my moustache.
Tom Selleck 我的胡须 (著名演员 胡子是特点)
thank you, liz.it's funny.
谢谢 Liz 真有意思啊
All my "aha" moments end with a moustache pressed against me.
你用小胡子贴着我 让我结束了我的虚伪时代
there you are!
你终于回来了
kenneth and i were worried sick about you.
Kenneth和我担心死你了
i think doug put something in my drink
我觉得Doug在我饮料里下了药了
-and i don't remember -that's not important anymore.
-我不记得 -那已经不重要了
i want to talk to you about our fight the other night.
我想和你谈谈我们那天晚上吵的一架
look, having a girl in your life is different.
听着 生活中多一个女孩会很不一样的
You want to protect her, and the best that you can hope for
你会想保护她 让她过上最好的生活
Is that someday a nice man will come and take her from you.
并且有一天有个好男人来把你带走
that's it.
就这么简单
hey, Sue, I need you in the writer's room.
嘿 Sue 快到编剧室去
i knew this day would come.
我知道这一天终会到来
I just didn't think it would be so soon.
只不过没想到会这么快
You take good care of her.
你好好照顾她
♪ Forever young ♪
永远年轻
♪ I want to be forever young ♪
我要永远年轻
♪ Do you really want to live forever ♪
你真想永远年轻吗？
♪ Forever ♪ And ever ♪ Forever young ♪
永远 永远 永远年轻
♪ I want to be forever young ♪
我要永远年轻
I don't know if i can go through this with a real daughter.
我不知道要真是我女儿我要怎么办
Yes, you can.
没事 你行的
i know that was hard, but i bet you wouldn't give up
我知道那很难 但我相信任何东西都换不回你
this week with miss laroche vanderhoot for anything.
这周和Miss Laroche Vanderhoot的经历
no, i wouldn't.
换不回
not for a billion doll hairs.
10亿美发也不换
i'm sorry.Did you say "doll hairs"?
抱歉 你说 "美发"?
yeah, they're not worth nothing.
是啊 也是值钱玩意好吧?
you could probably sell 'em to a doll company and get maybe 40 grand for 'em.
你可以卖♥♥给玩具公♥司♥换个4万美元
danny.danny, i know.
Danny Danny 我知道了
I know liz is your secret work girlfriend.
我知道Liz是你的秘密工作女朋友
i wanted to tell you, but she thought we should be discreet.
我本想告诉你的 可她说我们要慎重
i mean, we're just having fun.
我是说 我们不过闹着玩玩
i know.you need to end it now.
我知道 这必须结束掉
what?Why?
什么？为什么？
i never told anyone this.
我从没告诉过任何人
And that's why if you ask people about it, they won't know what you're talking about,
所以你不能去问任何人 他们根本不知道你在讲什么
because it's a secret, not because it's a lie.
因为这是秘密 而不是因为这是假话
okay, i understand.
好吧 我明白了
Good.now here's my secret.
很好 这是我的秘密
my secret is...
我的秘密就是
i'm in love with liz lemon.
我爱上Liz Lemon了
what?
什么?
it's true.
是真的
it was love at first sight.
是一见钟情
I ache for her sexually.how could i not?
我为她的魅力倾倒 我控制不住
i'm entranced by those mudcolored eyes, Set back in...
我被那浑浊的眼睛 那...
that skin.and her laugh.
皮肤和她的笑声
her walk.
还有她走路的样子
that splayfooted walk.
那外八字步伐
and that...
还有那...所倾倒
whole situation right there.
反正全套都把我迷住了
and oh.
哇
moustache?
胡须?
good god, lemon.
老天啊 Lemon
jack, i had no idea.
Jack 我完全不知道
I mean, the last thing i want todo is screw up our friendship.
我最不愿意的就是破坏我们的友情
me and liz, i'll end it today.
我和Liz 今天就会结束掉
you'd do that for me?
你愿意为我那么做
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