我为喜剧狂（2006）

30 Rock S04E09

Part 1 June 7, 2022, 10:44 a.m.

hey,jack.
嘿 Jack
did you dye your hair?
你染头发了?
no.
没有
no.
没有
so how was your new year's?
新年过的怎么样?
wonderful.
好极了
my dear friend,the deep sea explorer bob ballard,
我的好朋友深海探险家Bob Ballard
brought over a 2,000 year old amphora of wine from a sunken phoenician trading vessel.
带来了个有2000年之久的双耳酒罐来自于一条沉没的腓尼基商船
the wine turned out to be quite toxic.
后来发现酒有毒
my guests and i spent the stroke of midnight in my garden.
午夜时分我和满园宾客就在我家花♥园♥里
vomiting.
呕吐
oh,my god,sorry.
哦天啊抱歉
don't be.
不需要
the whole night the purging,the new year,
这一晚上折腾啊新年啊
the vivid hallucinations of astarte the phoenician goddess of sex and war it all wiped the slate clean.
对掌管爱和战争的女神Astarte的幻想都化作了浮云
so.
那么
nancy donovan.
Nancy Donovan呢
what happened before christmas was a mistake.
圣诞前发生的事是个错误
she hasn't contacted me since,so clearly she agrees it's over.
她后来没有联♥系♥过我所以很明显她也认同一切结束
well,that's healthy.a clean break.
挺好干脆的分手
exactly.a clean break.
没错分得干脆
so what about you,lemon?
你过的咋样 Lemon?
is your 2010 off to a good start?
你的2010年有开门红吗?
well,i spent new year's eve with my family,which was actually very special.
我和我的家人度过了除夕夜那可真是不寻常的一天
my cousin randy,this kid from this rural coal mining town,came out to us.
我的表弟Randy 那个来自乡下煤矿小镇的孩子出柜了
and i think old liz lemon had a little something to do with that.
我想老Liz Lemon和那有点关系
randy's gay,everybody!
Randy是个GAY!
he's gay.
他是GAY
i think everyone knew.
我想每个人都知道了
finally!
谢天谢地!
over the break,i forgot what floor i worked on.
放完假我都忘了我在哪层工作了
six,tracy.
6楼 Tracy
six!
6楼!
i knew it was a character from blossom,but i couldn't find the joey russo button.
我知道那是个来自于Blossom的角色但我找不到Joey Russo的按钮 (Blossom:NBC台91-95年情景喜剧)
hold the door!
别关门!
you guys,i had the most amazing new year's.
各位我过了一个最激动人心的新年
i met james franco's manager.
我遇见了James Franco的经纪人
it was like a fairy tale.
就像个童话故事那样
my client,james franco,he's actively looking for a relationship with a human woman to dispel certain unsavory rumors.
我的客户James Franco他急于找个人类女人来段恋爱用来消除那些不好的谣言
are you available for a fake romance with a movie star?
你能和一个电影明星来段虚拟恋情吗?
does chewing on a sponge trick your brain's hunger center?
嚼一块海绵会骗到你的大脑饥饿中枢吗?
yes!
愿意!
yes!a million times yes!
愿意! 一百万个愿意!
so this is some arranged hollywood relationship?
就是说一段安排好的好莱坞恋情?
with james franco.
是和James Franco
can you believe they went to me before ayiiia from the real world: cancun?
你能相信他们在找那个真人秀演员 Ayiiia之前就找上我了吗? (The Real World: Cancun MTV台真人秀节目09赛季)
i think it's great.
这很好
the exposure will do wonders for you and tgs.
这种曝光对你和节目都有好处
lemon,i want you and jenna to have a meeting with james franco and make sure his manager doesn't screw her.
Lemon 我要你和Jenna与James Franco 一起开个会确保那个经纪人不要搞她
too late!
太迟了!
wait,which way did you mean that?
等等你刚刚指的什么意思?
i had a pretty amazing new year's too.
我也过了一个很不错的新年
my wife and i are trying for a daughter,and on new year's eve i think i got angie pregnant.
我老婆和我努力要个女儿那个除夕夜我想我让Angie怀孕了
no,no,no,no.
不不别别
okay,but i was gonna describe it real good.
好吧我本想描述得美好一点的
30 Rock Season four Episode nine
我为喜剧狂第四季第九集
how was your new year's,sir?
新年过的怎样头儿?
perfect.
棒极了
oh,my god!
哦上帝啊!
as you know,on new year's,i finally met my birth parents.
新年里我终于和我的亲生父母见面了
so.
所以
thank you for asking about that!
谢谢关心!
i called her,lemon.
我给她打过电♥话♥ Lemon
what?
什么?
i called nancy on new year's eve at 3:42 a.m
我在除夕早上3点42分打给了Nancy
damn that phoenician wine!
该死的腓尼基酒!
and you don't remember doing it?
你不记得做了这些?
the last thing i remember is going into a closet and switching clothes with bob ballard.
我能记起的最后一件事就是进了个衣橱和Bob Ballard交换了衣服
look,i don't think you actually spoke to her.
我不认为你真有和她讲过话
you hit pound after the number.
拨号♥后你按了井号♥键
i think you left a message.
你应该是留了个消息
cerie,get on her youface page.lemon,do you mind?
Cerie 登陆她的Youface主页 Lemon 让一让
no.
哦
one second.
一会儿就好
okay,her youface page says they're on vacation.
她的Youface主页写着他们在度假
they're borrowing a friend's condo in florida.
他们在弗罗里达州向朋友借了套公♥寓♥
oh,what have i done?
哦我♥干♥了些什么?
the woman is on vacation with her husband as we speak,probably having beach sex,
那个女人和她丈夫一起在度假现在或许正享受海滩性♥爱♥
which is the third best sex after elevator and white house.
那可是仅次于电梯和白宫的最好性♥爱♥地点
is there any chance that she hasn't heard it yet?
有没有一丝可能她还没听到那条消息呢?
as a frequent leaver of drunken messages,i can tell you no good can come of this.
作为一个经常留下酒后胡言的人我可以告诉你这样的下场不太好
as a frequent receiver of drunk messages,they are not cute,even when they're from liz.
作为一个经常收到酒后胡言的人那些消息可不好玩就算是Liz发的
da da da.
够了够了
good lord,i've lemoned the situation with nancy!
神啊我Lemon化了和Nancy的局面!
i've got to erase that message.
我一定要删掉那条消息
"lemoned"?
"Lemon化"?
that's not a thing people are saying now,is it?
这是什么火星语谁懂啊?
cerie?
Cerie?
lemoned.
Lemon化
doing it awesome.
不要太牛哦
here's the general idea,jenna.
大致是这样的 Jenna
you and i pretend that we met while filming a movie called space attack.
你和我假装是在拍摄一场叫做太空袭击的电影中认识
my title.
我起的名
this movie will never be released because my performance will be deemed "too provocative for america.
这部电影永远不会上映因为我的表演会被视为对美国太具有"煽动性"
" oh,i wish i lived in france.
哦我希望我住在法国
but out of this experience,we found each other,et cetera,et cetera.
在这场邂逅之后我们彼此相依等等
five dates a week,one fight a month.
一星期5次约会一个月一次吵嘴
and because of a product placement deal with jamba juice,the fight will be in a jamba juice.
因为我代言了Jamba Juice品牌所以争吵要在Jamba Juice店里
i love jamba juice!
我爱喝Jamba Juice!
and this is the non disclosure agreement regarding anything you two may learn about each other
这是份保密协议包含了各种在这段恋情中
during the course of the relationship.
你们两个需要了解对方的事
yeah,what exactly is mr.franco covering up here?
Franco先生到底在掩饰什么呢?
liz,are you familiar with japanese moe relationships,
Liz 你听说过日本语里的萌之恋吗
where socially dysfunctional men develop deep emotional attachments to body pillows with women painted on them?
那些社交功能失调的男人会对画有女人的人体枕头产生深深的情感依赖?
i am not,james.
我不了解 James
neither am i,liz!
我也不了解 Liz!
which is why it's so weird the tabloids are running all these stories saying i'm in love with a body pillow.
所以说很奇怪那些小报会写八卦说我爱上了一个人体枕头
i mean,it's crazy!
简直太疯狂了!
then why is that here?
那这玩意放这儿干嘛?
why?
为什么?
i mean,why is this table here?
这桌子放这儿干嘛?
i mean,why is that lamp here?
这盏灯放这儿干嘛?
kimiko is it is here like any other object.
Kimiko就像这里的其他物体一样
objects are made by men and used for many purposes.
这些物体的存在有着各种理由
but we never love objects.
但是我们从不爱上它们
where do i sign?
我该签在那里?
hello?
喂?
liz?it's randy randy lemon.
Liz? 我是Randy Randy Lemon
oh,hey,randy.what's up?
哦嘿 Randy 什么事?
well,my parents and i are kind of fighting right now.
我的父母和我目前有点争执
because you spilled orange soda on the couch?
因为你把橘子汽水打翻在沙发上了?
no,because of the gay thing.
不是因为出柜那件事
so now i'm here in new york.
我现在到纽约了
wait,you're in new york?
等等你到纽约了?
yeah,i figured i'd come stay with my cool cousin liz.
我寻思着我得过来和我超酷的表姐Liz住了
besides,what better place for me to be now that i'm a homo?
除此之外既然我已是玻璃了还有更好的地方去吗?
is that the one we call ourselves?
是用这个词称呼我们吗?
nope.get a cab,okay?go to my apartment.
不是叫辆计程车好吗? 去我的公♥寓♥
168 riverside drive.
168号♥ 环河路
okay.
好吧