我们的世界末日（2015）

You, Me and the Apocalypse S01E02

Part 2 Jan. 5, 2021, 4:40 p.m.

I thought, "What the hell?"
我就想 "管他呢"
It looks crap, doesn't it?
这看起来糟透了不是吗
I've ruined my kitchen!
我毁了我的厨房♥
The world's coming to an end and you hate me, don't you?
世界就要毁灭了而你恨我不是吗
I'll put the kettle on.
我这就去烧水
Go away.
走开
I did. Twice already, remember?
我已经走了两次了记得吗
I would like to start to work now.
我想现在就开始工作
All right.
好吧
Since we're going to be working together, I think you should know
既然我们要开始共事了我想你该知道
I am not a morning person.
我不是个爱早起的人
Father Jude? The cardinals would like to see you immediately.
Jude神父红衣主教们想现在见你
Just when you think the apocalypse is as bad as it gets,
就在你认为末日已经够糟糕的时候
that sticks its head in the door.
这种事还要找上门来
What should I do?
我该做什么
Your desk is buried under there somewhere.
你的桌子被埋在某个地方了
You might want to dig it out.
把它挖出来吧
The looting is out of control, sir.
市民们四处劫掠长官
Gas shortages... Riots in 36 cities.
天然气短缺 36个城市发生暴♥动♥
Law and order disintegrating.
法律与秩序分崩离析
And what's that going to do?
我们到底该怎么办
Enough!
够了
OK. We are all tired.
好了大家都累了
But we need to be better than this.
但我们要更井然有序一点
Hey, you don't know how to hook this up, do you?
你不会接这个吧
HDMI dealy, you konw, to get the whole high-depth thing.
HDMI接口这样能展现高清画质
But I could do old-school VGA if need be.
但如果必要的话我用VGA接口也行
Who the fuck is this?
这他妈是谁
Mr President, this is Scotty McNeil,
总统先生这位是Scotty McNeil先生
from the Special Situations group.
特殊情况小组的
That's our apocalypse planning department.
那是我们的末日规划机构
We have one of those?
我们还有这玩意吗
We certainly do, Mr President.
当然有总统先生
Scotty is our foremost expert on extinction-level events.
Scotty是我们处理末日级别事件的一级专家
I suggest we all listen to what he has to say.
我建议大家都听他说说
You have my undivided attention.
我洗耳恭听
Ha!
哈
That shouldn't be there...
那不应该出现在这里的
We're looking at an impact event caused by a comet approximately
我们面对的是由直径约八英里的彗星
eight miles wide.
引起的撞地事件
Now, most of the Earth's population will perish
地球上的大部分人口将会死于
in a chain of devastating earthquakes in the aftermath.
撞击余波后接踵而至的毁灭性的地震中
In turn, these quakes will trigger a series of tsunamis,
接着这些地震会触发一系列海啸
which will sweep across entire continents,
巨浪将扫荡整片大♥陆♥
washing away most traces of civilisation.
将大部分文明迹象冲刷殆尽
And meanwhile, to compound our problems,
与此同时粉尘云也将成为
there's also the dust cloud.
问题的一部分
Now this gradually envelops the planet in a toxic,
粉尘云会逐渐包裹住地球地球将充满毒气
unbreathable smog, blocking out the sun entirely,
和令人无法呼吸的烟雾不见天日
meaning that all plant life becomes unsustainable,
这意味着所有植物都将无法持续繁殖
as does all animal life.
动物也一样
The only survivors will be microbial.
唯一的幸存者将是微生物
But it could be worse.
但还有可能更糟糕
How could this be worse?
怎么还能更糟糕
Well, it could be happening tomorrow, sir.
末日也可能明天就会来临长官
We're lucky. We have 33 days and we need to use them wisely.
我们很幸运还有33天我们必须得妥善利用
I should have told you.
我应该告诉你的
All the adoption books say to.
所有的领养手册都这么说
I meant to, but you were all I had.
我想告诉你的但你是我仅有的一切了
I didn't want to share you with your birth family.
我不想和你的生父母分享你
You want to find them, don't you?
你想找到他们是吗
But you'll always be my mum.
但你永远都是我的妈妈
OK? All my many flaws and faults, they're all your doing.
好吗我所有的缺点和过错都算在你头上
No-one can take that away from you.
谁都抢不走
So is there anything you know that can help me? Anything at all?
所以你知道任何能帮到我的信息吗什么都行
When you were five,
你五岁的时候
a woman came to the door.
一个女人找上门
She said that she was your mum.
她说她是你的生母
Do you really want to know?
你真的想知道吗
Yeah, everything.
是的一切
Well, I won't sugar-coat it.
那就别怪我话说得不好听哦
She was weird.
她就是个怪人
She knew things about you,
你的那些事儿她都知道
like the box you were left in
比如你被抛下时被装在纸箱子里
and the mole on your penis.
还有你丁丁上的那颗痣
Her name was Mary, she lived in
她叫Mary 住在
a hippie commune in the country.
乡下的一个嬉皮士社区
That's the address.
这是地址
You have no idea how many
你根本想不到我有多少次
times I wanted to burn that piece of paper.
想烧了那张纸
How long will you be gone?
你要去多久
I don't know.
不知道
Come here.
过来
You be safe and you come home soon.
你注意安全早点回家
We haven't got many days left.
我们剩下的日子不多了
I don't want to be alone at the end.
我不想在最后时刻孤独一人
I know, Mum.
我知道的妈
None of us do.
没人想
His Holiness feels in the circumstances
教皇认为在如今的情况下
it would be wise to halt the canonisation process.
我们应该暂停封圣事务
I'm being fired?
我被炒了吗
Not at all. The Day of Judgment draws near,
不是的审判日即将来临
Father Jude. The church has a task of utmost importance to you.
Jude神父教堂有至关重要的任务要交给你
A task eminently suited to a man with your attributes.
一个尤其适合你的品质的任务
You mean my chronic punctuality and sunny disposition?
你是说我的守时和开朗性情吗
No, Father Jude, your relentless cynicism,
不 Jude神父是你执念般的愤世嫉俗
your wearying scepticism.
你那考验人耐心的怀疑态度
Well, what's the gig?
什么活儿
From now on you will be investigating
从现在起你将展开
the second coming of Christ.
对耶稣再临的调查
My goodness, what an honour!
我的天啊多么荣幸啊
No. No, no, not really.
不不不并不是的
This it's what's known in the business as a shit sandwich.
用行话说就是往你手上塞了个烫手山芋
It's a theological term.
是个神学术语
Celine, I'm the fall guy.
Celine 我是背黑锅的那个人
I'm the patsy.
我是替罪羊
"Father Jude, please robustly test these,
"Jude神父请认真检验这些
"But be a dear and do it in a manner that involves
不过麻烦您在完成的同时
"No robust testing in case one of them is,
要想尽方法放水以防万一真的
you know, actually Jesus.
就是耶稣
"And even though the implications are staggering
尽管这种可能性让人难以置信
"And way beyond your pay grade,
跟你的工资也不成正比
"You're on your own, so don't fuck it up."
靠你自己了别搞砸了"
So you are scared you will accidentally anger the Messiah?
所以你是害怕你会不小心激怒了救世主
No, I'm worried about that,
不我担心会那样
but what I'm scared of is much worse.
但我怕的比这还糟
Sir, people need hope.
总统先生人♥民♥需要希望
What is Operation Saviour?
什么是救世计划
Well... we don't know yet, but you're announcing it tonight.
我们目前还不知道但你今晚就要宣布
That's it?!
就这些
That's all you've got?! What the hell are we paying YOU for?
你就给我们说这些付你的钱都打水漂了
You think when Roosevelt green-lit the Manhattan Project
你以为罗斯福批准曼哈顿计划的时候
he knew the detail?
知道任何细节吗
You think when Kennedy promised there would be a man on the moon
你以为肯尼迪在保证60年代末之前
by the end of the '60s he had any idea how?
会有人登月成功的时候他有任何概念吗
Now these were great men.
这些都是伟大的人物
They announced the intention, then made it happen -
他们先宣布了计划再实现
and that is what we are going to do.
我们也要这么做
We are going to tell the world we are going to save the world.
我们要告诉全世界我们要拯救这个世界
And then we work out how we do it.
然后再想如何实现