我为喜剧狂（2006）
30 Rock S04E03
Part 4
June 7, 2022, 10:44 a.m.
也不许开我的玩笑
Okay? Are we cowabunga on this?
好吗? 你们惊奇了吧? (误以为Cowabunga是同意的意思)
- Fine,we're... we're cowabunga. - Good.
- 行 你说啥就是啥吧 - 很好
But if I wake up in any of your apartments tomorrow morning,
如果我跟你们中的谁过夜了
you will buy me breakfast.
他得负责早餐
All right,the last pig is in the chuckling chute.
好吧 最后一只猪 已经在喷气槽上了
(前文Ken把Chuckle Chute错认为Chuckle Hut)
And we're now the laugh factory.
我们变身为笑料工厂
We got a great show for y'all tonight,
今晚将奉上精彩的演出
and we're gonna get right to it
现在就为你们请上
with stone mountain's own Rick Wayne and pumpkin.
本土明星Rick Wayne和南瓜头
All right,you asked for it.
来了 你自找的
- Good evening,everyone. - How y'all doing?
- 晚上好 各位 - 过得怎么样?
Hey,this your first time doing this?
你是第一次上台吗?
I'm sorry,I didn't know it was filthy,
不好意思 没注意到这个肮脏薄唇的
thinlipped hooker night here at the laugh factory.
妓♥女♥也光顾了笑料工厂
Okay. I underestimated you.
好吧 我低估你了
Knock,knock. Who's there,pumpkin?
- 咚咚 - 谁啊 南瓜头?
A ferretfaced skank.
白脸小太妹
Yep,I see her too.
没错 我也看到了
Get a job,hayseed.
找个工作吧 乡巴佬
Are you still talking?
还在说话吗?
You are one mouthy bitch.
真是个多嘴的婊♥子♥
I don't go down to where you work and stop them from milking you.
我可没去你工作的地方 碍着人家给你挤奶啊
I'm sorry,but that's enough,sir.
不好意思 差不多就行了 先生
You're out of line.
你这样就过分了
I'll tell you what's out of line.
我给你说说什么叫过分吧
Your old lady's knockers.
你旁边老女人的大♥波♥
Good lord,woman. I wouldn't you with elmo's.
上帝 我才不会用Elmo的东西来搞你 (Elmo是芝麻街中角色)
Rick,pumpkin,what are you doing?
Rick 南瓜头 你们到底在干什么?
A gentleman,whether he's human or somehow more than human,
作为绅士 或者一个正常人类
does not speak to a lady like that.
都不会这样和一位女士说话
You two are wholesome and decent.
你们应该很纯良
Oh,I get it. You think 'cause we talk like this,we're all simple and quaint.
哦 我明白了 因为我们这样说话 你就认为我们又单纯又传统
Well,I'm an amateur astronomer,and Rick's black wife speaks French.
可我是天文爱好者 Rick的黑人老婆还会说法语
Her name's jamilla.
她叫Jamilla
See,I told you. There's no "real America.
看吧 我说过 没有什么真正的美国
" You shut that dog rectum you call a mouth?
你的嘴是说话的还是喷粪的?
Yes,sir.
是啊 先生
Why are you people laughing at this?
这样的东西有什么好笑的?
You're supposed to be better,nicer,but you're terrible.
你们应该纯朴善良 但你们太可怕了
You're all terrible,just like the people in new York.
你们太可怕了 跟纽约人一模一样
All God's children are terrible.
上帝的子民都很可怕
Terrible,huh? I got a question for you there,pal.
可怕? 我有个问题 兄弟
Do you ever find smaller heads orbiting your head?
你有没有发现过 一个小头绕着你的头转?
Is that a comment about the size of my head?
你是在评价我头的大小吗?
I'm a tall man,and it's proportional to my frame.
我个子很高 比例符合我的骨架
Your frame? What are they building there... a super walmart?
骨架? 你这样打算建什么 沃尔玛超♥市♥?
You come down here and say that.
你有本事过来说
I can't. I got a man's arm stuck up me.
做不到啊 一个男人的胳膊插在我身体里
But you know what that's like.
你应该知道这个感觉吧
I can't believe I bought a fatty fat sandwich franchise!
真不敢相信 我买♥♥下了肥肥三明治的经营权!
Oh,God,he's murdering me. His head is so much bigger up close!
天哪 他要杀了我 他的头走近看更大了!
The deal's off,Wayne.
合约取消 Wayne
Lemon,to the kia sorrento!
Lemon 赶紧去起亚的Sorrento车上!
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Tray, get down here!
Tray 快来啊
I can't. I don't want to die.
不行 我不想死
What's wrong, Ken? That hatchet isn't real, is it?
你怎么了 Ken? 那把菜刀是真的吧?
I wish. My meemaw just called.
我倒希望是 刚接到妈妈电♥话♥
Pumpkin, western Georgia's most beloved ventriloquist doll,
西乔治亚州最受喜爱的南瓜头布偶
has died.
死了
That's three!
太好了!
Tell my wife I went to Philadelphia on business!
给我老婆说我去费城出差了
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