小谢尔顿

Young Sheldon S07E05

Part 1 March 18, 2024, 5:34 p.m.

♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪
♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪
♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪
♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪
♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪
♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少年谢尔顿
《少年谢尔顿》前情提要
Previously on Young Sheldon...
谢尔顿·库珀
Sheldon Cooper.
什么
What?
我看完了我叫谢尔顿·库珀
I finished reading it. My name's Sheldon Cooper.
什么你看完了
What... You finished it?
是的
Yes.
不错嘛你
Impressive.
你应该主修计算机科学
You should major in computer science.
不了谢谢我还是读真正的科学就好
No, thanks. I'll stick to real science.
抱歉你不是埃文啊
Excuse me, but you're not Evan.
的确
True.
那埃文在哪里呢 -别的地方
Where's Evan? - Elsewhere.
所以你不知道
So you don't know?
的确
True.
太好啦你认识华金了
Oh, good. You met Joaquin.
还没有正式打过招呼他在这里做什么
Proper introductions were not made. What's he doing here?
他来帮忙我写一个算法
Uh, he's helping me write an algorithm
这样我们就能在股海无往不利了
so, uh, we can beat the stock market.
为什么要赢
Why?
这样才能发财买♥♥帅车泡到妞
Uh, well, so we can get rich, buy cool cars and get girls.
主要是能泡到妞
But mostly the girls.
对知识的探索本身不就是最大的奖吗
Isn't the search for knowledge its own reward?
如果这知识能帮助你泡到妞那就是奖
Uh, yeah, sure, if the knowledge helps you get girls.
好脱裤子放屁的认识女生方法啊
That seems like a lot of unnecessary effort just to meet females.
我们也尝试过直接与她们交谈啊
Yeah, we've tried talking to them.
一场真正的灾难
Actual disaster.
你想帮忙我们吗
You want to help us?
我又不想认识女生
I don't need to meet girls.
况且我更想要的是少认识一些人呢
In fact, I'd like to know fewer people, not more.
你可以用赚来的钱给自己买♥♥好玩的东西啊
You could use the money to buy yourself something fun.
比如粒子加速器或一百罐液氮
Ooh, like a particle accelerator or 100 tanks of liquid nitrogen.
我指的是户外按♥摩♥浴缸之类的但也行吧
I was thinking of a hot tub, but okay.
平常叫你洗澡都叫不动
I can't get you to take a shower,
现在你想买♥♥户外按♥摩♥浴缸啦
and-and you want a hot tub?
女生们就喜欢这个
Girls like hot tubs.
建造粒子加速器需要多少钱
How much would it cost to build a particle accelerator?
保守估计要40到100亿吧
Conservatively, four to ten billion dollars.
那你必需得帮忙我们啊
Then you need to help us.
我对编程的经验不多
Hmm. Well, I haven't done much coding,
但我十八般武艺样样精通
but I am good at everything.
行我来做主
Okay, I'm in charge.
坐一边去
Scoot.
你在看什么呢 -查韦斯·雷蒙
What are you watching? - Travis Lemon.
那个疯狂教会男吗
The crazy church guy?
他才不疯 -他的头发就很疯啊
He's not crazy. - Well, his hair is.
我要告诉你们
Well, I got news for y'all.
耶稣希望你们发财
Jesus wants you to prosper.
祂希望你们拥有美好的事物过富裕的生活
He wants you to have nice things, a life of abundance.
来看看这段经♥文♥
Says so right here in the book.
"我的神必照他荣耀的丰富在基♥督♥耶稣里
"My God shall supply all your needs according to His riches
使你们一切所需用的都充足"
in glory by Jesus Christ."
好吧祂是这么说过
He's right. It does say that.
他什么时候说完我想看音乐台
When's it's over? I want to watch MTV.
查韦斯牧师也有一个乐队啊
Reverend Travis has a band.
音乐也十分带劲
They rock pretty hard.
对你也是一样
The same is true for you.
耶稣基♥督♥曾用五块大麦饼就喂饱五千人
Jesus fed 5,000 people with five loaves of bread,
但也得是有人先给祂这些饼啊
but somebody had to give him those loaves.
这就是我需要你们的地方了
And that's what I need from you.
您捐赠给
Every dollar you donate
查韦斯·雷蒙教会的钱都将十倍奉还
to the Travis Lemon ministry will be returned to you tenfold!
十倍个大头鬼
Tenfold, my sweet patootie.
种瓜得瓜种豆得豆
As ye sow, so shall ye reap.
达芙妮把地址放上屏幕
Daphne, get the address on the screen?
快把你们的支票本拿出来
So you get the checkbook out,
是时候展示你们对主的爱了
and you show how much you love the Lord,
主也必将奉还你的爱
and the Lord will love you back.
有一天当你的邻居问你
And when your neighbor asks you,
"你去哪里买♥♥的新凯迪拉克啊" 你就回答他们
"Where'd you get that new Cadillac?" You tell 'em,
"在天堂街与救世街的交叉口买♥♥的"
"On the corner of Heaven and Saved."
行吧行吧真是服了
Oh, what the heck.
好啦史提夫大哥奏乐
All right, Steve-arooni, let's hit it!
你好啊米希 -你在干嘛呢
Hey, Missy. - Hey. What are you doing?
为学校买♥♥了新鞋在家先穿习惯
Just breaking in my new shoes for school.
是棕色的
They're brown.
酷
Cool.
我能看你家的电视吗
Can I watch your TV?
可以啊
Sure.
你听到的吱嘎声是我新鞋传来的
That squeaking you're hearing is my new shoes.
你妈妈人呢
Where's your mom at?
她去西尔维娅阿姨家几天
She went to my Aunt Sylvia's for a few days.
西尔维娅阿姨脖子长了一个大包
Aunt Sylvia has a big lump on her neck.
所以你自己一个人在家
So you're alone?
就我跟家里的鸡们
Just me and my chickens.
比利我们必需得来办派对啊
Billy, we have to throw a party.
给鸡们办嘛
For the chickens?
不是是为我们 -为什么啊
No! For us! - Why?
什么叫"为什么" 你妈妈不在家啊
What do you mean "Why"? Your mom's not home.
那我们派对要干嘛玩游戏吗
What would we do? Play games?
对啊饮酒游戏
Yeah, drinking games.
像你有一次给我一块钱让我♥干♥了3.8升牛奶吗
Like when you paid me a dollar to chug a gallon of milk?
不一样的游戏再次向你道歉
That was a different game, and I'm sorry.
天那次给我吐的
Boy, did I throw up.
这次的派对我们喝啤酒吧
For this party, I'm thinking beer.
我们还没到能喝啤酒的年龄啊
We're not old enough to drink beer.
所以其他孩子才会愿意来啊
That's why kids'll come.
真聪明
Smart.
你觉得他们会喜欢鸡蛋吗
Do you think they'll like eggs?
我有好多鸡蛋啊
I have so many eggs.
那个A1变量是什么
What's that A-sub-one-variable?
它是未定义的
It's undefined.
它在前一个子程序中被定义了
It's defined in the previous subroutine.
我天真是优雅啊
Oh, my. That is elegant.
我们不用"优雅"这个词了
We don't use the word "elegant."
为什么这个词哪里不对
Why? What's wrong with it?
上个学期我邀请了一个女生回我房♥间
Well, last semester, I invited a girl to my room
让她看我优雅的代码
to look at my elegant coding,
结果... 她打电♥话♥报♥警♥了所以...
and... she called the police, so...
懂了那下一步是什么
Understood. So what happens next?
我们就买♥♥算法推荐的股票啊
Uh, we just buy the stocks the algorithm suggests.
用什么买♥♥ -我们学贷的钱
With what? - Our student loan money.
你打算拿多少钱出来投
How much are you in for?
我妈妈从小警告我
Oh, my mother's always warned me
赌博的危害
against the evils of gambling.
这不是赌博啊这是数学
Well, it's not gambling, it-it's math.
你妈妈反对数学吗
Is your mother against math?
当我尝试用数学来证明
Well, when you use it to prove
地球并不是用七天造出来的时她有些不悦
the Earth wasn't made in seven days, she gets a little touchy.
你自己决定吧
It's your call.
要粒子加速器还是不要粒子加速器
Particle accelerator, or no particle accelerator?
我去拿我的钱袜子
Let me fetch my money sock.
你把钱藏在袜子里吗
You keep your money in a sock?
我姥姥还把钱藏在胸罩里呢
My meemaw keeps her money in her bra.
她喜欢户外按♥摩♥浴缸吗
Does she like hot tubs?
你跟戴尔最近处得怎么样啊