我为喜剧狂（2006）
30 Rock S04E17
Part 1
June 7, 2022, 10:45 a.m.
And I think we can both conclude that we finished Q1 with better than expected results.
我想我们能达成共识 第一季度的结果比预期还要好
And I can promise that my performance will improve,
我保证我的表现会更进一步
especially if you're a little more flexible on your end.
尤其是如果你能表现的更灵活的话
I love it when you talk dirty to me.
我爱死你这样色♥色♥地和我说话了
I cannot wait to see you tonight.
我等不及想在晚上见到你
What are you going to wear?
你会穿什么衣服?
To the museum gala?
去博物馆的盛会?
Think slutty grace Kelly.
在想打扮成淫♥荡♥版的Grace Kelly
Oh, god bless you. I'm picturing it right now.
哦 老天保佑 我已经在想像这幅画面了
And the opposite of that just walked in.
我这里刚走进来个乡土版的
Tell Liz I said hi.
帮我向Liz打招呼
I will.
好的
Happy birthday, Jack.
生日快乐 Jack
I got you a card.
我帮你买♥♥了张卡片
It's one of those new ones where you can record a message.
是那种可以录留言的新品种
Test, test, test.
测试 测试 测试
This is a test for Jack's card.
现在是贺卡测试
♪ Wonder woman ♪
额神奇的女人哦?
Excuse me, how do you re-record on these things?
抱歉 怎么录东西上去的?
Whatever. I'll definitely figure it out.
不管了 我自已会想明白的
Thank you, Lemon.
谢谢 Lemon
But my true present is that exquisite ensemble.
你这身绝妙的服装搭配才是给我的真正礼物
You look like a prison weed dealer.
你看起来就像监狱里卖♥♥毒品的
I'm coming back from a singles dodgeball match, okay?
我刚从单身人员参加的躲避球比赛里回来 懂伐?
Good god.
天啊
The YMCA near my apartment offers a variety of singles activities,
我公♥寓♥附近的青年会 提供了许多单身人士活动
and I am forcing myself to go to all of them.
我逼着自己全部参加
Well, I'm glad you're trying, but I wish you didn't have to...
我很高兴你这样尝试了 但只是希望你不要这么...
Lemon, are you wearing a cup?
Lemon 你穿了下♥体♥护具?
Oh, I forgot, only guys can get hurt there.
哦 我忘了 只有男人那里才会被碰伤
I just wish it were easier for you. You need an Avery...
我希望你不用这么勉强 你需要的是...
Simple, fun, uncomplicated.
单纯 有趣 不复杂的东西
As my good friend and fox-hunting partner Mary J. Blige would say, "no more drama."
就像我好朋友兼打猎狐狸的搭档 Mary J. Blige说的那样 拒绝闹剧
Happy birthday!
生日快乐!
Nancy, what are you doing here?
Nancy 你过来干嘛?
It's done, Jack.
只欠东风了 Jack
I'm divorced!
我离婚了!
Ruh-ro!
吼吼!
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Hey, how did your dodgeball thing go?
嘿 参加躲避球比赛有什么收获?
Did you meet anyone?
有碰到合适的吗?
Not really.
毛有
I mean, there was one okay guy.
有个家伙看起来还不错
Eat it, bitch!
接招吧 烂人!
What is wrong with you?
你哪根筋搭错了?
He was flirting.
他在和你调情呢
Did you ever even talk to him?
你就没有和他说过话?
I yelled at him about a rule violation.
我就一个犯规朝他吼了几句
His foot was over the line.
他脚踩过线了
How many more of these things are you going to?
你还参加了什么活动?
Line dancing this afternoon, then tomorrow is the wine and cheese tasting.
今天下午去跳排排舞 明天是鉴赏红酒和奶酪
Or, as I like to call it, singles fart suppression.
或者 按我的说法 单身族屁屁聚会 (放屁的一种说法 切奶酪cut the cheese)
Maybe I should go with you, be your wingman.
或许我应该和你一起去 做你的参谋
Oh, thanks, Jenna, but you don't want to do that.
谢了 Jenna 你不会想去的
No, it would be good acting research for me.
不 这对我是一次很好的表演探索
I'm up for a role in national lampoon's Van Wilder's wingman, inc.
我在为国家讽刺文社的《范·维尔德的参谋》 这部电影里的角色做准备
I look forward to not watching that on an airplane.
我希望不要在航♥班♥上看到它
And this is our wardrobe department.
这里是服装部门
Uh, Nancy, this is the star of our show, Tracy Jordan.
Nancy 这位是我们节目的明星 Tracy
Tracy, this is...
Jordan Tracy 这位是...
Not now, Jackie D.
现在不行 Jackie D
I heard on the walkie-talkies that there's a redheaded MILF walking around
我得到小道消息现在有位红发的辣妈
with some executive.
正在和某位高层在楼里走动
You know what, that felt really good.
感觉真好 你懂的
So I'll see you at lunch.
午餐时间见
Kenneth, would you please show Mrs. Dougherty...
Kenneth 你能不能带Dougherty太太 ...
I'm sorry, um, Ms. Donovan, to the elevator?
抱歉 呃 Donovan太太 去下电梯?
Have we met before?
我们见过面吗?
You shut your mouth!
你给我闭嘴!
Now you're having lunch?
你都打算吃午饭了?
Does Avery know about this?
Avery知道吗?
Lemon, the grown-up dating world is like your haircut.
Lemon 成年人的恋爱世界就像你的发型
Sometimes awkward triangles occur.
有时候会有很尴尬的三角恋发生
I feel like you've been saving that one.
我觉得你目前已经有了一个
Obviously, this is unexpected.
显然 这种局面是不可预计的
I really didn't think that Nancy would ever get divorced.
我真的没想到Nancy会去离婚
Why would a lady get divorced at 50?
为什么一个50岁的女人要去离婚?
Stick it out!
坚持到底!
Men die first, then you have two wonderful years, then you die.
男人先死 然后你就有2年好时光 最后你也死翘翘了
Yes, Nancy showing up is a game changer.
是啊 Nancy的出现改变了事态发展
But if I blow this up now, all three of us will suffer.
但如果我现在搞砸了 我们3个日子都不会好过
So what are you gonna do?
那你打算怎么做呢?
I'm going to make the most of this opportunity.
我要充分利用现在这个局面
I'm going to pursue both relationships, see how they develop,
继续这2段感情 看看它们的走向
and then make an informed decision.
再由此做出明智的决定
You're gonna juggle them?
你要同时应付她们2个?
No. Even you can't pull this off, Jack.
不行 你不会得手的 Jack
Mrs. Doubtfire shimself could not do this.
就连窈窕奶爸Doubtfire也应付不了
You are gonna blow it, and you're gonna end up alone,
你会搞砸的 你会单身收场
and you're gonna have to go to singles dodgeball.
最后不得不去参加单身躲避球比赛
Put on these rec specs.
戴上这种护目眼镜
This is your future.
这就是你的明天
Put 'em on.
戴上
Oh, god!
哦 老天爷!
The band is soaking!
带子上还是湿漉漉的!
You will not believe what just happened to me.
你不会相信我刚遭遇了什么
A guy on the subway just called me a biggledeeboo.
地铁上一个家伙称呼我为biggledeeboo
What's a biggledeeboo?
什么是biggledeeboo?
It's an 18th-century word for "dark-skinned moor."
那是称呼18世纪黑皮肤摩尔人的词
I've learned the word "black" in every language,
我掌握了形容黑色的各种语言
just so I'll know when to be offended.
那样当你被冒犯时马上就知道了
Russian, chernyi.
俄语 车泥
Korean, hoog-een.
韩语 轰更
Dolphin... Eeeeeeeeeeeee!
海豚语...
Well, I'm sure it was just an isolated incident.
我认为那只是个别事件
Nuh-uh, I'm telling you, Dotcom, old-school racism is back.
我告诉你哦 Dotcom 老一套的种族主义又复苏了
How can racism be back when we elected a black president?
我们选了一个黑人总统出来 怎么会又有种族歧视呢?
Barry Obams is the one who brought it back!
Barry Obams就是把这现象带回来的人!
So you're saying that racism is back because white people no longer feel sorry for us?
你是说因为白人不再对我们感到内疚 所以种族主义才重新抬头的?
Hey, something's going on.
嘿 有这么一回事
You know what I seen last night?
你知道我昨晚看见了什么吗?
A slovin shield commercial with a black burglar!
Slovin牌的安全装置广♥告♥里是个黑人强盗!
Black man!
黑人!
Slovin牌家庭安全装置 1-800-救-命
That's not good.
这不是个好现象
Come to think of it, I saw a white judge on law & order last night.
想到另一点 昨晚我在法律与秩序 看见的是白人法官
Oh, yeah, it's back on!
对 一切都卷土重来了!
Get ready, son.
做好准备 孩子
All you've ever known is your affirmative-action job and queen latifah covergirl commercials.
你以前所知道的就只有你那政策优♥惠♥得来的工作 和Queen Latifah代言的封♥面♥女♥郎♥广♥告♥
And one, two, and hip, four, five, six, and seven, eight.
一 二 提臀 四 五 六 七 八
I'm sorry, are we expecting more men?
抱歉 不是应该有更多男人吗?
I'm Jerem!
我叫Jerem!
I collect posters.
我搜集海报
Look at me, Jerem.
看看我 Jerem
I know all the steps.
我懂所有的舞步
Kind of.
大概吧
So I know you're, like, the man who has everything.
我知道 你是那种拥有一切的男人
You know, two of everything, in fact.
好事会成双的那种 事实上
Right. Hilarious.
是啊 真有趣
But I, um...
不过 我 ...
I got you a birthday present.
我带来了你的生日礼物
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